Short Exam Poems

Baby don’t leave the exam-hall
Before you receive God’s call!...

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I caught a big toad
For my science practical exam
But it gave me pain!...

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autopsies can bring
more tears to some or a peace
of mind to others....

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Exam time returns;
Text-submerged teens imitate
Rodin’s ‘The Thinker’....

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ever eager end
exited easy exam 
expectation eyes


7/28/2020 
Senryu & Alliteration...

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The exam is tomorrow ~ he thinks about it quite obsessively


Date: 07/20/2019...

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E eternal suffering

X x-rays before you go in (for phones)

A agony

M maths was today

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Fear of the unknown future
Hair standing on end
Classroom full of students
Nervous quietness
Final Exam...

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torturous exam
cleansing tides down psyche slide
silted memory
important events recalled
instructor evaluates...

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Here's egg in your face,
   friend
Go cry in your beer,
   dear
Time to clear out of here,
   quee--- 
             Oops!...

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A mom in the intelligentsia
went to a school in Philadelphia;
after taking an exam,
she's now a member of DAM:
Mothers Against Dyslexia....

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Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze...

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Mathematics is tough
Multiplication hard
Mental sums mind boggling
Maths theorems are worse
Mind confused in exam
Maths should be optional
Majority agree...

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One appointment I'd like to forget
A place that always makes me sweat
A simple doctor's exam
He doesn't know who I am
I took a wrong turn and went to the vet...

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A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
     It sounded like a zipper,
     The guy gave him a flipper.
Jumped up and demanded a rebate!!!...

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The death is not an end
It is a final Exam
Evaluating the whole life
If win
Someone realizes 
The depth of absence
If fail
Just become 
A framed still picture 
On the wall ....

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My exam is over and everyone is plugged in on phones
earbuds in, except for him, who sleeps, slumped on desk, bag in front
with me the only one who can hear him snoring.
...

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If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport.
You'll get a free x-ray and breast exam for sure,
and if you mention Al Qaeda nonchalantly,
you'll get yourself a free colonoscopy....

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Got an A Plus on a history exam
That will give you a hint as to who I am
Interested in the past
A past that will last
For centuries to come I'll be a super fan...

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there was a young surgeon named Bob
who learned his craft on the job
on a post op exam
with stethoscope in hand
realized where he left his Swiss watch and fob
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To be honest, which I nearly always am
I look at life like a piece of toast and jam
Hot and yummy
So great for my tummy
Tummy says “thanks, you've passed the exam”...

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Helped by his fellow candidates	
And blessed by the proctor
He passed the exam		
Who is the culprit?



Naani Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Date: 12-05-2022


Place: 3rd...

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A constant murmur,
with bickering voices
and occasional shriek of glee.
All when I'm trying to revise,
down in the library.



[written in 1988 - do they still have libraries in universities?]...

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To be honest, which I nearly always am
I look at life like it's a piece of toast and jam
Sweet, warm and yummy
Great for my tummy
Tummy says “thanks, you've passed the exam”...

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When the poem completed drawing her body 
I Corrected her painting
and gave her full mark  
She said to me:
Thank you my professor   ..
The exam was quite easy .. 
I am adept at drawing circles!...

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