Short Flu Poems
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Conquering alien
amidst human flu outbreak
fled earth contagious
Conquering alien
ooze influenza sickness
left earth alone
the winter season
sparks earnings for physicians.
praise the flu business
Written: February 05, 2021
Jack Frost coughs he feels ill
And kinda off more than a chill
Jack Daniel’s introduced
No longer has the flu
Head spins sloppy drunk with thrill
There was a young man from Rangou
Who had a bad case of the flu
His plans were all spoiled
So he took castor oil
Now he spends lots of time in the loo
There once was a man with the flu
Shaking hands saying "How do you do?"
When next did we meet
My reply to his greet
Was a germ-ridden, spitting "Achoooo!!"
The bug is still here, that darn flu,
I thought I was over it, too.
It suddenly came back
and doubled its attack.
It had lasted one month, now two!
If you find yourself flummoxed with flu
There’s really not much you can do.
Sip some soup or drink tea
And eventually
You’ll feel less and less apt to ach-oo!
There once was a Martian had the flu
He tried to talk, but out came Achoo!
He went to the Doc
Who knocked on his block
After that he screamed Nanu, Nanu!
Handy Andy, such a dandy;
Left his lunch bag in the pantry.
Ended up at a drive thru;
Where Chef Lou had the flu;
Sick Andy’s no so handy.
The coughing, the headaches, the sneezing
This flu bug is not at all pleasing
I’m down with the croup
So, I’ll drink chicken soup
and pray the soup high ends my wheezing
It's just a simple achoo
Not like I gave you the flu
Yes I know COVID was a thing
Not saying it ain't
But no reason for all the death stares
For just a tickly nose hair
flu the coop
ran away from
what once was
of importance
turned back
turned blind eye
turned deaf ear
to the bounds
of the heart
that once existed
but now have all
but dissipated
E-erie
U-nknown
N-astily
I-mplements
C-oronavirus'
E-pidemic
F-lu
L-etting
O-utbreak
R-abidly
E-mploys
S-pread
Topic: Birthday of Eunice Flores (May 04)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Coughing
Sneezing
Runny Nose.
Am I getting sick,
do you suppose?
Tired
Achy
Watery eyes.
This bug caught me
by surprise!
Nausea
Fever
No appetite.
I have the flu,
I'd say that's right!
Form:
I fear you are spreading a dreadful disease
You cough sounds contagious...I shrink when you sneeze!
I have one small issue
Where the HECK is your tissue?
Don't spray your infection on ME (If you please)
R-isk
O-f
S-ickness
E-mploys
V-iral
I-nfection
L-etting
L-ink
A-nd
F-lu
R-abidly
A-ttack
N-ation's
C-ommunity
A-rea
Topic: Birthday of Rose O. Villafranca (May 27)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
The Spanish flu started everything off
Now we are excited by a cough
Typhoid Mary, regular gal
Please keep six feet, okay, pal?
Measles, mumps, rubella.
Aids and HIV
And shingles too
Chickenpox
Virus
Sick
R-abidity
O-f
D-readful
O-utbreak
L-ets
F-lu
O-f
M-ystery
A-pply
S-ilence
A-s
R-isk
Q-uietly
U-ses
E-pidemic
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Rodolfo Masarque, Jr. (April 22)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Its flu jab season again
But I always give them a pass
I self medicate with alcohol
It really is first class
So just say to the doc
When he starts to tut
That a shot in your glass
Is better than one in the butt
Form:
I made myself sick with the brown bag flu,
From drinking too much of that “Mountain Dew”;
So here’s what I say,
NO drinking today;
I pray this never happens to you!
J-ust
I-mmediately
F-ight
F-lu's
Y-ucky
J-eopardy
O-nce
N-asty
S-pread
A-pplies
D-eadly
O-utbreak
R-eleasing
R-abid
A-ttack
Topic: Birthday of Jiffy Jon Sadorra (May 09)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
I started the day wholly fresh and free
Allowing this flu to envelope me
I sparked a fever
Puked up a beaver
Waiting for the day I’ll heal so fully
Russell Sivey
Entrant into ~Gwendolen~'s "The Sneezing Limerick Contest"
There was a polite llama from Peru
Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
Llama said, 'Please don your mask
If it's not too much to ask'
The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'
How dare that flu bug touch me!
Doesn't it know I'm as busy as a bee?
I don't have time to be sick,
I must be up quick.
What do you mean, it's not up to me?
12/29/11 For Gwendolyn's "The Sneezing Limerick" contest.
N-eatness
E-mploys
S-anitation
T-o
O-bliterate
R-abid
F-lu
E-rasing
R-isky
N-astiness
A-nd
N-otorious
D-isease's
E-pidemic
Z-one
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Nestor M. Fernandez (May 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic