My Satanic Phone

I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *

*Slang for sex
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 11/16/2011 11:47:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Jack. Love, Carol
Login to Reply
Date: 11/15/2011 8:24:00 AM
ha ha! what a horrible phone - w/a mind of its own! clever write :) congrats on your win!
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 8:09:00 PM
haha, i just saw your little note and realized you WERE using the slang meaning. Congrats on your win. ONe of the contest's best entries.
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 5:34:00 PM
Jack congratulations on your dog's bone, Smile. Agape, Moses
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 4:25:00 PM
Jack, congratulations on your win with this funny limerick, when I read your last line AC/DC's " Givin The Dog A Bone " starting playing in my head lol. Thanks for joining in on the fun and have a great night. Alexa
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 10:36:00 AM
What a crazy phone Jack! Gave me a laugh for sure-Congrats. on your win :)
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 10:12:00 AM
Congrats Jack on HM with this wonderfuland funny Limerick luv..
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 8:56:00 AM
Oh those phones, can come up with funny excuses....but this one is the best!! Congratulations, Jack!!
Login to Reply
Date: 11/10/2011 8:37:00 AM
:) I needed the footnote, but Alexa already knew what you meant, Jack. You better make sure your "satanic phone" isn't telling lies to Sue. Congratulations on your success in the contest with this funny limerick! The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. Love, Carolyn
Login to Reply
Date: 10/30/2011 11:05:00 AM
haha... yep that's satanic fo sho! thanks for the giggle~N... ps. namaste = the divine in me recognizes the divine in you
Login to Reply
Date: 10/29/2011 4:41:00 PM
HA! I love the last line, very very funny Jack! I wouldn't like one of those phones, no, not at all! Great work!!
Login to Reply
Date: 10/29/2011 1:30:00 PM
wow ..another super write Jack... and I learned a new slang word from your neck of the woods luv.. good luck if for any contest.. super ...
Login to Reply
Date: 10/29/2011 12:44:00 PM
Haha...enjoyed this witty write jack!
Login to Reply
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter