Short Gander Poems

A gander ponders
To V or not to V
A gaggle giggles...

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From April showers 
Forged for the goose and gander
Mating on my lawn...

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Comrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
    Appeals to youth --
    Angry, quirky, uncouth...

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''Imagination permits man to see with his psyche what he can't see genuinely with his gander.''...

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off the gander, down feather basks on the free breeze, divorced 

(8/24/2020: '02 Sea Ray 560; Willow Berm)...

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When asked the difference
  'tween a goose and a gander
I stuttered and stammered ~
  'til out burst my dander...

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A gaggle of geese in the Bronx
Were confused by competing honks
With traffic so slow
There's not much on show
'cept gander at the honky tonks...

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Trump Became New Commander

Trump has become our new commander,
And at women does love taking a gander;
We did look;
Saw a crook;
Would meander into a mountain of slander.

Jim Horn...

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There once was a golden goose named Alice
Who lived with the King in his Royal Palace
The Careless King tossed down
His armored knight and gown
Poor Alice was found flatter than stale Guinness...

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When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i...

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Look,See,Gander,behold
Blink
Dark,Black,Still,empty
Blink
Everywhere moving,like waves from the sea
Blink
Nothing,No where,No one,memory 
Blink
In the hereafter
(Eyes closed)
For eternity...

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Do Away With Electoral College

With others for office should fairly contend;
Remove electoral college and rules amend;
Take a gander,
At gerrymander;
We must only use popular vote in the end.

Jim Horn...

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Goose Lawsuit

    Gander
    Slander

Owl’s Knock Knock Joke

     Who Who
     Cuckoo?

Hen with Bad Illness

    Stricken
    Chicken

Bird Hits Windshield
 
    Smidgeon
    Pigeon...

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a goose and a gander
wandering together
wondering whatever

maybe Paris or
Rome for a home
away from home

for a while
for a season
not a reason

migrating 
eliminates
destinations

and thinking
not Canada 
again...

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oh deer how queer,
wimmen problems slide,
 the gander wants the goose,
better seeming be tonguetied,
then let the wrong words loose,
ive tried ...n fried ...now footloose..
whats the use :( poor ol Johnson tried. 9-aug-11...

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                                                         Swan and Gander touch
                                            Heads construct an odd shaped heart
                                                        Love the strangest thing...

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Upon idolized lips I gander
Such flesh quite pleasurably divine
Within their hymns I seek to pander
Upon idolized lips I gander
Brandishing lustful hints of banter
An appetite dawns for your design
Upon idolized lips I gander
Such flesh quite pleasurably divine...

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I hope I'm not a Silly Cow
Sitting here and wondering how
This phrase came into being.
Take a Gander means a look or seeing
Talking Turkey means to speak the truth'
Simpleton is a silly Gooth.
I'm still sitting here and wondering why,
As I watch a flight of Pigs fly by...

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on the loose n forced to choose,
which side of torment to bemuse,
the gander might get his goose,
but solo i am flying?
no not afraid of dying,
just  footloose,
i aint denying,
two thoughts together vieing,
obtuse...

re:"Completely Decay"
Laura Breidenthal

Don Johnson...

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Lone butterfly, blissful, carefree
Enjoying gift of life
Flitting about in joyous spree
Devoid of stress and strife

Simplistic surrender
Wafting love in wonder 
Same for goose and gander

Makes our heart sigh
Lone butterfly

13-November-2021
Quietus ...

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Went To Meander

Marjory Wentworth went to meander;
Took a gander and had to hand her
My poems that with me I did tote
Then she grabbed me by my throat;
No more of my poems can she endure.

James Horn

Marjory Wentworth is Poet Laureate
of South Carolina where poems are
always finer so she said....

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Gander At My Dander

About some people I have been realizing,
They enjoy bothering us and aggrandizing;
Get up dander,
Of my  gander;
Which I lately have really been surmising.

I think Trump annoys people on purpose
just to get their attention. Have you ever 
anything like that before?


Jim Horn...

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Old Mother Goose
Frankly speaking was rather loose
The neighborhood was shocked and all in a dander
When she had a brief affair with a well-feathered Gander

When the news reached Jack and Jill
They took that tumble down the hill
Poor Jill lost her drawers and good gracious alive!
Little Jack got a rise in his tattered Levis......

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Nothing 
  Like, lollygagging by a waterfall
    Watching the clouds deliver 
      A daytime, honey drizzler
        Falling in wet, misty, aerosol

Rain 
  Invigorates 
    Me 
      Yea

Enamored
  As the heavens open wider
    The afternoon sky takes a gander
      Showcasing, a freshwater
        Sun shower, water whisper...

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Looking up into the pristine blue,
With cumules egg-shell white,
A liberating vision,
Geese in their yearly flight.

In their V shap formation, 
Necks outstretched to the wind,
Each similar in size and color,
Unable to tell gander from hen.

Their honking vibrations, 
Alerted others to upward seek,
For it is a privilege, 
To sight the Canadian geese....

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