Short Frying Poems
Short Frying Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Frying by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Frying by length and keyword.
I like pickles
I like jam
I like chicken
In a frying pan
They make me giggle
They make me laugh
They make me want
To take a bath
Categories:
frying, food, children, funnyme, me,
Form:
I do not know?
I once knew a man named Dan
Who got a tan in a frying pan
He turned the heat down low
Rolled around to and fro
Now tan is the man named Dan
Categories:
frying, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Fudge
Sweet chocolate
making, smelling, tasting
Energy, crazy, sluggish, heavy
Seasoning, frying, baking
Hamburgers chili
Ground beef
Categories:
frying, food,
Form:
Diamante
A Viet Cong cook with a wok
Was stir-frying rice for his folk
But when Putin spoke
His eyes filled with smoke
The Devil just tagged his own bloke!
Categories:
frying, humor,
Form:
Limerick
With roots in hell,
beware her spell.
Poison to sell,
keeping you well.
Masking the pain,
in no way sane.
Frying the brain,
life down the drain.
Categories:
frying, culture, dark, drug, evil, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump is the devil in disguise
His followers believe his lies
I beg every woman and man
Keep us out of the frying pan
Before we become sizzling fries
Categories:
frying, political,
Form:
Limerick
eggs, sausage and bacon met a frying pan
And a heated congregation they gather for breakfast
1/1/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2024
Categories:
frying, adventure, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, fate, food,
Form:
Other
Washing coffee-stained cups, greasy frying pans and big pots is a very simple chore;
leaving a pile when turning the faucet on may clog the sink and cause a messy gore!
Categories:
frying, funny, work,
Form:
Couplet
One day
I was very disappointed when I went to visit the marriage counselor
Only to find him hitting his wife with a frying pan
He won't see heaven because of violence!
Categories:
frying, abuse, violence,
Form:
Clerihew
A lie is like a drop of oil
floating on the water,
Its consequences are much hotter
than the oil in a frying pan
even if you think
it will work well
as a good plan
Categories:
frying, life,
Form:
Free verse
Gonna take my comb outa my pocket,
May as well kiss it goodby and hock it.
This is much less trying,
although close to frying.
Just stick my tongue in the light socket.
Categories:
frying, funny,
Form:
Limerick
this is propaganda [eggs]
this is your brain on propaganda [frying eggs]
any questions?
if you have any questions please provide your feedback
at www.bbiswatchingu.com
Categories:
frying, political,
Form:
I do not know?
NAN FAN
The hand-held fan
Being held by Nan,
Was vigorously fluttering
As fast as she can,
The heat was as hot
As a frying pan,
Being over a hundred,
Just like Nan.
Categories:
frying, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Fried Turkey
Inject with beer, Chow Chow and liquid Cajun seasoning two days before frying
Old shirts or bibs and a roll of paper towels per person are highly recommended...
Categories:
frying, food, holiday,
Form:
Verse
(Epulaeryu)
Pan frying union of
sausage and bacon
snarling eggs sunny side up
topped with lightly spiced
mushroom and tomatoes
harmonized
yum!
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Categories:
frying, food,
Form:
Epulaeryu
A cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was ruined that unfortunate night!
Categories:
frying, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Onward said orange cat, ready to fight the fight
He was strange in his head, not at all right
Had a frying pan in his belt, onlooker said.
Just more proof he is not right in his head.
Categories:
frying, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
diddle-daddle, do nothing Dan
fiddle faddled with Francine’s fan
he’s your guy said her sis, he’s your man.
Too lazy to leap from a frying pan?
He is a sloth said his neighbor, Fran.
Categories:
frying, 10th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Monorhyme
The
Turkey
That escaped
This thanksgiving
Wanting more living
Had fled in November
In hope he would remember
The route with the fastest vessel
To Britain where Christmas was special
Categories:
frying, christmas, thanksgiving,
Form:
Nonet
He breached,
grabbed the floating morsel,
The battle began,
Who will win
The deep blue sea
Or the frying pan
Taut muscles strain,
Thought i won this race,
He spits the hook back in my face.
Categories:
frying, adventure, food,
Form:
Free verse
Grandma Gertie's grandson's getting married
Though Grandma looks like she's a bit harried
Hey, Grandma, just chill out
No need to cry or pout
New frying pan's for FOOD! -- Why you worried?!
Categories:
frying, marriage, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
Bully.
Restless, angry hurt
streaks out in scorching words
like hot oil from a frying pan.
Bully.
Bailing pain out
in laughter and violence
nobody sees you sinking.
Bully.
Drowned from within.
Categories:
frying, anti bullying, bullying, forgiveness, hurt, moving on,
Form:
Free verse
Touching live wires can be quite electrifying
Not only will it kill you, it'll hurt while you're dying
You'll scream out bad words
Some I've never heard
As well as smell like something's frying
Categories:
frying, silly,
Form:
Limerick
sound of veena
Pain of life,pills of smoke
boiling oil frying dink in my life,
silent of words understand the parha of mine,
"LUST TO GAZING TO FIND YOU''
WITH LOVE ALL
Jagdish bajantri
Categories:
frying, art, flower, god, imagination,
Form:
Prose Poetry
I hear him vomiting in the toilet;
a hangover, recall
when he would crawl,
baby drool hung on a dopy grin.
I'm frying breakfast eggs for us.
He tilts back his chair,
looking at me, with my own
-eating smile.
Categories:
frying, poetry,
Form:
Free verse