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My Satanic Phone

I once had a satanic phone, When anyone called, it would groan. It made up a lie, Told my girlfriend Di: ‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ * *Slang for sex

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 11/16/2011 11:47:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/15/2011 8:24:00 AM
ha ha! what a horrible phone - w/a mind of its own! clever write :) congrats on your win!
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Date: 11/10/2011 8:09:00 PM
haha, i just saw your little note and realized you WERE using the slang meaning. Congrats on your win. ONe of the contest's best entries.
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Date: 11/10/2011 5:34:00 PM
Jack congratulations on your dog's bone, Smile. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/10/2011 4:25:00 PM
Jack, congratulations on your win with this funny limerick, when I read your last line AC/DC's " Givin The Dog A Bone " starting playing in my head lol. Thanks for joining in on the fun and have a great night. Alexa
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Date: 11/10/2011 10:36:00 AM
What a crazy phone Jack! Gave me a laugh for sure-Congrats. on your win :)
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Date: 11/10/2011 10:12:00 AM
Congrats Jack on HM with this wonderfuland funny Limerick luv..
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Date: 11/10/2011 8:56:00 AM
Oh those phones, can come up with funny excuses....but this one is the best!! Congratulations, Jack!!
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Date: 11/10/2011 8:37:00 AM
:) I needed the footnote, but Alexa already knew what you meant, Jack. You better make sure your "satanic phone" isn't telling lies to Sue. Congratulations on your success in the contest with this funny limerick! The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/30/2011 11:05:00 AM
haha... yep that's satanic fo sho! thanks for the giggle~N... ps. namaste = the divine in me recognizes the divine in you
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Date: 10/29/2011 4:41:00 PM
HA! I love the last line, very very funny Jack! I wouldn't like one of those phones, no, not at all! Great work!!
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Date: 10/29/2011 1:30:00 PM
wow ..another super write Jack... and I learned a new slang word from your neck of the woods luv.. good luck if for any contest.. super ...
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Date: 10/29/2011 12:44:00 PM
Haha...enjoyed this witty write jack!
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