Short Hiring Poems

Bringing
in the sheaves,
a few days leave-
the promise of work..if
you please...

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Hiring A Linguist
Point Trump tried to make we had missed,
Learned more after having hired a linguist,
To find out,
What about;
Trump apparently had been an abolitionist.

Jim Horn...

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Someone's trying to Cut me 

Out of the deal

Undercover with torchlight

Stealing my Cheese

I tell you Flat 

I smell a Rat

I’m Setting a trap

Hiring a Cat

Going to Catch YOU in the act......

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If we run out of gas, can we fill up somewhere
A station for such and to drop off our old foul air
Might have trouble hiring
Coz of the hazy o-ring
Something to consider as we age, c'est la guerre!...

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If we run out of gas, can we fill up somewhere
A station for such and to drop off our old foul air
Might have trouble hiring
Coz of the hazy o-ring
Something to consider as we age, c'est la guerre!...

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Sappy hired a mouse to be the taste tester for her restaurant
no one said anything for a day or two, but we were not happy.
He eats drywall, dust, fabric, even insulation, said the elephant.
Hiring a mouse to be our taste tester was wrong of Sappy....

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the McCloud brothers stood back to back
shooting at the approaching villains
two of their cousins ran out with guns to help

when the shooting was all done, six lay dead
When you pin a star on McCloud, you get six
Mill town knew that when they hired their new sheriff...

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Lifeless hiring centers
look upon papers and not people
Hated for not having a coin,
who you are is ignored. 
Your family hates you for being poor
rather than loving who you are.
The soul despised society does oppress.

People's eyes blinded by greed does bind them in endless slavery....

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There once lived a singer from Idaho
But her notes were hard to hear and quite low
               Tried another approach
               By hiring a voice coach
 The coach gave her money back and said go











7-15-19

Syllables 10,10,6,6,10

Contest: State Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw...

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The City by the Bay is hiring, if you need a great job.
        High pay, to clean streets, after insane, poop mobs?
        Nose plugs and masks are provided totally free!
        In San Francisco's aromatic, veritable 'poopery!'

            
               
                           4/29/2021
                          7:45PM PST...

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Burning Love and hot desire, consumes me like a wild fire. 
Pierced by cupids bow and arrow we are made for one another.
Joined together under the starts, not even nature can tear us apart. 
Rising together, Spiraling hiring we are made for one another.
The love we share share burns out of control like a raging fire. 
Nothing can stop us, not even our own desires....

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Daddy’s gone a hunting
Mommy’s out there too
Looking for job with a broken left shoe
No one is hiring anyone
The rent is way overdo

The world is upside down
Pandemic has brought flu
Rumors turn quite serious
What’s a person to do?

It surely is not possible
We will have to be social distanced
Until two thousand twenty-two
I do not feel this is living
How about you?
|...

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When Joy entered the interview room the ambiance changed from gray to pink
Dead crows and deceased bats were replaced with lively butterfly faeries
The other applicants sensed a turn and broke into a positivity song
Derek a personnel director who is a drip, did not notice
He was the only person in that room who did not feel the shift.
Sad that he is the hiring component, isn’t it?...

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Pardon me, I am aspiring
to some day be retiring,
but first I must be acquiring
a position. Though I’m not keen on perspiring
I admit I have been admiring
your benefits and employees’ attiring,
and since a salary I’m requiring,
and I trust you aren’t frequently firing,
and I promise not to be with unions conspiring,
I thought I’d simply go about inquiring
if perhaps you were hiring?


3/16/2021...

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Yesterday I had the extreme pleasure of meeting Brittany,a beautiful woman of 
class and distintction.  She was, indeed, a woman of class and distinction.  
Intelligent, with high moral standards, and a pure joy to be with,  A cut above 
others in the escort business.  I laud your wisdom in hiring such a classy 
women, she speaks well for you company.  I thank you, and above all, I thank 
Brittany for an excellent visit..









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Soon, a penniless buyer,
Who’d dreamt of being a high flyer,
His bowel, a deflated tire,
And, thus, an embittered crier ….
Not willing anymore to climb higher;
Bosses would their workers fire,
After a couple of weeks’ hire!

Will he be hiring a smart lawyer?
But he can’t pay Barrister Moore Sawyer!
Of seven children did he sire,
Now, praised procreation does him tire!
Will he be going for the ropes or plain wire?
Then, Satan is a very good liar!...

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What am I going to do,
Now that I am retired,
There are companies out there still hiring,
They are still waiting for your requiring,
Far back as I can remember,
My first job was in December,
I went to work and I was trembling,
The weather was really cold,
I was told you can go home because you are late,
Our customers could not wait,
Being late on your first day,
You look tired, so you are fired,
And now I am retired again,
Now what, the game just begins....

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