Short Hired Poems
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A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid.
"Fox Hired To Guard
The Chickens"
"Shepard Elected To Protect
Wolves In Sheeps Clothing"
"Man Throughs Baby
Out With Bath Water"
Form:
There once was a fellow named Bob
Who was happy cause he'd got a job
But soon after being hired
Poor Bob was fired
And all he does now is sob
Rep. Pelosi was the House Speaker
So the GOP hired a streaker
Although she could see
It hung to his knee
Bill's passage appeared to be weaker . . .
Here I am, at the "Bottom" of Everest!
Oh well, not much more I can say.
Now buried deep, twenty feet in the snow,
I shoulda hired Tenzing Norgay!
There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'
There once was an honest politician
Always loosing to his opposition
Then he hired some spies
Started telling some lies
Now holds office in a high position
Trump's Club hired a new girl in September
She was fired on the spot in November
As a matter of fact
She was caught in the act
Of reviving the most senior Member
No prior POTUS has admired
Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired
Tired not by work hard
Now wired the trump card
That commands retire or You're Fired!
Heard that after person had been hired,
When around Trump he should be wired;
Planted seeds,
For dirty deeds;
Revealed results and by Trump was fired.
Jim Horn
Awarded An Accolade
Much homage on him had been paid;
Recognition given to with honor laid;
Person desired,
And had hired;
On then awarded another accolade.
Jim Horn
Nicki Hailie No More
Nicki Hailie we all really do adore;
We were just knocked on the floor;
Trump hired;
Never inspired;
Said she won't be around anymore.
Jim Horn
Victor, the VW bus was angry, he had rust on himself now
His owner was unkempt, frowsy, disheveled and frayed.
His house would have been condemned
If he had not hired a maid.
Grandma's Beard
Once the great grandma had beard;
But the goat had a kick for her beard.
For a pageant he hired it one day
And never returned.
Look, he wears it till today!
Hired as a lab assistant to
do minor things. Never thought this
job could be so boring. It's
not as fun as it was
last semester. We
always had a
crowd, but not
any
more.
Magnum, P.I. Investigations
Tom Selleck
Played a fake P.I. who was not always angelic.
Actual P.I. hired by adjacent water district proved
That he had water illegally removed.
She was a disillusionist
Sarcastic and quite nasty.
I hired a doodlebug to capture her
I paid him rather well.
She came out a nicer worker ant.
Having survived that larva hell.
I got up late
and felt so tired;
I rued the day
that I'd been hired.
But all was well:
"Day off," I said,
and laughing loud,
returned to bed...
for Sara's 'Morning' contest
What If God I Had Hired
A Thought Transpired;
What If God I Had Hired?
Who would get fired?
Jim Horn
Probably a football coach the way
things appear to be looking right now.
Hiring A Linguist
Point Trump tried to make we had missed,
Learned more after having hired a linguist,
To find out,
What about;
Trump apparently had been an abolitionist.
Jim Horn
Leonetto Cappriello, father of modern advertising
had no art training; his posters were unique
he was hired by Pierre Vercasson a printer who recognized
that his work would be memorable
Lady Guinevere decided to follow her passion
By finding employment as a hired assassin.
She practiced technique
On her cousin Monique,
But found the guillotine to be out of fashion.
Jack and Jill recovered after their spill,
weaning themselves off of all the pain pills,
both out of work,
hired at Jumpjerks,
becoming first nursery rhyme stunt people.
11-20-16
Self-employed and partner in life
He "hired" some other guy's wife
Making golfing balls
Now he has two holes
My new business ?...Surgical Knives...
for Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses"
Trump Should Be Fired
Trump was hired who we never desired;
Our patience with him has expired;
Only few backs;
Most he detracts,
So should be impeached and then fired.
James Horn