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Pardon me, I am aspiring to some day be retiring, but first I must be acquiring a position. Though I’m not keen on perspiring I admit I have been admiring your benefits and employees’ attiring, and since a salary I’m requiring, and I trust you aren’t frequently firing, and I promise not to be with unions conspiring, I thought I’d simply go about inquiring if perhaps you were hiring? 3/16/2021

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Date: 7/19/2021 6:26:00 PM
Clever PS!
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Date: 11/2/2021 9:34:00 PM
Thank you Jennifer :)
Date: 4/23/2021 1:29:00 PM
I love a good monorhyme, and you did it. Well done! PS.
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Date: 11/2/2021 9:35:00 PM
Thank you Geoffrey :)
Date: 3/23/2021 4:32:00 PM
Aah, what fun! Your mono-rhyme delightful. Take Care, Paulette
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Date: 4/2/2021 2:13:00 PM
Thank you Paulette :)
Date: 3/21/2021 9:37:00 AM
P.S., Wow, really love the Willy Wonka-esque wonder in your lines. Congratulations, you got the job in Monorhyme. -Richard
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Date: 3/27/2021 4:59:00 PM
Yes, never read the book, but I loved the movie. Gene Wilder made it a magical feast for the generations. -R
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Date: 3/22/2021 5:27:00 PM
Thank you Richard! --"Willy Wonka-esque wonder"-- what a great comment :)
Date: 3/16/2021 5:20:00 PM
I love this! Great topic and monorhymes!
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Date: 3/16/2021 6:50:00 PM
Thank you Kim :) ~ps
Date: 3/16/2021 4:38:00 PM
Awesome mono-rhyming. I did one a while back and was disappointed not to make a winners' list with it!
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Date: 3/16/2021 6:50:00 PM
Thank you so much Andrea :) ~ps
Date: 3/16/2021 12:48:00 PM
Many are hoping that they can retire and enjoy life before expiring!! Harder in the US. Fun poem!!! Clever!
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Date: 3/16/2021 6:49:00 PM
Oh very true! Thank you! ~ps
Date: 3/16/2021 12:19:00 PM
Love the flow of this one PS, well written. Tom
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Date: 3/16/2021 6:50:00 PM
Thank you much Yom :) ~ps
Date: 3/16/2021 12:03:00 PM
Such a 'lilt and lolly' to this one. Musical as can be?! Perhaps the position is with an artistic concern... Delightful and delicious, P.S!
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Date: 3/16/2021 6:50:00 PM
Glad you liked it! Thank you :) ~ps
Date: 3/16/2021 10:06:00 AM
Nice...Enjoyed it.
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Date: 3/16/2021 6:47:00 PM
Thanks Arturo! :)
Date: 3/16/2021 8:31:00 AM
I got a good laugh out of this. It sounds like you're not terribly interested in getting a job! Loved the rhymes!
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Date: 3/16/2021 9:29:00 AM
Oh I am glad! Thank you :)

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