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Liquor Up Front Poker In the Rear

There once was a fellow like me
Designed to make love happily
But there was a vicar
Who said, "You can't liquor
Until you can grow a goatee!"

Copyright © Rico Leffanta | Year Posted 2020

word playlimerick

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May 22, 2021 at 5:20 PM

you are the master of amazing titles i have tears rolling down my face, am surprised the pc vigilante hasnt complained lol - write on write on write on. i will NEVER stop writing silly poems and no hypocritical bully will ever stop me trying to make folk smile:-) hugs Jan x

May 23, 2021 at 11:44 AM

Like Hamas, some people would rather fire 400 rockets at their neighbours than laugh, so write on! Aloha! Rico

August 14, 2020 at 4:18 PM

G'day Rico ... I always wondered why blokes grew those goatee beards Rico. How's yours going? Thanks Rico - Lindsay

August 16, 2020 at 11:45 AM

Still working on it! Aloha! Rico

July 27, 2020 at 4:55 PM

Ooh! A sloppy one... Chuckling in spite of myself... Gross-out! :) gw

July 28, 2020 at 12:41 PM

Naught to worry! You qualify! Stormy may be looking you up any day now! Aloha! Rico

Carolyn Devonshire

July 23, 2020 at 10:25 AM

LOL There are some people who simply can't grow a goatee, Rico. Very funny limerick! Hugs, Carolyn

July 24, 2020 at 11:56 AM

They must do it the old-fashioned way? Aloha! Rico

Michelle Faulkner

July 22, 2020 at 6:02 PM

Well, goats sure like to chew!

July 24, 2020 at 11:57 AM

Nibbling gets the job done! Aloha! Rico

Mystic Rose Rose

July 22, 2020 at 2:18 PM

Its a hairy situation isn't it !

July 24, 2020 at 11:58 AM

Funny you should mention that! My late wife always used to laugh at the hair between my teeth! Aloha! Rio

July 19, 2020 at 7:25 PM

I enjoyed this one, Rico:-) You're one of the masters of the Limerick form!

July 24, 2020 at 11:58 AM

Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico

July 19, 2020 at 1:40 PM

methinks you enjoy the bawdy muchly, rico! funny, as always...

July 19, 2020 at 1:46 PM

In Paris, sex is the most popular subject as everyone knows something about it! Aloha! Rico

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