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Natty and Patty

There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'

Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2013

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April 16, 2013 at 4:31 PM

Congrats, Tim. Well done. Nice going. Ralph

April 12, 2013 at 7:45 AM

Loved your tongue twister Tim...congrats...Donna

Poet Destroyer A

April 11, 2013 at 10:56 AM

Hi Tim Tim, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD

April 10, 2013 at 8:10 AM

Congrats Tim!...its a good one

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

April 10, 2013 at 5:52 AM

ha, congratulations Tim , nice one xx

April 10, 2013 at 3:56 AM

Congratulations Trent!! Glad to see you up there in the circle. Dianah

April 9, 2013 at 6:31 PM

Good Limerick! Congratulations on the top spot!

April 9, 2013 at 5:01 PM

This was very good. J

Abdulhafeez Oyewole

April 9, 2013 at 3:54 PM

Enjoyed this clever pen. Congrats on your win. ~A.O

Francine Roberts

April 9, 2013 at 2:06 PM

great !! congrats on your win Tim

April 9, 2013 at 1:41 PM

ha! this one is lots of fun. congrats!

Carrie Richards

April 9, 2013 at 10:58 AM

This one was my favorite!!! Great work, Tim !!!

Jon A Cavanaugh

April 5, 2013 at 10:07 PM

Great fun. Enjoyed this.

Andrea Dietrich

March 31, 2013 at 5:02 PM

this is great. one of the best I have read in this contest!

Christine Phillips

March 31, 2013 at 12:15 AM

Full of humor. Nice.

Cecilia Macfarlane

March 29, 2013 at 6:06 PM

LOL...witty limerick Tim! Hugs

March 29, 2013 at 2:50 AM

Tim, ha this is great, good luck and Happy Easter...David

March 28, 2013 at 9:08 PM

Batty could start on to baseball...loved this Tim ...Donna. :-)

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 28, 2013 at 12:51 PM

- Tim, thanks for you gave me a smile!!! - Very good! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

March 28, 2013 at 11:59 AM

LOL..yup now you are nailing the meter of limericks where will you go next? Thanks so much for stopping by my verses. Light & Love

March 28, 2013 at 11:04 AM

This is a good one! Especially with the funny names and the rhymes that go with them.

March 28, 2013 at 10:54 AM

I love a good limerick!

Carrie Richards

March 28, 2013 at 9:23 AM

My hunch was that they were playing golf in Cincinnati?? :)

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