Short Groan Poems
Short Groan Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Groan by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Groan by length and keyword.
Self-Protection
An unstable globe
One nation will toil and groan
Injustice for all...
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Categories:
groan, angst
Form:
Senryu
Feverish Footle Pity Plea
Some bug
Got snug
Got germed
(Infirmed)
I moan
I groan
Poor me
(Agree?)...
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Categories:
groan, funny,
Form:
Footle
The Bell Tale
The Bell's testicle
Frenchkissed its thighs with passion
A groan of pleasure....
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Categories:
groan, funny, imagination,
Form:
Haiku
Violinist Composition
I hear the straw hum
stretched chords groan and snag my heart
leaving me composed....
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Categories:
groan, happiness, imagination, life, love, music, passion, sad,
Form:
Senryu
Winter Night
dark curtain descends
windows rattle, winds groan like mad
another sleepless night...
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Categories:
groan, seasons
Form:
Haiku
Haunted
Haunted
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Death's groan
Ghosts moan
Poetic Form: Footle...
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Categories:
groan, death, life
Form:
Light Verse
Down & Up
Down & Up
Broke Bone: Groan
Lost Phone: Moan
Get Loan:Eat Icecream Cone
McCuen Copyright October 2008...
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Categories:
groan, life
Form:
I do not know?
Viva La Difference
My wife tells me, 'Lie Supine.' 'Lie prone.'
~ No diff'rence. Either way I groan ......
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Categories:
groan, husband, relationship, sound, wife,
Form:
Monoku
Killjoy
past curfew kids play
then they collectively groan...
"come inside!," mom yells.
Date written: 12/16/2021...
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Categories:
groan, children, fun, games, mother, night,
Form:
Senryu
Cyclone
I enter the rhyme zone like a cyclone
And all others flee from me
I can hear them groan
As my words are set free
And out to sea they're blown...
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Categories:
groan, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Mute Point
You whine, you moan, complain and groan,
on & on, a cyclic whinging drone.
I listen patiently – what a glutton.
But how I wish you had a mute button....
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Categories:
groan, humor, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Light Verse
Muted Rage
Old age
Muted rage
Broke hips
Bitter lips
Happy thoughts
Are Fought
Sunny Days
Turn away
Why lie
Will die
Nursing home
Swallows groan...
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Categories:
groan, anger, cry, death, pain,
Form:
Couplet
More Moving Five Letter Words
More Moving Five Letter Words
4979
Stone Alone
Groan Drone
Shown Groan
Refer Deter
Snore Whore
Delay Today
Risky Shady
Later Lowly
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
groan, allegory, analogy,
Form:
I do not know?
All Groan Up
A man needs a bloody great steak
But the wife won't give me a break
She says, "Eat your beans
And finish your greens
Or you won't get a piece of cake!"...
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Categories:
groan, food,
Form:
Limerick
My Satanic Phone
I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *
*Slang for sex...
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Categories:
groan, science fiction,
Form:
Limerick
Makita V: Orange Draught
White fences groan
In fuchsia fingered sighs
Passion sprinting
Along aging sands
Whilst from diamond straightjackets
Black snow descends
To a fine, orange death...
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Categories:
groan, passion,
Form:
Verse
Our President's Day
Trump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie iPhone...
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Categories:
groan, funny, presidents day,
Form:
Limerick
Buddy and His Stegosaurus Bone
Buddy brings in a stegosaurus bone
My husband and I both yelp and groan
Chewing so hard now, there is a bit of foam
While my husband chews, I write this poem...
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Categories:
groan, dog, humor, humorous, husband,
Form:
Light Verse
Bravo Hrh
70-years she sat on her throne
Listening to everyone moan and groan
They all want a favour
Or some kind of waiver
So they can flip their neighbours the bone...
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Categories:
groan, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Sex Is the World
its what makes it go around
up and down
it has its own sound
you groan and moan
when it good
its well understood
its makes boys and girls
SEX IS THE WORLD...
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Categories:
groan, adventure, life, passion,
Form:
Light Verse
Thoughts From the Throne
I thought long and hard as I sat on the throne
On a topic that made me groan
What can I say on the subject of poop
Except that sometimes it comes out like soup...
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Categories:
groan, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Excalibur
King Arthur knew not what to do
He pulled it with one hand, then two
He let out a groan
It’s stuck in the stone
And Merlin laughed, Hah, CRAZY GLUE!...
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Categories:
groan, destiny, mythology,
Form:
Limerick
An Ob-Gyn Named Payne
There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
When his patients groan
He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine...
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Categories:
groan, baby, pain, parody,
Form:
Limerick
Oh Gash
In slip of night
In life
Who made this money of fake
This paper fraud
In hand of greedy
Shining gold
When i grab it
Ash in gown
And gold is gone
Oh gash
A groan...
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Categories:
groan, corruption, money,
Form:
I do not know?
A Ghoul Named Mcdimple
There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple....
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Categories:
groan, halloween, humor, teen,
Form:
Limerick