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1/5/2025 for Dumpster Fire Poetry Contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico

Dumpster Fire

My friends, I am at the end of my rope - 
all because I'm an incredible dope. 
I thought two girlfriends was better,
but, when I sent them a letter, 
I put each one in the wrong envelope.

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Benjamin Bartley

February 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM

Dumpster Fire! That's great! A well-deserved #1. Thanks for the belly laugh.

David Crandall

February 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM

Glad to give you a laugh, Thanks Benjamin!

Terry Miller

February 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM

So funny, congratulations

David Crandall

February 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM

Thanks Terry!

Crystol Woods

February 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM

So cute love it! Congratulations David!!! Xo

David Crandall

February 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM

Hi Crystol - thanks!

Oliver Mckeithan

February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM

LOL Dave. Excellent Limerick and congrats on 1st place.

David Crandall

February 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM

Thanks Oliver!

thriveni c mysore

February 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM

burn the letters dear friend, you are the top winner today, so proud. congratulations on your win. keep writing wrong letters with right envelopes dear friend. three cheers!!!

David Crandall

February 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM

haha, thanks so much Thriveni!

Janice Canerdy

February 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM

Serves you right, David! LOL! CONGRATS on your win. Janice

David Crandall

February 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM

Thanks Janice, Haha, I think there's a moral in this somewhere.

Andrea Dietrich

February 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM

hahaha. Fantastic. And congrats on the win.

David Crandall

February 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM

Thanks Andrea!

Eve Roper

January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM

This is so funny, I think you nailed it. I loved it thank you for the laugh.

David Crandall

January 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM

haha, thanks Eve. almost 40 years ago, I was a bit OCD (did i forget to lock the door?). I put a letter in the mail to an overseas girlfriend, and a letter to a woman who was like me sister (my brother's ex). the 1st letter was very sexy (x-rated). the 2nd letter was like you'd write to your mom. I couldn't get it out of my head that I may have put them in the wrong envelope: dumpster fire!

Komal Walimbe

January 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM

Lol! A great one David...Have a great day :)

David Crandall

January 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM

Thanks, Komal!

Beryl Edmonds

January 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM

The two girlfriends were angry of course - If you’d wed them there’d be a divorce - To have there own back - Two got in the sack - Revenge on you was their just reward…… Beryl

David Crandall

January 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM

Haha- Good one Beryl! lol :-))

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