Cockney Slang

I right fancy an itchy ring 'Ope it's itchy teeth in my ivory band to calm the hunger in my mathew kelly. I right fancy an isle of skye, to help the inspector and tickle my Irish rose. I bring my intercity due to inflashun, innit?!! Translation: I desire to go to Burger King hope it's beef in my hand to calm the hunger in my belly. I desire a piece of pie, to delute the drink and tickly my nose. Bringing my bank roll due to inflation!!