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All Groan Up

A man needs a bloody great steak But the wife won't give me a break She says, "Eat your beans And finish your greens Or you won't get a piece of cake!"

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Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/3/2019 5:30:00 PM

ha! love the title! very funny, rico...

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/13/2019 12:57:00 PM

Mahalo, Ilene! Aloha! Rico

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/3/2019 3:29:00 PM

Hi Rico, She seems to have your best interests at heart - if you eat your beans and you are a good boy goodness knows about her promise of that piece of cake! Yasou and poetry hugs, Jennifer.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/13/2019 12:58:00 PM

As a carnivore, I never had such a problem, but my late wife frequently said that to my children at the dinner table. Anyone who can swallow rabbit food certainly deserves a reward! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

Date: 3/3/2019 2:13:00 PM

ha ha ha he needs his dessert after the main course lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/13/2019 1:02:00 PM

Just read in the newspaper that a female Welsh police detective has been "discharged" for polluting her superior's office with stinky farts. It must have been the beans? Aloha! Rico