Short Gland Poems

Havoc gland makes feel
A gamma of emotions
Hard to classify...

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Sensational dream
Woke up in tent hand on gland
Morning glory


© 2000...

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Friends said their marriage would not last
Now fifty-years have slowly passed
Hand-in-hand
Gland-in-gland
The two of them have had a blast!...

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A streetwalker just grabbed my hand
And rubbed it against her damp gland
What could I do
But say, "P U!
Your fish must have died on the sand!"...

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Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland 
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

*me poor pecker*...

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Prism
multi, colored
infinity, internally, spinning
Located in the pituitary gland
masterly, universally, implanted
seeing, freeing
prison...

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There was a woman from Beeman
Who enraptured all the seamen
With a gentle touch of her hand
She titillated their laughing gland
Making them feel like freemen...

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an old lady from Gland with idle hands
tied her old computer with rubber bands
when it finally broke-down
she went into a meltdown
bought a new one, but couldn't catch the commands

6/4/2018...

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why means i lie really wellest
yeah i hid inside a Brian
where God wouldn't
look i really just wrote this ta
da
to introduce you to the birth of Thrypdi
bye know
yes i now
its nothing i something do...

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All natural flavorings good
Especially added to teas, food
Beaver's castor gland
Is source of such a flavoring
Used in candy unwavering
Now starved after

Sponsor:Black Eyed Susan
Contest: Tail Rhyme Time...

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wish to sleep
not to die;
wish to fly
not to cry

root to vertex
not any text;
the breath’s whip
in life’s fax

feast of end
implanting trend;
in whining gyre
swiveling blood gland


© Mahtab Bangalee
Chattogram
09/09/2021...

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He dives into a liquor bottle, and
Zigzags like a snake on the sand.
A wife waits for her hero,
But who comes as a zero.
Obscenities ooze from his ‘stupor gland’.

(My limerick which was selected and  published in Selected Poems Anthology 2013 by  Pendle War Poetry, U K)...

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Listen to poem:

A mute voice challenge not, less confusion,

Blind perceive their course for their path is set,

A cripple waywardness is known to them,

The amputee, depth is stored in their breadth,

Frame trait, sex gland, gender--human, not threat.


Date: 08/16/2019...

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[bard1]
To wit, sans pearl, mere grit and sand,
an irritant, sebaceous cyst,
expressive as a mongrel’s gland,
self-seeking randy churlish tryst!

[bard2]
Eccentric heel’s ethos raised grand,
eschews finesse, rough skewers gist,
a numpty dumpty, brillig panned,
thou frontal lob, now dully bris’d!...

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Grouse Courting

I watch the Grouse do their dance,
As each feather is enhanced,
Vane or down, they’re preened and cleaned.
Keeping them healthy and streamed.

At the tail’s base, an oil gland,
That makes the feathers dry and grand.
From barb to rachis, they’re beak nibbled;
For the courtship ritual....

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Give me an a. 
Add an N and a G.

Put on a B
Take off the G

Tack on a D.
Toss off the B.

Now you can add whatever letter
you want to the engine.
Sand, stand, gland, rand

Wonder why reading is so complicated?
But why are we not teaching phonics?
I am lying in my veins today looking at this
with concern…...

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Cancer has  taken her eye and a lung
also her thyroid gland;
yet she has pluck and fortitude,
it's hard to understand.

Wthout a doubt she is Superclass
and much to be admired.
Her positive approach to life is great
and by all should be desired.


Dedicated to my grandaughter Ela Jane Dushku.

Robert Davidson - A Short Poem, Please....

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Humanity has banned swearing
i don't know what the coitus to do
Stubbed my toe
Blancmange does not seem to do the trick
The mammary gland in my work
such a coituser too
This plaster born out of wedlock
Doesn't give a phytoplanton
Manures hit the fan
Cannot understand
Nobody tries
Even beneath the gentleness of words
the truth sometimes lies...

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The trees now blowing blast wind
Their limbs held down for joy
The boughs are bending half way
as foliage comes to toy

Their bark is moistened that way
as pollen comes to land
And poise now gathered greatly
is stocks come out to gland

That hope has gathered lately;
when beauty comes to fan
When rising branches stately
improve the life of man...

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Romeo loved his "kit-and-kaboodle",

Kept it clipped like a champion poodle

But a glitch in his gland ...

Meant the thing would not stand

So it hung from his gut like a noodle ...


Juliet was as cold as a freezer

A limp noodle served only to tease her

Without some stiff magic

Prognosis seemed tragic ...

For her Romeo just couldn't please her!...

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Living among dead corpses
My creativity becomes stagnate
As I surround myself with
Dreamless adults never realizing
Their full potential in life
Witnessing generational leeches
Attacking the mind, soul and legacy
Of an unsuspecting youth
Instead of experiencing daily
Burst of DMT in his pineal gland
He is subjected to
Buffoonery, treachery
Tricked into selling his birthright...

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History never goes away totally
Some remain
The repetitions of characters or mischieves
Selfishness
Greediness
Aggressiveness
Maybe we man
Who discovers the time
Who invents the clock
Who discovers the black hole
Who travels in space
Can stop or reverse time
To return to the previous gland  age
For a better trial
A rebirth
And a better tomorrow
May be a new kingdom in outer space...

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Hummingbird flirts over florets,
Until captivates the heart;
Petals glow in jocundity,
Assents to let kiss its bud;  
Bird flutters wings, 
Faster and faster; 
Reaches deeper and deeper, 
Into supple gland,
The bond evolves,  
Intense love between both;
Quenches longing for nectar, 
Serves in exchange, 
Seeks pollen to Germinate;
Said the sages once,
Love is seek and give;

© Sadashivan Nair...

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I dreamt
      the sun was a Cadillac
      with a black chauffeur
and I was a giant brown gofer
      with yellow teeth
      and a prostate gland
you wouldn't believe.

           But I awoke
and found the moon
      was a white grub
greasy as a hunk of fat
snuggled in my bed
      between wet sheets
and purple hot water bottles,
      dreaming of Camelot
           and calmly reciting Keats....

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Youthful Guilt

Penitence embedded his soul
For persuading his lover
To unite their labials:
Not deep but shallow felt.

The hormone spills out
Till he was tensed;
And inside him—
Concealed from the other flesh—
Oozed a yogurt-like liquid:
That makes the world enormous…

The dryness underneath 
Was dampen and reeks—
Of creation gland—
But his inner man 
Imaged in the Cross shrinks:
Evince youthful guilt...

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