Short Girlfriends Poems
Short Girlfriends Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Girlfriends by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Girlfriends by length and keyword.
I posted a piece (in short stories) that was too long for here.
https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/folksy_goodness_9381
my girlfriends dad is so nice
sold me a canoe half price
but on our first date
we got home quite late
saved by flotation device.
girlfriend
flirty, coy
teasing, pleasing, smiling
date, treat, partner, companion
nurturing, loving, sacrificing
dependable, irreplaceable
wife
Champagne popping and club hoping
You and your girlfriends had a
Wild night out
I cannot see you in the images
You claim you took because you
Blacked out
I once knew a man from the city
Whose girlfriends were all very pretty
He did live a charmed life
Till found out by his wife
Where she kicked him at was a pity!
The bride in the forest of raising hands,
A huge bouquet hurled with a power.
And thinned the circle of girlfriends,
She put a brick in the bunch of flowers!
Mercedes greets Fridays with glee—
With girlfriends she drinks up a spree.
Boasts a dude in one bar,
“Though her name’s a fine car,
She’s merely a pickup to me.”
I've posted a new short story.
Because the length of pieces we can post here is crazy limited.
https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/grades_ruin_everything_9428
Skeletons have a bonfire of fun.
Hey! We should get girlfriends said everyone.
The bonfire laughed.
You all have gone daft.
Soon as they see you, these humans will run!
After an hour I gave up in disgrace,
fumbling, embarrassed and too a red face,
with my girlfriends bra,
and feeling like a galah -
wish I hadn’t put it on in the first place.
my girlfriends name is marsha mallow
and i am quite a lucky fellow
but dear reader dont be hasty
its not cause her lips are tasty
for shes the orchestras third cello.
Her teacher is yapping again.
She resents it, it takes away from her nap time.
Do you sleep with your eyes open? Her girlfriends ask.
Must, she replies. It comes in handy in class.
Girlfriend
Like a sister
Alway's there when needed
Soft warm kind gentle loveable
Friendship
To All My
Loveable Girlfriends
In Our Soupbowl
Hugs And Kisses
My friends, I am at the end of my rope -
all because I'm an incredible dope.
I thought two girlfriends was better,
but, when I sent them a letter,
I put each one in the wrong envelope.
Jim found a way to make his girlfriends sing
he buys each one a giant diamond ring,
while he's not made of money
they all call him "Sweet honey"...
but his wife just calls him "My ding-a-ling."
Old girlfriends, my dad’s drifting down that path,
Into death valley as my mom seethes wrath.
The old man’s gone crazy.
His mind sharp, not lazy.
Mom’s dried the dishes. Dad’s in the flight path.
6/20/2018
Momma taught us tenderness
Poppa taught us tough
Momma cooked and cleaned our mess
Poppa earned enough.
Sisters were a cut above
Brothers were a pest
Girlfriends shared a puppy love
One pal was your best.
real cost
what of the pilots' girlfriends and wives?
what were they told?
when their aircrew partners were mia?
not from iran or russia or china but alien
missing in action but deniable
missing over the ocean…
When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed
My name, my address, quite estranged I became
Kept my other girlfriends though
On the basis of need to know
In case others had similar news to exchange
When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed
My name, my address, my phone number, I became estranged
Kept my other girlfriends though
On a basis of need to know
In case others had similar exciting news to exchange
I have had a hard week, an impossible week.
Actually two hard, impossible weeks.
This is when I called in all the stops.
My girlfriends came running from every direction to soothe me.
I have never felt so loved.
Build yourself.
They will come.
on tv shows everyone has a gun
cops, robbers, detectives, shopkeepers
show girls, drag queens, car dealers
wives, girlfriends, mothers, husbands, lovers
In real life I only know two people with guns.
Neither one of them carries them around like TV show people
Tonight I had a lovely dream:
The beautiful star in her free flight
has asked me to swim with her
along the black ocean of sky.
And we swam like two good girlfriends.
I saw many different stars;
they danced, sang on their weekend
and kind night kissed, hugged us.
I sank into the sidewalk, it yielded no complaint,
You went into my trousers, subtle girl you ain’t
You told me you liked drama, so without a plate
I ate, calamari fried with ginger:
and asked you for a date.
Sometimes the night just catches me out,
Like a thousand worried girlfriends.
Figment
There was this lady from the coast,
About her sex life she would boast.
Her boyfriends would stray,
And girlfriends won’t play,
She’s secretly wed to a ghost.
11.05.2022
PSSC – 34 syllables
HMS – 35 syllables *
• Strangely enough HMS gives 3 syllables to boyfriends – go figure