Short Hailed Poems

it hailed today   fall
has just begun   winter is
giving me cold feet...

Read More

She said "Hi ya"
I replied "Lower"

She hailed "Hello"
I sighed "Goodbye"...

Read More

A poet's thoughts hailed:
turning flowers into beings.

Copyright McCuen 2008...

Read More

Filters of weak truths
My shades of reality
Bold lies in artwork

Posey Raul Moreno...

Read More

A poet's thoughts hailed:
turning  green mountain flowers 
        into lively beings


   Copyright McCuen 2008...

Read More

There was an old man named John
Who lived his years way beyond
Though he tried and failed
From memory hailed
Not Fond of John Beyond!...

Read More

Today we had a tale,
Of a part that was apart.
Today you laughed and hailed
But you forgot the truth in part, 
That your life may be tomorrow's tale...

Read More

When the Isle of Man Master Baitor
Got a gig on an Irish freighter
To Scotland they sailed
Until they were hailed 
When seamen splashed an aviator...

Read More

Pretty Betty was pretty placid,
Until she smelled butyric acid.
She ran out of the lab,
And hailed herself a cab.
And did not stop until Lake Flaccid....

Read More

A fellow who hailed from Australia
Had quite oddly shaped genitalia
At each sexual encounter
Before he could mount her
Her laughter ensured total failure...

Read More

once was an tricky old leprechaun
colored blarney stone with neon crayons
so much for gift of gab
I just hailed down a cab
and ran over that fairytail icon...

Read More

There once was a lass named Melanija
Who hailed from a town  in  Slovenija
Both elegant and smart
 And certainly no tart
Donald, she  surely made a man of ya...

Read More

A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
      She speeded away
      With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"...

Read More

A pyromaniac named Jack,
Who hailed from the town of Hackensack,
Decided one day, 
with matches he’d play
He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!
...

Read More

The last organ grinder (I’ve been told)
hailed from Boston and died very old.
When his barrel organ
got played by his son,
in his grave the dead Fred must have rolled....

Read More

Once upon a time, thirty years ago,
In front of a priest I stood with my beau.
“Over time”, he hailed;
“The secret will be unveiled”,
“Of a truly happy marriage”; but I still don’t know....

Read More

Route 66ish No 6

A young girl who hailed from Kentucky,
Was out-going, sweet and quite plucky,
When out on a date
With an old childhood mate,
She was miffed 'cos his boxers were mucky!!...

Read More

Sara Halley hailed from Texas
And fell out over a nexus
But she fell through
Her tummy grew
Inferior solar plexus













Copyright© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
02 December 2014...

Read More

Me Ma, she came from Ireland,
Papa, he hailed from the Bronx
I claim to be bred and bairne
Sunday night in an Amazon box.

[LIND30UR 7-7-7-9]

written March 2, 2022...

Read More

A Farmer standing against his fence
was hailed by a rambler crossing his field.
“Is this here Bull safe?”
The Farmer replied
“He’s a lot safer than you mate” 

Anon

Revived  Harry J Horsman  2010...

Read More

There was a gal whose name was Lexus
Who hailed from the big state of Texas
Wrote words and rhymes on cell
When it broke she just yelled
She goes by the name of Alexis








Alexis Y.
5-28-16...

Read More

So hailed a once sophistic court -


                    Dealt and felt, their mordant tort ...


If e'er the fount divulged its queen,


                    From seeping wrists ... what might have been....

Read More

A old doctor hailed from backwoods Kentucky
We all went to Doc Jim when we felt yucky
He gave us some pills,
That cured up our ills
Weren't we country folk exceedingly lucky?

November 8, 2021...

Read More

The Groobergergot King hailed from the Planet Zee.
He was an expert at mushrooms, humor and technology.
We saw the sky that was full of screens with revolving pix.
He has a sense of fantasy and fun said our cousin Stix....

Read More

Milton’s Dork had a brother in Troon
Who had hoped he’d be cuddling soon
With a cute dominatrix
Who hailed from The Matrix
Until she said, “There is no spoon!”

————

(Inspired by ‘The Town Dork’ by L Milton Hankins)...

Read More