Short Inches Poems
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Which Grinch Stole Christmas
You may gain inches
Feel big waist when it pinches
Which Grinch stole Christmas.
Jim Horn
darkened moon
filthy room
five fast bullets
locked and loaded
perilous inches
from my head
fate is held
by my true loves' hand
blizzard on the brink
everyone is stocking up
weather sequestered
anticipation
eight to ten inches of snow
unmoving traffic
A standard toilet paper roll
Has shrunk two inches from its goal
Since all we need
Is just pure greed
And one old-fashioned finger bowl
Between the broken crests,
The sea murmurs,
A Huron glides inches above the water
While a number of bumble bees
Feed within a rocky crevice.
A happy childhood hour spent
Peering into
A few scant inches of rainwater
On hot days
Should come as no surprise.
For life,
Simply add water.
Suppose for a moment
Superman had no nose
Three eyes
And one leg three inches too short
He’d surely need a better disguise…
Or would he?
BLIZZARD
blue Monday morning
and 12 inches overnight
the pillow so deep
and outside is white white white
oh for one more hour to sleep
Between the broken crests,
The sea murmurs,
A heron glides inches above the water
While a number of bumble bees feed
Within the rocken crevice.
hmmm...
Hey guys, we need to rethink this.
We're about eight inches short
and I'm not flexible enough to contort
and steal that chunk of Swiss.
the ride home.a bumpy road.i saw her,next to lowes.what a doe i thought,i bought
her inches,now she pinches me sides.eyes wide awake,i fake the night.
Form:
Pacific winds blow
over Olympic mountains
rain shadow of Sequim
sixteen inches the year’s rain
Seattle gets two hundred
12/1/2021
Queen Alexandria’s Birdwing
Wing span of ten to twelve inches
Found only in New Guinea forests
Largest butterfly in the world
Seen by only a few
Rare
Snow. Snow, snow, everywhere you go
Up your wazoo and up your nose
Six inches or so
Too much damn snow
When does it end next spring I suppose
Santa's wife said, "You've gained an inch!",
and gave his fat belly a pinch.
"The inches I want
are hard", she did taunt.
No wonder she's seeing The Grinch.
Can a teenage girl possibly thrive
On six-inches of masculine drive?
If you can revive
Then you will survive
As six-inches chugs better than five!
There was an old hen in a coop,
Her favourite dinner was soup,
And the eggs in her nest
Were the biggest and best,
But covered in inches of poop.
For Susan’s contest
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Conical shelled snails,
succulent food of the gods,
best when eaten live,
inches on sides of boulders
facing pounding ocean waves.
Date: 08/25/2019
I
am
a scary
ghost with
the ability to
transcend all of
time and space; but
the best way to show my
power is to ever so slightly
close this door by a few inches …
I’ll gross out on sweet candies, cakes and mince pies
then moan, I’ve put two inches on round my thighs!
Inspired by Cute couplet contest
12/20/18
Short people must always be asking
Why isn't there more of me, inches I'm lacking
When I was made
Was only half my age
Must be why there's inches I need adding
Death only a few inches away
But Jeb just wanted to play
He bent over an inch too much
Breathed in H2O and such
Woke up in a place he didn't want to stay
Once knew this guy from Paris, France
Had a bunch of holes in his dirty old pants
They showed his treasure
Many inches it measured
Heard that he had multiple transplants
love
the distance
between me to you
would be a prehistoric
fossilized canine monstrosity
23,017,782.86
years old but
still wanting
to lick the
salt
off
your
left
inner
thigh
Form:
wind chill zero
saturday snow predicted
shivering now
bitterly cold
eight to eleven inches
get out ouiji board
spirits warm room
cold does not effect these two
hunger for chocolate