Short Goatee Poems
Short Goatee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Goatee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Goatee by length and keyword.
Liquor Up Front Poker In the Rear
There once was a fellow like me
Designed to make love happily
But there was a vicar
Who said, "You can't liquor
Until you can grow a goatee!"...
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Categories:
goatee, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Silly Billy
There was a shy man named Billy
Who liked a pretty young filly
He asked her out one day
The filly said nay
Because she thought his goatee looked silly...
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Categories:
goatee, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
He Wears a Goatee
Know this guy well because it's me
A writer of fun poems, I wear a goatee
Appreciate the accolades
You guys I'll never trade
You're the greatest bunch of bourgeoisie...
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Categories:
goatee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Picker of Note
A banjo picker elite I once used to be,
Now my nose is the favorite choice of me
Don't always enjoy
The pickin' finger it soils
Let alone getting snots on my manly goatee...
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Categories:
goatee, music,
Form:
Limerick
Stroking My Goatee
Retirement ain't all it's cracked up to be
Finding things to occupy my mind is key
Like chasing young fillies
Plying them with lilies
And watch them melt and stroke my goatee...
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Categories:
goatee, happy,
Form:
Limerick
A Picker of Note
A banjo picker elite I once used to be,
Now my nose is the favourite choice of me
Don't always enjoy
My pickin' finger gets soiled
Let alone snotty dripping on my manly goatee...
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Categories:
goatee, music,
Form:
Limerick
It
This guy's got “IT” whatever “IT” may be
If I knew what “IT” was, I'd be so happy, I'd pee
Maybe “IT” is a wart
Quite ugly of sorts
Or maybe “IT” is a booger hanging from my goatee...
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Categories:
goatee, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Goatee Beard
Goatee beards look good
Very sophisticated as they should
So sculpting on the face
Carefully trimmed so in place
Usually worn by older men
Tinged with grey a distinguished blend.
© Paul Warren Poetry...
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Categories:
goatee, humor,
Form:
Ballad
He Wears a Goatee
Know this guy well because it's me
A writer of fun poems, I wear a goatee
Appreciate the accolades
You guys I'll never trade
You're the greatest bunch of bourgeoisie
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
goatee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Tipping the Waiter
A masculine waiter winked at me
flashing a smile with his fine goatee
he needed a big tip
but such plan took a dip
when I claimed, "Ask your boss; my hubby."
Contest: Limericks Clean And Clever
15 Nov 2014...
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Categories:
goatee, funny, men,
Form:
Limerick
Oh Well
Skinny Claus, padded coat, he-he!
Know-it-all kids pull his goatee,
heckling, “Where’d your beard go? pray tell."
“Same place as my toy bag. -- Oh well!”
December 22, 2020
contest: Christmas Chastushka
sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...
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Categories:
goatee, 11th grade, children, christmas,
Form:
Chastushka
Unwanted Gaze
At a water slide a man eyed me
He stared at a spot above my knee
‘Twas later I learned
His gaze I had earned
My swimsuit revealed a strange goatee
*This really happened! Written April 25, 2015 for Jan’s contest....
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Categories:
goatee, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Mister Monopoly
Mr. Monopoly
Wearing a top hat and a straight
jacket with a monocle and goatee.
He owns everything like God does.
Nobody will ever tell him different.
He'll silence you and disappear you.
He'll buy your friends and family.
He's the man who bought the world....
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Categories:
goatee, sunset,
Form:
Free verse
Cat
The bearded lady comfortably sprawled
on several coats and blankets left
haphazardly to where she'd crawled.
Then looking right at me with
utter nonchalance, she
sat and sat and sat. . .
with small goatee
so fluffy.
What a
CAT!
Aug. 10, 2018 For Tania Kitchin's Cat Poems Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
goatee, cat,
Form:
Etheree
From Mudguard To a Tough Nut
For those of us who have lost your hair
And feel embarrassed as a mudguard up there
The truth of the matter is simple to see
Just shave it off and grow a goatee
And you will look tough and hard as nails
Where when measuring up you wouldn’t fail
So cheer up you can look cool
By shaving it off and growing a goatee as the rule.
© Paul Warren Poetry
From a video I saw recently...
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Categories:
goatee, hair, humorous,
Form:
Ballad
Vision
Sitting here, in a room with no light
Everything seems
Increasingly bright
And the sound seems louder
Than it normally should be
As I play
With my excessively growing goatee
It seems like a habit
Having my mornings this way
Yet for fun there is a price
Everyone must pay
Only one question dwells
In the mind of thy own
The answer still remains
To be unknown
Somewhere in the distance
Unreachable by any means
Sits a tall beaming
United States Marine...
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Categories:
goatee, death, family, father, food, friendship, uplifting, visionary,
Form:
I do not know?
Cover Up Fashion
Why not grow, a goatee or a beard
if you think, you look really weird
Why not wear, those three-quarter shorts
if you think, your legs look like warts
Why not wear, no belt with your pants
if you think, your rear end is for glance
Why not put those studs on your body
if you think, you were born a zombie
Why not put tattoos on your skin
if you think, you’re in a tailspin
Why don’t you like, what you see in the mirror
if you think, that you are getting queerer...
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Categories:
goatee, crazy, fashion, health, image, stress,
Form:
Rhyme