From Mudguard To a Tough Nut

For those of us who have lost your hair And feel embarrassed as a mudguard up there The truth of the matter is simple to see Just shave it off and grow a goatee And you will look tough and hard as nails Where when measuring up you wouldn’t fail So cheer up you can look cool By shaving it off and growing a goatee as the rule. © Paul Warren Poetry From a video I saw recently