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Liquor Up Front Poker In the Rear

There once was a fellow like me Designed to make love happily But there was a vicar Who said, "You can't liquor Until you can grow a goatee!"

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Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2021 5:20:00 PM
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you are the master of amazing titles i have tears rolling down my face, am surprised the pc vigilante hasnt complained lol - write on write on write on. i will NEVER stop writing silly poems and no hypocritical bully will ever stop me trying to make folk smile:-) hugs Jan x
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/23/2021 11:44:00 AM
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Like Hamas, some people would rather fire 400 rockets at their neighbours than laugh, so write on! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/14/2020 4:18:00 PM
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G'day Rico ... I always wondered why blokes grew those goatee beards Rico. How's yours going? Thanks Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/16/2020 11:45:00 AM
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Still working on it! Aloha! Rico
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/27/2020 4:55:00 PM
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Ooh! A sloppy one... Chuckling in spite of myself... Gross-out! :) gw
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2020 12:41:00 PM
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Naught to worry! You qualify! Stormy may be looking you up any day now! Aloha! Rico
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Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 7/23/2020 10:25:00 AM
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LOL There are some people who simply can't grow a goatee, Rico. Very funny limerick! Hugs, Carolyn
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/24/2020 11:56:00 AM
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They must do it the old-fashioned way? Aloha! Rico
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 7/22/2020 6:02:00 PM
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Well, goats sure like to chew!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/24/2020 11:57:00 AM
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Nibbling gets the job done! Aloha! Rico
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Mystic Rose Rose
Date: 7/22/2020 2:18:00 PM
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Its a hairy situation isn't it !
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/24/2020 11:58:00 AM
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Funny you should mention that! My late wife always used to laugh at the hair between my teeth! Aloha! Rio
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Edward Ibeh
Date: 7/19/2020 7:25:00 PM
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I enjoyed this one, Rico:-) You're one of the masters of the Limerick form!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/24/2020 11:58:00 AM
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Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
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Ilene Bauer
Date: 7/19/2020 1:40:00 PM
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methinks you enjoy the bawdy muchly, rico! funny, as always...
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/19/2020 1:46:00 PM
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In Paris, sex is the most popular subject as everyone knows something about it! Aloha! Rico

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