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Dumpster Fire

My friends, I am at the end of my rope - 
all because I'm an incredible dope. 
I thought two girlfriends was better,
but, when I sent them a letter, 
I put each one in the wrong envelope.

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Benjamin Bartley Date: 2/10/2025 2:25:00 PM Dumpster Fire! That's great! A well-deserved #1. Thanks for the belly laugh. Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/11/2025 7:41:00 AM Glad to give you a laugh, Thanks Benjamin!

Terry Miller Date: 2/10/2025 8:44:00 AM So funny, congratulations Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/11/2025 7:40:00 AM Thanks Terry!

Crystol Woods Date: 2/10/2025 8:22:00 AM So cute love it! Congratulations David!!! Xo Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/11/2025 7:40:00 AM Hi Crystol - thanks!

Oliver Mckeithan Date: 2/10/2025 1:46:00 AM LOL Dave. Excellent Limerick and congrats on 1st place. Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/11/2025 7:40:00 AM Thanks Oliver!

thriveni c mysore Date: 2/9/2025 7:57:00 PM burn the letters dear friend, you are the top winner today, so proud. congratulations on your win. keep writing wrong letters with right envelopes dear friend. three cheers!!! Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/11/2025 7:42:00 AM haha, thanks so much Thriveni!

Janice Canerdy Date: 2/9/2025 1:20:00 PM Serves you right, David! LOL! CONGRATS on your win. Janice Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/9/2025 1:24:00 PM Thanks Janice, Haha, I think there's a moral in this somewhere.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/9/2025 12:55:00 PM hahaha. Fantastic. And congrats on the win. Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 2/9/2025 1:24:00 PM Thanks Andrea!

Eve Roper Date: 1/20/2025 9:40:00 PM This is so funny, I think you nailed it. I loved it thank you for the laugh. Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 1/21/2025 8:16:00 AM haha, thanks Eve. almost 40 years ago, I was a bit OCD (did i forget to lock the door?). I put a letter in the mail to an overseas girlfriend, and a letter to a woman who was like me sister (my brother's ex). the 1st letter was very sexy (x-rated). the 2nd letter was like you'd write to your mom. I couldn't get it out of my head that I may have put them in the wrong envelope: dumpster fire!

Komal Walimbe Date: 1/19/2025 8:41:00 PM Lol! A great one David...Have a great day :) Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 1/19/2025 9:26:00 PM Thanks, Komal!

Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/6/2025 2:47:00 AM The two girlfriends were angry of course - If you’d wed them there’d be a divorce - To have there own back - Two got in the sack - Revenge on you was their just reward…… Beryl Login to Reply David Crandall Date: 1/6/2025 8:32:00 AM Haha- Good one Beryl! lol :-))