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1/5/2025 for Dumpster Fire Poetry Contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico

My friends, I am at the end of my rope - all because I'm an incredible dope. I thought two girlfriends was better, but, when I sent them a letter, I put each one in the wrong envelope.

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Benjamin Bartley

Date: 2/10/2025 2:25:00 PM

Dumpster Fire! That's great! A well-deserved #1. Thanks for the belly laugh.

David Crandall
Date: 2/11/2025 7:41:00 AM

Glad to give you a laugh, Thanks Benjamin!

Terry Miller

Date: 2/10/2025 8:44:00 AM

So funny, congratulations

David Crandall
Date: 2/11/2025 7:40:00 AM

Thanks Terry!

Crystol Woods

Date: 2/10/2025 8:22:00 AM

So cute love it! Congratulations David!!! Xo

David Crandall
Date: 2/11/2025 7:40:00 AM

Hi Crystol - thanks!

Oliver Mckeithan

Date: 2/10/2025 1:46:00 AM

LOL Dave. Excellent Limerick and congrats on 1st place.

David Crandall
Date: 2/11/2025 7:40:00 AM

Thanks Oliver!

thriveni c mysore

Date: 2/9/2025 7:57:00 PM

burn the letters dear friend, you are the top winner today, so proud. congratulations on your win. keep writing wrong letters with right envelopes dear friend. three cheers!!!

David Crandall
Date: 2/11/2025 7:42:00 AM

haha, thanks so much Thriveni!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 2/9/2025 1:20:00 PM

Serves you right, David! LOL! CONGRATS on your win. Janice

David Crandall
Date: 2/9/2025 1:24:00 PM

Thanks Janice, Haha, I think there's a moral in this somewhere.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/9/2025 12:55:00 PM

hahaha. Fantastic. And congrats on the win.

David Crandall
Date: 2/9/2025 1:24:00 PM

Thanks Andrea!

Eve Roper

Date: 1/20/2025 9:40:00 PM

This is so funny, I think you nailed it. I loved it thank you for the laugh.

David Crandall
Date: 1/21/2025 8:16:00 AM

haha, thanks Eve. almost 40 years ago, I was a bit OCD (did i forget to lock the door?). I put a letter in the mail to an overseas girlfriend, and a letter to a woman who was like me sister (my brother's ex). the 1st letter was very sexy (x-rated). the 2nd letter was like you'd write to your mom. I couldn't get it out of my head that I may have put them in the wrong envelope: dumpster fire!

Komal Walimbe

Date: 1/19/2025 8:41:00 PM

Lol! A great one David...Have a great day :)

David Crandall
Date: 1/19/2025 9:26:00 PM

Thanks, Komal!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 1/6/2025 2:47:00 AM

The two girlfriends were angry of course - If you’d wed them there’d be a divorce - To have there own back - Two got in the sack - Revenge on you was their just reward…… Beryl

David Crandall
Date: 1/6/2025 8:32:00 AM

Haha- Good one Beryl! lol :-))