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It's Turkey Time

Bow your head and pray Today's Thanksgiving day. Poor turkey felt the axe Bet he's sorry he ever hatched. Mashed potatoes, gravy, yams Consume mass quantities (But never ham) Eat real fast and clean your plate Soon you'll have a tummy ache. Belch and moan and pop your zipper 'Hey hon, where's the Alka Seltzer?'

Copyright © | Year Posted 2006




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