Short Hired Poems
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What If God I Had Hired
A Thought Transpired;
What If God I Had Hired?
Who would get fired?
Jim Horn
Probably a football coach the way
things appear to be looking right now.
Once a business man jumped
At the chances to rally reality crunch
Name calling and delivering a hunch
You’re now with us just a servant
Dictator King Donald J. Trump
11/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©
She came in for an interview.
Her answers were spot on.
Her references were glowing.
Her manners were beyond compare.
So, you hired her? I guessed.
My cousin gave me a “Hmmmmmmphhhhh”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“I could not get past her nose ring.”
Limerick: Once a Barrister hired a Spinster
Once a Barrister hired a Spinster
To work his pump short of a sphincter
She bought piston and nuts
Fixed up the leaking guts
Then Spinster married Barrister’s sister.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
I can recall, going to work,
from the moment hired,
was more than a chore
until the day when I retired.
Now, I don't care a bag of beans,
it only serves to remind,
as, making the morning coffee,
has become the daily grind.
God, many times, I have often hired
To fill my life with things divinely inspired
And poetry which I will write each day
After talking to God and then would pray.
When you read my poems word for word;
Nothing will you find which is absurd;
Each of them always has been designed
So God in there somewhere you can find.
Poems are only going out to a select few
Who from out of God's hat I just drew;
Even though years ago I had to retire
My only desire now is you to inspire.
(This is a true story)
His daughter died because he was a cheapskate.
He was tight with his money and she met a horrible fate.
He had a lamp that needed to be rewired.
He did it himself instead of getting a professional that he should've hired.
His daughter was electrocuted when she turned the lamp on.
If he had hired a professional, she wouldn't be gone.
I feel so sorry for that man because he blew it.
If you need something rewired, please get a professional to do it.