Perhaps We'Ll Discuss Little Bo Peep and Miss Muffet Later -

Old Mother Goose Frankly speaking was rather loose The neighborhood was shocked and all in a dander When she had a brief affair with a well-feathered Gander When the news reached Jack and Jill They took that tumble down the hill Poor Jill lost her drawers and good gracious alive! Little Jack got a rise in his tattered Levis...