Short Hon Poems

Ena neyray na ho dildar vay
Vak hon lagyan takleef hundi ay....

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Sex pot,
you're hot!

your flame
untame

sparks fly
mile high

hold tight
all night

More fun?
Yes, Hon!!!...

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For My Mom Poem Must Create 
Horn Haiku

want to celebrate
for my mom poem must create
better now than late

Jim Hon...

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Jahan Jahan corruption wahan wahan zardari,
Jahan Jahan choot wahan wahan down supari.
Note.teri tabiat set hon wali ay(kocha Pathan)....

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Hop hon, hopscotch.
Having fun lives.
The balance lives.


Baulk Than-Than Baulk Poetry Contest
Sponsor charles messina
December 30, 2020...

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Diversion wretches her soul


Dear, you wrecked the car?

Hon, your eyes are so pretty!!!

Classic diversion~


connie pachecho

1/16/17...

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when the world is sweet today, 
an happiness comes out to play,
 perhaps i'll find me some:) 
great poetry, yes hon' 
... Don of the j......

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i love you
te amo
ti amo
eu te amo
je t'aime
te iubesc
jag alskar dig
ich liebe dich
ik hon vanje
mei thumse pyaar karthaa
hoom
njan ninne sneehikkunnu...

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I trust you when you said that lip mark on your collar was mom’s
But this lewd kiss with your secretary in facebook wall photo?
Stop kissing me hon or I will change this damn status!...

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There was a young cowboy named Homer
Who broke bronchos and was a roamer
The girl that he called hon
Said,"When all's said and done,
Those bronchos are breakin' your gomer."

3-10-18...

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Things Appear To Be Worst

Even though things appear to be worst,
For God have a great hunger and thirst,
And do desire,
He does inspire,
So that by Him we are properly nursed.

Jim Hon...

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Our Fill of Trump the Imbecile

What we really have was our whole fill,
Of Trump the Terror who is an imbecile;
Eats during dark, 
While at park;
Knew that he is for sure and always will.

Jim Hon...

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“Hon, remember when I’d stop shopping when I ran out of money?”
“No dear, I don’t...guess this year Santa gave you the gift of funny.”


A Cute Christmas Couplet Contest
Andrea Dietrich
December 18, 2018...

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Rock Hudson and Doris Day, stars way back when
Doris sang like an angel, was in love with her then
Was only a young'un
But wanted to be her hon
As for Rock, I could match him beginning to end...

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Postcards~
tattered, old, creased;
Chiaroscuro landscapes;
Reminiscence of a story~
First love.






10 July 2020

Hon. Mention
STRAND COMPLETELY NEW (7) any theme any form
Contest Judged:  7/10/2020 2:32:00 AM
Sponsored by: Brian Strand...

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His straw sank to the bottom


Hey babe you need a straw to stir your drinks
Beautiful pickup line hon, what do you thinks
I think your blue calm ocean
Needs some whirling motion
I see a whale curing your blues as it sinks

connie pachecho

1/10/17...

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PD: "We should hang sometime? I mean, we're practically the same guy."
ME: "That is the worst slam, the worst insult I ever received in my life."
 - All in fun........-=...-=...-=....-=...=.........-=...-=...-=....-=...=..
.......-=...-=...-=....-=...=..Love ya Hon....

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Loving you
My heart shining through
Day and night
I pray with all my might
You, you're the one
My sexy, hot, hon

Your love filled touch
Means ever so much
Take my heart
Tell me well never part
You're the one I've always dreamed of 
For once in a lifetime love...

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Deck in my hand any day
Hey hon, lets play 31 I say
not now, not my thing, not today, I'm busy
solitaire is all I see

Another deck shuffled faraway
alone, 31 is the game they play
learns how, keeps playing, hours fade away,  made her school girl giddy
solitaire is all I see...

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judgement from an inferior comes, 
makes em feel good little one,
 weak as water is their dew,
 laugh at em make em spew, 
sometimes...hon

Judge not hey:)  

yes Pd 
love balanced right, no more fights, 
evil overcome, great thoughts some, 
shine your light, great one.... Don...

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Oxymorons are cynical and fun.
Be careful though if you want to use one.
If it is familiar, it may sound quite trite.
Which murders your poem with a harsh bite.

Deafening silence is way overdone.
Boisterously shy is a good one though, hon
Brilliant idiot may be available in a tweet.
But avoid cliques like bittersweet....

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Bow your head and pray
Today's Thanksgiving day.

Poor turkey felt the axe
Bet he's sorry he ever hatched.

Mashed potatoes, gravy, yams
Consume mass quantities (But never ham)

Eat real fast and clean your plate
Soon you'll have a tummy ache.

Belch and moan and pop your zipper
'Hey hon, where's the Alka Seltzer?'...

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            Poof Poof Poof
                  fluff
               fluff fluff
                 "puff"

                fluff "puff"
            fluff fluff fluff
                 squish

             "damn hon
      got any more pillows
     i need tuh know about"

                 "stop 
              g'me that"...

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As I sit here with our grandson 

and gaze upon your headstone, hon, 

I lay a bouquet of white and pink roses

for your birthday, now calm, my heart reposes. 


Happy Birthday my dear husband, 

father,

and

grandfather. 

We love and miss you.


Wish you were still with us.


10/14/2019...

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Hy - c-calm down, calm....down....
Per - stay content...don't be scared...
Ven - don't fret - God is near
Ti - calm down...shhh...j-just
La - think...p-positive...
Ting - and pray to God for help! ! 
Lack of s-s-sleep...and I wonder why...
"How was your sleep, hon?" - mom
"Hey! How was it, sweet son of mine?" - mom
Should I...I...tell you?... 

fine......

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