Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Don You Now Your Flu Apparel

There was a polite llama from Peru
        Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
           Llama said, 'Please don your mask
           If it's not too much to ask'
        The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'

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Caren Krutsinger November 13, 2020 at 9:09 AM Oh, yes, this is for sure becoming a weird "thing". Gershon Wolf November 13, 2020 at 1:37 PM Pretty soon it'll be a permanent industry: PPE Fashion Shops. They'll have Fashion Shows in New York --- no, no: Probably in Frog, Iowa and other such places.

Linda Alice Fowler November 12, 2020 at 6:28 AM Really a cute one Gw. I giggled out loud. Our farms and ranches are overrun by the feral giants. I often see them grazing and rooting the ground on the side of highways. They are such pests! Linda Gershon Wolf November 13, 2020 at 1:36 PM Really?! Harley-riders would be in 'Hog-Heaven!'

Kim Rodrigues November 11, 2020 at 8:15 PM Great title and limerick!

Heidi Sands November 11, 2020 at 5:24 PM LOL Thank you for the laugh again Gershon. Have a nice evening :)

Newton Ranaweera November 11, 2020 at 4:31 PM A humorous image indeed, Gershon!!

Anne-Lise Andresen November 11, 2020 at 8:16 AM : O)))

Eve Roper November 11, 2020 at 8:01 AM Ha ha ha, love it,Gershon. Hugs Eve Gershon Wolf November 11, 2020 at 3:59 PM Thanks for letting me know that this one tickled your funny-bone, Eve. Laughter and Joy, Gershon

Tom Cunningham November 11, 2020 at 7:28 AM Haha oink oink hink honk l, loved it Gershon. Tom Gershon Wolf November 11, 2020 at 3:52 PM Glad to see that you haven't left the farm, Tom. Neither have I. ~ Hee-haw, Gershon

Harry Horsman November 10, 2020 at 11:19 PM Love this, made my day.. Gershon Wolf November 11, 2020 at 3:51 PM Alright, Harry. Glad to hear it. I'll see if I can keep the limericks coming. Cheers, Gershon

Evelyn Judy Buehler November 10, 2020 at 8:18 PM Hee-Haw! I am laughing out loud, Gershon. This is the best limerick I've ever read. A FAVE! :) :) :) Gershon Wolf November 11, 2020 at 3:49 PM Whoa! Thanks for the FAVE and the Rave comment, Evelyn. I'll see if I can top this one soon. Laughter and Joy, Gershon

Alexis Y. November 10, 2020 at 7:54 PM Lol! Gershon This is hilarious! That last line caused me to laugh out loud. I’m still laughing as I comment:-) Alexis Gershon Wolf November 11, 2020 at 3:46 PM Glad to hear that you got a chuckle out of this one. Thanks for letting me know, Alexis. Smiles for miles, Gershon