Short Hee Poems
Short Hee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hee by length and keyword.
Canned Laughter
'Hullaballoo,' 'Hee-Haw' too
Laughter and singing canned
~ wear a headband...
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Categories:
hee, fashion, humor, nostalgia, song,
Form:
Monoku
Pure As a Lily
They called her Lily Mae Flower
Pure as a lily was she
Not to be deflowered -- tee-hee...
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Categories:
hee, flower, girl,
Form:
Light Verse
Taking a Nee
He once was a she
Though now she’s a he
If he marries me or my brother
~ Hee-hee we will be...
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Categories:
hee, confusion, gender, giggle, marriage,
Form:
Light Verse
Honoring the President
Hee-Haw was a Donkey
misappropriated as a laugh
Joe Biden was his godfather
oops ~ My bad, Joe's gaffe...
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Categories:
hee, analogy, animal, celebrity, leadership, tribute, usa,
Form:
Rhyme
Greenwich Tee Time
When is our tee time, Jeeves
Ten, two or four, sir
No, no, no! Not the tea you drink
Oh, you mean golf! ~ Tee-hee...
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Categories:
hee, confusion, drink, golf, word play,
Form:
Light Verse
Hee Hee
A squaw called Winnie Hee Hee
Lived in an Indian teepee
She laughed like a horse
And giggled of course
Alas she was odd and creepy....
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Categories:
hee, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Hee Haw Trumpetting
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...
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Categories:
hee, animal, culture, endurance, international, moving on, political,
Form:
Limerick
Woodpecker
A woodpecker just loves to tap
The moment they go for a nap
The wife laughs, "Tee hee!
You're not fooling me!
I know its another bum rap!"...
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Categories:
hee, word play,
Form:
Limerick
New Hue
M-orn
I-n
R-adiance
I-s
A-bating
M-isty
V-iew
A-s
N-ew
H-ue
E-merges
E-agerly
Topic: Poetess (Miriam Van hee)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories:
hee, poetess,
Form:
Acrostic
No Comments Were Made
No Comments Were Made
On my great poems that I wrote
Some say are forbade.
They are too busy
Watching Trump the Terrible
On TV hee hee.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
hee, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Call Me Terry T Trilobite
An eighteen-inch trilobite, which is me.
Related to spiders and crabs….tee hee.
Advanced life form.
Will not conform.
If you want me, I’ll be in the sea....
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Categories:
hee, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Limerick
our silent twin laugh
Cackle grackle tee hee hee
How much more annoying can a weird laugh be?
You have not met my twin or me apparently.
Our silent twin laugh could lobotomize thee...
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Categories:
hee, humor,
Form:
Free verse
I Am a Man
I am a man both tall and proud
I write poetry
Yes tis true
You may go ahead and mock
But when the women flock
I will laugh at thee
Hee hee...
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Categories:
hee, funny, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
Hee Hee
Hee....hee.....!
She writes to me
It’s hee and not he
In her he double ee
Meaning I’m he and he
Not just one he but another he
Smart by not one he but two hes!...
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Categories:
hee, character, fun, humor,
Form:
Free verse
She Teases Farm Boys
Happy as a lark, they call her Lily
She teases farm boys, acting so silly
Tells the corniest jokes
The kind told by old folks
Lily's a pretty Hee-Haw Hillbilly...
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Categories:
hee, beauty, giggle, girl, silly,
Form:
Limerick
What Does the Fox Say
Fox cub ventures forth
Blood-orange pelt, white-chested
Sneezes seed pod out
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow
Could imagine this is a fox sound.
Ahee-ahee-ha-hee
is quite funny!...
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Categories:
hee, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Bully Name of Big Mad Mar
There was a bully name of Big Mad Mar.
When children cried she’d say hardy har har.
One day she picked on me.
Gave me a tee hee hee
She looked pretty strange with her head in a jar...
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Categories:
hee, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Limerick
Typoitis On My Key Bored
My smell and gramma chequer have seized were king
So my peoms awe full off miss takes
Hope hubby sore tits tout wen hee wakes
Fiction Peom
7/15/18...
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Categories:
hee, computer, humorous, poems, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Donkey v Tiger contest
A staring contest, wonder who will win
Will you psyche me out with distracting din
But I will hee haw on cue
Because I'm smarter than you
I trust your growl more way more than your grin...
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Categories:
hee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Witnessed at a State Funeral
Sparks of humanity
get a look-see
occasionally
Obama and Trump
engaged in repartee
a smile, a grin, a tee-hee
POTUS’ acting like you and me
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Categories:
hee, fun, humor, identity, leadership, people,
Form:
Monorhyme
You Said Imagine
You said imagine you follow the yellow brick road
So I said that’s if I do what I’m told
You smiled at me, shook your head and said hee
You’re always the comic now aren’t ye
March 16, 2021...
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Categories:
hee, relationship, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Eye To Eye
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
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Categories:
hee, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Search For a Monkey
car key go hee hee
will he?
set me?
free?
ye need to see the baby in me
we talk?
not alot
but
got
the right stuff
to muck up
you
par blue or baby blue
she cant decide which...
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Categories:
hee, friendship, baby, baby,
Form:
ABC
Every Word
for any second of her happiness
yeah Shakespeare up here
Take this
What tea is the tee in the tea hee
i twirled a twine of twisted tendril
troughs of would trace tree face nots and knots to be
wood i notice...
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Categories:
hee, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Chilling With the Bees
Silly Billy Dilly come chill with the bees and me.
Floating into my mind’s eye is Luna moths, three.
Dazzling in the club of commons, we click with a knee.
Pleasing the grasshopper who gives a loud tee hee hee....
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Categories:
hee, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Monorhyme