Gregory Richard Barden Poet Limerick

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Spaghetti and Snowballs

Romeo loved his "kit-and-kaboodle",

Kept it clipped like a champion poodle

But a glitch in his gland ...

Meant the thing would not stand

So it hung from his gut like a noodle ...


Juliet was as cold as a freezer

A limp noodle served only to tease her

Without some stiff magic

Prognosis seemed tragic ...

For her Romeo just couldn't please her!

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Tom Cunningham May 18, 2020 at 3:23 AM Limericks are meant to be a bit on the bawdy side, this is funny and bawdy. My entry Wing Lip also referred to a problem down below, like yours was shown the door lol. Tom Gregory Richard Barden May 21, 2020 at 10:33 AM Thank you so much, Tom, I'm pleased you enjoyed my poem - it was a fun write - perhaps TOO much fun for the sponsor's liking, lol?? Blessings, My Friend! :o)

Andrea Dietrich May 8, 2020 at 6:47 PM haha. VERY cleverly done, Greg. How did I ever miss THIS one!! Gregory Richard Barden May 9, 2020 at 3:11 AM Thank you so much, Andrea ... not sure why Janice didn't like it. Oh, well - back to the drawing board! (Maybe considered it "filthy"? I dunno).

Line Gauthier May 6, 2020 at 12:21 AM Very clever, Gregory. Love the title too. Gregory Richard Barden May 6, 2020 at 3:29 AM Thanks, Line - I don't do humor very often, but it's fun! Blessings!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 29, 2020 at 8:14 PM OMG. I need a bib for this ;D, GIGGLES GALORE!!!!! Gregory Richard Barden April 29, 2020 at 10:44 PM Thank you, Mo - I'm so happy you liked it! Blessings! :o) <3