Get Your Premium Membership

Axe

It hangs right down below my knees, And ladies beg, ‘ Let’s try it, please.’ They’ve never handled such a whopper As that, my super massive chopper. Ridiculous exaggerations about the size of my axe, of course! For Susan’s contest Hope no one's offended by this...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 4/19/2012 10:48:00 AM
Haha! You sure got me snickering here, Jack! Heehee, you made me check out your first post here as well and I sure am glad I did ^_^! How did I ever miss this? I've always loved your sense of humor :D and I see this got first place-- a super belated Congrats to you :D Thanks for checking out my first post-- I will be a mushroom here though but continue writing :D Enjoy your weekend!!!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/17/2012 10:49:00 AM
ha! made me laugh!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/16/2012 9:39:00 PM
congrats Jack on a magnificent first place win luv.. awesome as always luv..
Login to Reply
Date: 2/16/2012 3:43:00 PM
Congratulations!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/15/2012 10:26:00 PM
LOL, I missed this the first time around! Congrats on your win!! Blessings, rhonda
Login to Reply
Date: 2/15/2012 4:20:00 PM
Jack, keep that axe to yourself, buddy! Wonderful write and congrats on winning 1st place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe
Login to Reply
Date: 2/15/2012 11:35:00 AM
Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Jack. Love, Carol
Login to Reply
Date: 2/15/2012 10:40:00 AM
Congratulations Jack still laughing from thefirst time xx
Login to Reply
Date: 2/15/2012 9:03:00 AM
Oh gosh....I almost spit out my coffee!!! Love this one!!! What a hilarous axe you have, Jack!!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/15/2012 8:27:00 AM
LoL...Congrats jack on your 1st place win.Enjoyed.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/14/2012 1:39:00 AM
Oh can I have a hold Jack? very funny should do well. xx Thanks for you lovely comments xx
Login to Reply
Date: 2/13/2012 10:30:00 PM
hahahahaha. LOVE IT. (you are a gas!!!) Happy Valentine's DAy to you, Jack.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/13/2012 4:49:00 PM
Good luck in the contest..Reads like it could be in the winning circle...Now how did you come up with that axe funny?..Thanks for the kind reviews..Sara
Login to Reply
Date: 2/13/2012 4:25:00 PM
Ha ha, this poem is quite funny there Jack! This write is perfect for the contest! Great Work!!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/13/2012 1:31:00 PM
cleverly penned Jack.. interesting diversion to this theme.. good luck luv..
Login to Reply

Book: Reflection on the Important Things