Short Fondue Poems

I'm Fondue of you
Kebab, satay, souvlaki 
Grill same as Marriage...

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Cooling mint chocolates on my tongue,
Melt into a fondue so fond....

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Winter time... Warm clothes, wine, fireplace, fondue,  snuglle, love and poetry !...

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Further than wine meat,...
       i prefer your kiss fondness.
        most than cheese fondue...

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Soul silver linings
northern lights kaleidoscope 
tunnel of love causeways 
aurora Karma fondue
spheres of peaceful forevers...

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Hearty beef stew
Beef bullion fondue
Carrots not a few
Diced taters imbue
Beef chunks to the brew
Salt and pepper to
Accentuate!...

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Food is often a memory 
butterscotch pudding for me
and Cheetoes
and swiss cheese fondue
all three bad memories
I guess those must stick the hardest and longest...

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I sprain my ankle alot
doing things my ankle can't handle,
obviously.
My fondue is simmered by the pain; the flame of new.
Makes me feel alive,
and a bit horny too.
I will survive....

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Got it as a gift,
From J-Mart, as I recall
Genuine plastic, too!!!
Now I've seen it all!

I'd make my first fondue,
If I only knew....
Please, tell me true....
What the hell is fondue??...

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Vase of red roses instead of 
fondue
Gilding my White Lilly not pudging 
with stew
Cache of sterling poems rendered
In lieu, greenbacks not tendered
Blue carnation her jaundiced face 
to clue...

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Escargot, brie, foie gras
Fondue, confit, caviar 
Black tuxedo, evening dress
Handsome, gorgeous, do impress 
Opera in the royal hall
Afterwards a regal ball
Doors held open, jacket spread
Elegance and chivalry not dead...

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Open up the Veuve Clicquot 
Only the best will do
I don't like faux anything 
When it comes to you
Real Irish sweater
Real hardcover book
Real thoughts in letter
Real Martin Brooke 
Real chateau, Lake Annecy
Only the best will do
I don't do faux anything 
When it comes to you...

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Laughter is a true medicine
Artful mood changing dietician
Universal umpire of fun
Gigantic pain reducing gun
Heaving hearty hullabaloo
Tombstones stress to Kalamazoo
Engineers relationship glue
Real flavor boost for life's fondue....

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When I let one loose in the elevator
I hoped the smell would pass 
But it stopped on six then my boss stepped in 
And my bowels expelled more gas

He sniffed the air not once but twice 
And asked if I smelled stew? 
I answered back with a sheepish grin
I think it's butt Fondue

August 04 2021...

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My love has got no eyelids
It sees but only you
No ears but so endearing...
A walk within a shoe.

It shines just like a baldy
And smells of morning dew.
It never shall dim mouldy
I blinking do heart you.

As always growing fonder
Your stubble now a tash.
Without your fondue icing
A gravel in a rash....

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This daily dew danish blue doggy poo
Is in relation to a giant kangaroo
Which traveled to the capitol of Peru
To try the turkey stew
But the beef fondue gave it a purplish blue stomach flu
It tried to renew tried to review 
When it sailed through the thick shampoo
It fell into a field of glue and ran into a bomber crew...

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Sky is blue, sea is blue
Wind blew blue waves up bijou
White queue of waves and clouds skew
The dinky-di blue brew with icing goo

Yellow and green mixed as glue 
Makes true blue spew for you
To dab on pew, view, canoe and shoe
To worship the true blue hue anew
A color treat, a fondue imbue, chew
For blue, I'm so fond of you...

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let me think about this
I told myself
it was only time running out
what is the laughter for?

I was remembering the pussyfooting
publishers
who dismissed this over lunch
maybe it was the thickness
of the fondue

I don't know
it's all just a blur to me now
the whole day spent dreaming 
of somebody
I never met

flying through the air
in a dream
we left the crowd...

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She'd been lying on the table for some time  
crumbled from being assaulted in a crime      
The odor she issued had turned quite rank
Some would bluntly say, "Gawd, she stank!"

When her veins turned a gross shade of  blue
I knew I had to keep her away from my fondue
"Waiter, please find me another table or booth
Ruined is my appetite for cheese and vermouth."


~Not contest bound~...

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o chocolate, you've dipped me well
o chocolate, can't you tell ?
your gooey goodness
so smooth and divine
just don't care if they dare
say you'll go
straight thru my undiwear
i don't eat many sweets
but when i do...
indulge in treats...
o, chocolate, it's you I Kiss
you make me nuts
i'll search for you on PayDay
travel to Mars and the Milky Way
so what if they Snicker
just so darn fondue you !~...

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The French have really got it knocked,
when it comes to comfort food.
Nothing works by the fireside
as well as cheese fondue.

It’s so gooey and so stringy,
it’s a challenge just to eat.
Runs off the bread and down your chin; 
it cert’nly isn’t neat!

A shrimp cocktail, a glass of wine
are good comp’ny for this fest.
It soothes your nerves and treats your taste;
the French do it the best....

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cow bells ring 
through verdant hills 
rolling up to cuddle ankles 
of towering gray cliffs 
spraying white foam 
intoxicating Alps
where Frankenstein
concocted Elixir Vitae
and birthed a monster
rich red wine 
and a pot of fondue
on a cafe terrace 
jagged tip 
of the top of Europe peeking 
through the fluff hugging
its head and shoulders
stunning monster
the Alps
Elixer Vitae for an
old soul...

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Blended cough suppressant milk fondue
A German issued side arm
and a knee brace

Preparation

Slip shots lock arm to face
What shot you floats arm...less
Then you kneel

Degradation

You are no longer
A sole proprietor of yourself

Now socially secure
to offer without agreement
what causes sovereign downfall

State citizens make prisons
and we offer ourselves
as they take our crown off

Awaken before you can't....

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The sun's gone down
It's you and I
We're home alone
And all's quiet
Two candles lit
Sweet music sways
Nothing matters
As we hold hands
Just you and I
Togetherness
Over champagne
Chocolate kiss
Strawberries dipped
One fondue fork
For you and I 
And all's quiet
As midnight strikes
Love in the air



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on January 28, 2019 for contest MIDNIGHT VALENTINE sponsored by CHANTELLE ANNE COOKE  -  RANKED 13TH...

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my hospitalities
over nobilities
above abilities
belittle me

but

hesitantly yet
ambitiously
you need
to agree

that

speculativly and
for sure most
abstractly
so lets

get

down to earth
and agree that
the moon isn't
made of cheese

so

fabricating by way of 
picassoticulating
stolen blocks of
braque cubes

i'd 

like to fondue fork
that one and dip
it's spanish
flavor in

to

a van Gogh 
american
cheddar
yellow...

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