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Don You Now Your Flu Apparel

There was a polite llama from Peru Who encountered a wild boar with the flu Llama said, 'Please don your mask If it's not too much to ask' The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/13/2020 9:09:00 AM
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Oh, yes, this is for sure becoming a weird "thing".
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/13/2020 1:37:00 PM
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Pretty soon it'll be a permanent industry: PPE Fashion Shops. They'll have Fashion Shows in New York --- no, no: Probably in Frog, Iowa and other such places.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/12/2020 6:28:00 AM
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Really a cute one Gw. I giggled out loud. Our farms and ranches are overrun by the feral giants. I often see them grazing and rooting the ground on the side of highways. They are such pests! Linda
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/13/2020 1:36:00 PM
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Really?! Harley-riders would be in 'Hog-Heaven!'
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/11/2020 8:15:00 PM
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Great title and limerick!
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Heidi Sands
Date: 11/11/2020 5:24:00 PM
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LOL Thank you for the laugh again Gershon. Have a nice evening :)
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Newton Ranaweera
Date: 11/11/2020 4:31:00 PM
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A humorous image indeed, Gershon!!
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Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/11/2020 8:16:00 AM
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: O)))
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Eve Roper
Date: 11/11/2020 8:01:00 AM
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Ha ha ha, love it,Gershon. Hugs Eve
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/11/2020 3:59:00 PM
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Thanks for letting me know that this one tickled your funny-bone, Eve. Laughter and Joy, Gershon
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/11/2020 7:28:00 AM
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Haha oink oink hink honk l, loved it Gershon. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/11/2020 3:52:00 PM
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Glad to see that you haven't left the farm, Tom. Neither have I. ~ Hee-haw, Gershon
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Harry Horsman
Date: 11/10/2020 11:19:00 PM
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Love this, made my day..
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/11/2020 3:51:00 PM
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Alright, Harry. Glad to hear it. I'll see if I can keep the limericks coming. Cheers, Gershon
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Evelyn Judy Buehler
Date: 11/10/2020 8:18:00 PM
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Hee-Haw! I am laughing out loud, Gershon. This is the best limerick I've ever read. A FAVE! :) :) :)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/11/2020 3:49:00 PM
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Whoa! Thanks for the FAVE and the Rave comment, Evelyn. I'll see if I can top this one soon. Laughter and Joy, Gershon
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Alexis Y.
Date: 11/10/2020 7:54:00 PM
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Lol! Gershon This is hilarious! That last line caused me to laugh out loud. I’m still laughing as I comment:-) Alexis
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/11/2020 3:46:00 PM
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Glad to hear that you got a chuckle out of this one. Thanks for letting me know, Alexis. Smiles for miles, Gershon

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