Short Handled Poems

I gripped the handle as I handled the grip
And tripped on a book as I booked the trip....

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space ship hits Trump’s wall
goodwill trip ends in pieces -
"tea party" justice

alternate ending...

aliens handled

Long Tooth
September 1, 2016...

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"The adversities in your life can be handled by the way that you cope. Strong faith, along with your wishes and dreams, will bring you new optimism and hope."...

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Separated experiences share similarities
As if they weren’t really so
Differences were handled with fragile hands
And still, permanent are scars that remain...

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So with Nitro I'm sure you're aware

They say it's to be handled with care

But when it eroded

Is when it exploded

And then blew everything in the air...

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Kennedy Was An Amenity
 
Came to conclusion about Kennedy;
Was always an outstanding amenity;
Handled things;
Honor he brings;
Recognized as independent identity....

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Truth 
is true like birth
truth
is true like death
born all in between 
not truths 
bundles of lies 
handled in life
with truths to carry
of trues and lies 
what is to worry...

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No Noises

No noises have been  heard in the hall;
People were shot as each body did fall;
Teacher was there;
Handled with care;
Students secure in closets did sprawl.

Jim Horn...

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A ventriloquist there was named Monique
Who could make all of her body parts speak
   Her right hand did British
   Her left handled Yiddish
Down below she liked French and took Greek...

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heart broken
words spoken
life taken
rude waking
trsut lost
emotions dependent
tears shed
anger bred
chains linked
circle continued
cycle breaks
hearts separate
emotions handled
life gained
joy filled...

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MONOPOLY.
M: Management handled by
O: Only one.
N: Neither his nor her,
O: Oh! 
P: people, pity on you. 
O: Once its ones, forever gone.
L: Leave or stay. 
Y: You are never choice makers, hey!...

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Love is.. a quiet dignity
not handled with flippancy
it dances with symmetry 
and beautiful imagery 
It doesnt give dismally
Beautific is its chivalry
Pretty is its symphony
Brilliance is its proclivity...

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like a six-shooting cowboy
from the old west
you ride in
a sharp shooter
the pearl handled grip in hand
hammer cocked
firing all six hollow points
straight to my heart
another notch carved
on your bedpost...

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Please pay attention 
Get off of the cell phone 
Prevent disaster from happening 
Always stay on the horn 
Travels should be handled with care 
Move forward cautiously 
Manage your time wisely 
Safety should be everyone's top priority...

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to be or not to be
dilemma in life occasionally we face
smile do we?

such a tough call
if handled with calmness and grace
safe fall!

with grit
if we embrace
wit!!

to be or not to be
if handled with calmness and grace
wit!!

12.07.2024...

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It hangs right down below my knees,
And ladies beg, ‘ Let’s try it, please.’

They’ve never handled such a whopper
As that, my super massive chopper.

Ridiculous exaggerations about the size of my axe, of course!
For Susan’s contest

Hope no one's offended by this......

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Throw and Stow Below

If it was something we should not know,
Best thing to do is always try and throw.


Below and you are sure to safely stow.

After hearing about intelligence being
compromised, makes me wonder how
they should have it handled.

Jim Horn...

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A mode of transportation
By which low class pair
Does feel so raised in status
Reserved to deem it
For queeny Love, fit!

Waist coated, by one handled
Grandly debonair.
Open carriaged, a route a-float!
As smooth, sweet praise-strewed
Lily-avenued!

Melbourne...

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The sharp blade rips my soul
Handled by my masterpiece
My compass in the middle of the Sahara
And the flame of my bonfire in the harsh winter
I'm an experienced soldier, I've been through this before
And the seed with decades of effort?
It was planted in a rocky soil...

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Talented, calm and confidential
nimble, skilled and professional
She plugged it in.
So one could begin
one’s intercourse intentional

Folks found in her service delight
She was available daytime or night
always on call
handled them all
the telephone operator polite...

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While We Had Been There Horn Haiku

While we had been there
Were always handled with care
Vote for you did dare.

When I went out to 
Vote for Hillary with you
Our dream will come true.

Hay hay hay let's go
Why didn't I tell you so
On you she will grow.

Jim Horn...

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Electrical spark, you are nothing without me!
Brags arrogant spark plug, my cousin, Lee.
Distributor gets mad and keeps current back.
Cylinder gives spark plug a mighty ugly mean whack.
Gasoline engine starts up now in the right way.
Jealousy handled by Cylinder, because she don’t play!...

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TALKIN' TURKEY

muddy yard
wagon tracks
log    long handled axe

holiday
yesterday’s news
wrapped around the pump

four grown men
on the prowl
early coffee brewing

child crying
old dog lies    opens one eye
screeching bedlam

feathers
feathers    here    there
everywhere


Happy Thanksgiving all.
daver...

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Consider me someone's fallen ways,
Beneath a swollen stare;
Or a brief but complete moment
Which span is unknown.

Consider me to be a  stiff collection of thoughts
From within a weary heart 
That has been handled by fools

Or....
Consider me barely enough,
Yet by then I may be nothing at all....

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Island girl now of Purley
at youth shielded from Rock N Roll
she remembers the Supremes
Kick start those autumn leaves
You're a pillar of an ancient profession
This is no ruse
just plain thoughtfulness
You've handled my feet with perfection
you've bandaged my shin
always to the best of your ability...

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