Short Inspector Poems

hummingbird inspects
the epitome of nature
delight within peace...

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a coward
devil’s inspector
God’s spy, maybe
follows me
wherever I go...

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the home inspector
scrutinizing every inch—
deal killer

© December 7, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen...

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> Mr. Peter Sellers > 

 The zaniest fellow
 But oh-so-mellow --
   As Inspector Clouseau
   He'd steal the show...

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Feet
stick
on soil
just like knives
screaming homicide
to a burdened inspector man;
the earth is murdering my ankles, and I like it....

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precipitation
twenty pots and pans sing tunes....
farm land plus house bought  




Lesson learned on getting a building inspector or did we?...

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(Inspector General Of Police Bola)
Ldky ko marwa dain gay
Supari Sabruka
Teka bhi lagwa dain gay
Supari Sabruka
Galla bhi dabwa dain gay
Supari Sabruka
Fire bhi marwa dain gay
Supari sabruka......

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Leader and Bottom Feeder

Trump is both President and our leader,
And he also has become a bottom feeder;
Garbage collector,
And of inspector;
We also understand he was a poor reader.

Jim Horn...

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Corruption and abuse of power
Keep Trump in office by the hour
He fires the IG*
So no one can see
Trump gloat in his ivory tower

*There are now twelve 
Inspector General vacancies
Trump is loathe to fill....

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Causer of night-mare to leaders
Inspector of government services
Truth teller and lie hater
Inspirer of civil disobedience
Zealous for share of national cake
Eats own tail in dictatorships
Noted for selling own right for soup...

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The Inspector of Eyes


Appointed for life
the inspector of eyes
can never avoid
discovering things
he’d rather avoid.
He can only recover, 
get up, stagger out,
see anew, rediscover,
greet what he sees
once again with a sigh.


Donal Mahoney...

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Inspector Sherlock De La Maison, betcha can't guess who this is
A bilingual mystery detective, he was quite a whiz
His loyal sidekick Dr.James Ergson
Was often seen as quite irksome
Good luck solving this extremely silly quiz

erg/watt :)...

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Mister Jack Horner’s 
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a Starbuck’s franchise.

Written on May 14, 2023 for the “Mother Goose Grows Up Poetry Contest”
(Growing up “Little Jack Horner”)...

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She just sits and looks down
On others of lessen rank that are found
For she has a chip on her shoulder
Put there as she was moulded

Into what she had now become
But she did not know what had been done 
For some carry the mantle true
And for others it could be a burden too.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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(Dedicated to Don Adams who died September 25, 2005.)

You soared to fame in the sixties as Maxwell Smart.
You had a lot of talent and a very big heart.
You died on my parents 40th wedding anniversary.
When you died, millions of people were saddened and sorry.
You also did the voice of Inspector Gadget, I loved that cartoon.
You lived a long life but you were still taken from us too soon....

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Oh Lord,forgive the arresting officer
who first caught me when I committed crime__
for destroying my future.
Again,I pray to blindfold the inspector of police__
that He may order police officers to delete my 
picture and name from the 'wanted persons list'__
Also, make lazy police officers assigned to arrest
me from my hiding place__
Jail changed my life!

chipepo lwele
*Dedicated to hardcore Jailbirds...

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"Every day will be better and better, Comrades!"
  --thus Nikita Krushchev to Soviet citizenry, nightly on TV
    before suddenly disappearing from public view in 1971 

"Every day in every way I am getting better and better."
  --thus (former mental patient) Inspector Dreyfus
    before his unfortunate demise in the 1976 film
    'The Revenge of the Pink Panther'

 What do you think?  Was there a link?...

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I- Inspector T inspects the place.
N- Nook and cranny is what catches his eye.
S- Suspecting every element in this room can take time.
P- People mostly don't follow this.
E- Even his colleagues can get carried away.
C- Cases like this should be taken seriously.
T- That is why the inspector does his job.
O- Orderly, organized, and ornate is his style.
R- Rusty as it seems, it gets him to find the important clue....

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1.Dr rizwan ko chemical pilwaya..
2.Maqsod chaprasi ko chemical pilwaya..
3.Dono ko kaisay achanak heart attack aya??
The end of Ayyan Ali investigations,Ejaz Ch.the customs Inspector who arrested her at airport has been shot dead for allegedly getting his hands on key evidences which were to be presented in court,a death reward for his honesty..
Note.Honesty is the worst Policy..
1.Drink.2.Drugs.3.Fire.Game Over.....

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Fit and faulty
Bitter and salty
Disguising and disgusting
Stingy and wingy
Doubtful and disputed
Shameful role of Police.
Q.IG Inam ghani g, If no one can be above the law and constitution 
then why your actions are opposite of your claims?
Note.You are what you do, not what you say you will do.
Couplet,
ilm hazaar kitaban parhyan Tay digriyan chaki phiran hazaar,
Banday qanoon sab toor sutan ay aap apni Sarkar....

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STUNNING SO STUNNING IM SO STUNNING STUNTASTIC
IM SO STUNNING STUNTASTIC LIKE ALLADIN 6OU BASTARD THE AVATAR THE SUPERSTAR ON THE BOULEVARD DIRECTING TRAFFIC LIKE INSPECTOR GADGETS BUT NO LAW AND ORDER NO BADGETS JUST ON MY NBA MAGIC WHATS HAPPENING IT AINT MY FAULT I TALK TO TALK WALK TO WALK FLOSS MY JEWELS THEY SPARK WHAT THE  YOU THOUGH HAVE SUM THUNDER THAT WILL PUT U UNDER LIKE THE UNDERTAKE GROUNDHOG BOSS UP MYSTERIOUSLY...

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I right fancy an itchy ring
'Ope it's itchy teeth in my ivory band
to calm the hunger in my mathew kelly.
I right fancy an isle of skye, to help the inspector and tickle my Irish rose.
I bring my intercity due to inflashun, innit?!!



Translation:
I desire to go to Burger King
hope it's beef in my hand
to calm the hunger in my belly.
I desire a piece of pie, to delute the drink and tickly my nose.
Bringing my bank roll due to inflation!!...

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We have dfferent writers, 
Can be story writer, 
Or writer of letter.

Do you know poeter?
Is he a visitor?
In your head calculator?

You see his editor,
With his own moderator,
He is a creater.

Poeter is the newslater,
Like other social sector,
He is a inspector.

He is a instructor, 
He is Like monitor,
Both workers and candidator.

Any news can collect,
News which is incorrect,
It can be correct. 

A source of creater,
Things to better,
That is poeter....

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Hibiscus for a sweet hummer',
with feathers so iridescent;
oh, dip your long beak in nectar !

Flutter my little incomer,
I love your green blue pearlescent;
oh, lovely flower inspector !

Blooming just for you all summer,
tail a purple incandescent;
sweet bloom for a sweet collector !

Delightful little mime mummer,
look like you could be fluorescent;
and blessed with a sweet detector !

Among my flowers shimmering;
spinning, flitting, and glimmering !...

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