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Woodpecker

A woodpecker just loves to tap The moment they go for a nap The wife laughs, "Tee hee! You're not fooling me! I know its another bum rap!"

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/28/2020 5:23:00 PM

Great job with this one! I was thinking of using woodpecker as my bird poem subject but did not think the judge would appreciate a naughty poem in that contest!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/29/2020 11:44:00 AM

Woodpeckers are naturally naughty, making holes where there was none! Aloha! Rico

Eve Roper

Date: 7/28/2020 11:34:00 AM

tickled me .. a hear just on once in a while.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:33:00 PM

Lucky you, as they are as nerve-wracking as a leaky faucet! Aloha! Rico

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/28/2020 5:13:00 AM

Ratta Tat Tat This one Made my Funny Bone Go Pitter Pat

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:32:00 PM

That was my first choice for the title. Great minds! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

Date: 7/27/2020 1:41:00 PM

ha ha ha love it Rico, i hope reading your witty lims will inspire my muse to write the form again:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:31:00 PM

You do not need your muse for a P. Cox sequel! Aloha! Rico

John Lawless

Date: 7/27/2020 1:14:00 PM

NOW THAT'S A LIMERICK

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:31:00 PM

Mahalo, John! Aloha! Rico

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/27/2020 12:52:00 PM

this is one of your more hilarious ones, rico!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:30:00 PM

But if you did not laugh, I shall need to keep trying! Aloha! Rico

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 7/27/2020 12:47:00 PM

Freak’n hilarious. ~x

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:30:00 PM

I was going to title this, "Rat-a-tat-tat" but since Soupers are writing about birds, and I like birds, and wooden peckers are the best kind. Aloha! Rico

Janine Lever

Date: 7/27/2020 12:33:00 PM

great insight into women rico. like it.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:28:00 PM

Mahalo! I hope you noticed I like women, too! Aloha! Rico

Jenna Logan

Date: 7/27/2020 12:10:00 PM

Rico, you kept your sense of humor, despite Douglas looming near. All is well with you, I hope?

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:28:00 PM

The only thing funnier than randy people wearing a mask is randy people wearing nothing! Aloha! Rico

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/27/2020 11:49:00 AM

Mrs. Woodpecker's comment is so funny, Rico! I don't know how you come up with these amazing limericks. Hope you and Connie didn't have much trouble from Hurricane Douglas. Stay safe and well, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/27/2020 12:12:00 PM

Wood peckers are common in Dildoe, Bedfordshire, England! Douglas blew pictures of my walls and notes everywhere, but otherwise passed by like a lamb! Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico