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Seal It Please

A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
      She speeded away
      With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"

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Izzy Gumbo

February 26, 2010 at 12:19 PM

:)) I, oddly enough, have had an eye on Altoona...

Carol Sunshine Brown

February 26, 2010 at 8:03 AM

Thank you for sharing your poetry with us I enjoyed reading it today. I hope you have a wonderful weekend filled with inspiration Marty. You brightened my day.Love, Carol

Tim Ryerson

February 26, 2010 at 7:41 AM

Funny stuff Marty!... Seems you're hooked on Limericks too! Hope you don't mind but I just 'tagged' you in the "Why I write" game. I got tagged by Carrie, so I passed it along to you.... It's my first time! - Tim

Andrea Dietrich

February 25, 2010 at 9:49 PM

hahaha. VERY funny, Marty, and I am so pleased you were able to sing to my lyrics! LUv, Andrea ps. was this an entry for sea tales. after all, there is a SEAL in the title!

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

February 25, 2010 at 8:39 PM

REAL? u ask.. well he did ask Sunday but I did not say YES just yet.. lot of things happening and my son is leaving for Iraq March 1st so my head it not ready for ring time just yet.. its only been 12 years and counting .. so ... don't know yet.. but I wanted to write a Limerick..since we are all in the Limerick writing mood... luv.."Sweetheart"..