Natty and Patty

There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 4/16/2013 4:31:00 PM
Congrats, Tim. Well done. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 4/12/2013 7:45:00 AM
Loved your tongue twister Tim...congrats...Donna
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Date: 4/11/2013 10:56:00 AM
Hi Tim Tim, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD
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Date: 4/10/2013 8:10:00 AM
Congrats Tim!...its a good one
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Date: 4/10/2013 5:52:00 AM
ha, congratulations Tim , nice one xx
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Date: 4/10/2013 3:56:00 AM
Congratulations Trent!! Glad to see you up there in the circle. Dianah
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Date: 4/9/2013 6:31:00 PM
Good Limerick! Congratulations on the top spot!
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Date: 4/9/2013 5:01:00 PM
This was very good. J
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Date: 4/9/2013 3:54:00 PM
Enjoyed this clever pen. Congrats on your win. ~A.O
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Date: 4/9/2013 2:06:00 PM
great !! congrats on your win Tim
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Date: 4/9/2013 1:41:00 PM
ha! this one is lots of fun. congrats!
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Date: 4/9/2013 10:58:00 AM
This one was my favorite!!! Great work, Tim !!!
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Date: 4/5/2013 10:07:00 PM
Great fun. Enjoyed this.
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Date: 3/31/2013 5:02:00 PM
this is great. one of the best I have read in this contest!
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Date: 3/31/2013 12:15:00 AM
Full of humor. Nice.
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Date: 3/29/2013 6:06:00 PM
LOL...witty limerick Tim! Hugs
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Date: 3/29/2013 2:50:00 AM
Tim, ha this is great, good luck and Happy Easter...David
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Date: 3/28/2013 9:08:00 PM
Batty could start on to baseball...loved this Tim ...Donna. :-)
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Date: 3/28/2013 12:51:00 PM
- Tim, thanks for you gave me a smile!!! - Very good! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 3/28/2013 11:59:00 AM
LOL..yup now you are nailing the meter of limericks where will you go next? Thanks so much for stopping by my verses. Light & Love
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Date: 3/28/2013 11:04:00 AM
This is a good one! Especially with the funny names and the rhymes that go with them.
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Date: 3/28/2013 10:54:00 AM
I love a good limerick!
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Date: 3/28/2013 9:23:00 AM
My hunch was that they were playing golf in Cincinnati?? :)
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