Short Hunk Poems
Short Hunk Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hunk by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hunk by length and keyword.
Big Chunk and Huge Hunk
had been a huge hunk
a baptist who we did dunk
was a lot of bunk...
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Categories:
hunk, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Senryu
Funky Music and Blacks
to them it gold
they dance and reload
the funk makes hem bunk
and hunk
thats right its a fact
FUNKY MUSIC
AND BLACKS...
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Categories:
hunk, adventure, black african american, memory,
Form:
Light Verse
Willie Lee's Epitaph
Here lies a rounder named Willy Lee
Marvelous hunk of a man was he
Lasted almost a day
After lovely wife Kay
Discovered she had an S.T.D....
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Categories:
hunk, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Limerick
2020 View
The hunk who is heading your way
Is not hoping you want to play
He just wants your phone
So all that you own
Is his at the end of the day!...
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Categories:
hunk, society,
Form:
Limerick
Outback Jack
He goes by the alias Outback Jack
Telling tales of OZ, he’s got the knack
Little Joe's no punk
He’s an Aussie hunk
Whom I’d love to get in the sack...
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Categories:
hunk, funny, life, people,
Form:
Limerick
Spunk
Two ladies yearned to bunk an hunk
The hunk, of course, just sunk a dunk
But on his knees
He tried to please
The one who found his chunk had shrunk!...
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Categories:
hunk, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Letter To Saint Nickers
The wife wants an handsome young hunk
To cavort with in his own bunk
And she would be happy
If you made it snappy
As she's prone for ye olde slam dunk!...
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Categories:
hunk, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
Fryer Tuck
There once was a monk named Cur Plunk
Who frequently strayed from his bunk
He claimed he was drunk
And stunk like a skunk
'til his hunk of a trunk had shrunk...
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Categories:
hunk, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Drunk
Me in a funk
Call me drunk
They say I stunk
Just like a skunk
Pac me away in a trunk
She calling me a hunk
I don’t think that bunk
Wooo hoooo!
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Categories:
hunk, confusion, me, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Hunk of the Month
My charms excite, my good looks stun
This April, I was voted Hunk of the Month
Not a surprise
Got lovely thighs
A bod to die for, check out me bum...
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Categories:
hunk, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Under the Rain
After the night the boy
Drain all of his blood,
Then ran into the rain
Which very sharp in skin
When the body deflating
There is a hunk of wind in his hand
Vitrified...
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Categories:
hunk, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Love Dart
A hunk once went on a junket
With lots of money in his pocket
Many fair ones tried to be smart
Springing forward their love dart
Dude was clever to evade their net....
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Categories:
hunk, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The 'Hunk Hogan Monogamy' Award
Men like 'The Hunk' who are monogamous
Often want to remain anonymous
Partners today have a blast
Marriage is not made to last
Yet Hunk's chosen to be eponymous...
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Categories:
hunk, fun, marriage, pride,
Form:
Limerick
Into Brain of Trump
Into Brain of Trump
A perturbing fact said he is a punk;
Abnormal brain tissue has a hunk;
Was curated,
And eviscerated;
Stunk and into Trump's brain sunk.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
hunk, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
This Poem Ain't Junk
Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk.
A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk....
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Categories:
hunk, animal, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A Gorgeous Hunk
There once was a gorgeous hunk, unmarried
Deep in his heart a secret he carried --
No one could guess
Whom his love blessed --
M - O - M in his chest hairs was buried...
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Categories:
hunk, love, mother son,
Form:
Limerick
Trunks and Hunks
Bronzed hunk on the beach
Trunks falling, the girls screaming
Oh my, man oh man
Written for Katherine Stella
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/life2.php...
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Categories:
hunk, funny, imagination, life, sea
Form:
Senryu
At Times My Spunk Is Junk
Take a good look I'm definitely no hunk
To some though, my happiness is my spunk
A positive type dude
Negatives tabooed
Perfection I is but at times my spunk's junk...
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Categories:
hunk, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Perfection I Is
Take a good look I'm definitely no hunk
To some though, my happiness is my spunk
A positive type dude
Negatives tabooed
Perfection I is but at times my spunk's junk...
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Categories:
hunk, hero,
Form:
Limerick
He-Man Junk
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk...
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Categories:
hunk, pride,
Form:
Limerick
He-Man Junk
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk...
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Categories:
hunk, beauty,
Form:
Limerick
He-Man Junk
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk...
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Categories:
hunk, body,
Form:
Limerick
Wink Walker
Breezy eventide
A stunning tall new hunk winks
Over her wood fence
March 22, 2020
6:15pm PST
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Categories:
hunk, cute love, fun,
Form:
Haiku
He-Man Junk
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk
© Jack Ellison 2016...
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Categories:
hunk, dream,
Form:
Limerick
Best Laid Plans
Ann planned to lose her cherry in full moon,
She even picked the month, that to be June.
Her hapless hopes had sunk,
She hooked up with a hunk -
In the middle of December, at noon.
June 6, 2022...
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Categories:
hunk, humorous,
Form:
Limerick