Short Exam Poems
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Here's egg in your face,
friend
Go cry in your beer,
dear
Time to clear out of here,
quee---
Oops!
Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze
Had the worst driving instructor
He focused his time on being lewd
Not ready but went for driver's test
Bottom line ~ I didn't pass
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
It sounded like a zipper,
The guy gave him a flipper.
Jumped up and demanded a rebate!!!
My exam is over and everyone is plugged in on phones
earbuds in, except for him, who sleeps, slumped on desk, bag in front
with me the only one who can hear him snoring.
A constant murmur,
with bickering voices
and occasional shriek of glee.
All when I'm trying to revise,
down in the library.
[written in 1988 - do they still have libraries in universities?]
Sure having more trouble driving at night
The oncoming headlights seem much too bright
Should check it out
A good idea no doubt
An eye exam might explain the reason for my plight
© Jack Ellison 2015
Well here he comes again
Just when I thought I had
The poke and prod behind me
You're aching me up so
And all I really know is here you come again
And Oh I go---
Sung to the tune of Dolly Parton's hit
Here he comes again.
Exam blues
Midnight oil was burnt,
Entire syllabus well learnt,
In exam hall I went blank,
Looked around as a prank,
My friends had to bear the brunt!
Written May 26th, 2015
Dedicated to all students taking exams
© Dr. Upma A. Sharma
I'm happy as poop, got the results of my brain scan
They had a hard time finding it when the scanner began
It sputtered and screeched
Till my bum it did reach
Out of place but 'twas an “all's well that ENDs well” exam
© Jack Ellison 2015
Zombie neo Nazi propaganda legislation lobby robbers
Male female test tube coordinated
Suv strike force highway rodeo champs
Take Italy girl long time
To get Kevin to look at it
Im Irish army military Science
I can't see weakness cowardice hiding spot thing thought
Exam hall -
Silence reigns,
Minutes crawl,
Boredom drains,
Pens fly,
Legs ache,
Kids sly,
No break,
Nails chewed,
Heads scratched,
Answers spewed,
Or hatched.
Collect sheets,
Time is up,
Test completes,
Let's wind up.
(2 or 3 syllables per line)
11.22.19
The world is an examination hall
Try to make the world better don’t talk tall
Preachers of the Truth are the teachers
They love the world and all its creatures
The students of the university of God
Must find a truthful teacher in home or abroad
Those who will pass in exam on earth
They will enjoy holy heaven’s mirth
helped to complete tons of assignments so he doesn't fail in the exam.
February 26, 2021
Inspired by "Without Saying I LOVE YOU" Poetry Contest (not entered)
Sponsor: JCB Brul
Syllables checked by howmanysyllables.com
Ding dong!
the warning bell
'only ten minutes left'
invigilator announces
so many problems are yet to be solved
passing remains a dream again
let me write a poem
before the next
ding dong.
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Placement:5th ; (June 2012)
By:kash poet
Contest:Sound of Emotion
Sponsor:Nette Onclaud
Date:30th May 2012
Exam!
Why is there exam in this world
I am stress out everyday
To meet the expectation
Of the people around
Exam!!
Why I am so hard to even sigh
I keep reading the books
In hope to never forget
All the alien calculation
Exam!!!
Why do I feel like dead
I am about to die from exhaustion
In order to score my goal
And to have a better life
Form:
The sun sails along
So does the needle
Meninges they burn
Figuring out the riddles
Coals into the diamond turns
Not in a million years
Inside a volcanic eruption burns
Igniting all the fears
Slowly consuming the dull mind
It kills away your brain
Halting the way you cram
That’s the way its comes my friend
The scary thing you call exam
Form:
Charlie wants to pass by all means,
That day he ate a lot of beans,
His fart has a foul smell,
Teacher runs from this spell,
Thereby,creating unpleasant scenes.
For this,they have to face the heats,
Most of them are full of deceits,
But charlie farts again,
Which makes panel insane,
Causing many to leave their seats.
12-3-2017
Contest:I Started A Joke by Maria Williams
THE EXAM
who could see what i believe
exam is what no more to see
instead to test it get men to grief
where o exam is your brief
can i ever again admire your passes
as in the time of Socrates
for life no more is tested in ink
for end is on the thing on the brink
who could believe what we have been
no more can icon say "to be or no to be"
are you still a test of knowledge
or to man a mirage
Grace searched Yang with her eyes
And observed only size.
God knows she's not racial;
This Yang is not special...
Soon, she'll test him with food,
As his first exam good:
preferably an oat meal;
How with it he would deal:
If he'll nibble at it
Or pounce on it and split!
But Yang too watches her.
"She has with men gone far,
Mere veil her coat of fur;
Her first request: New Car!"
Analyze my eyes Mr.Optometrist
Tell me what you see ,
Read them better than how they read the letters on the wall
Believe everything you read ,
For they don't lack honesty
Like the mouth and its master.
Learn my deepest secrets
Then feed my curiousity so it will leave me alone
And if by any chance you see my soul through those windows
Describe him just as he is, I forgot a long time ago.
Form:
Exams are very hard,
harder than writing a greeting card.
Exams are near study well.
Bye-bye videogames, farewell.
OMG, exams are done,
But results are not so fun.
Relatives comes with joy ,
to see my results, oh boy.
What if I fail?
My parents won't buy me clothes for sale.
My fingers are crossed,
Oh wow , I passed.
Relatives are angry and furious.
How did I pass? I am curious.
Now exams are very simple.
I am smiling showing my dimple.
Exams come,go and come again..
But life is the exam main!
.
As candle is useful when it Melts..
Likewise,Life is life when it tilts..
.
Sun is nothing If doesn't get hot...
Similarly,life gets weal and woe a lot..
.
As,Necessity is the mother of invention...
Likewise,life seeks new emotions..
.
Exams continue till the last breath..
Sometimes you need to be beneath..
.
This exam doesn't need any prepration..
It tells,hoe to take participation.
“I walked towards the
room, thinking that
my grades will bloom.”
“But when I grabbed the
question paper,
suddenly my hands
weren’t stable. ”
“Then I walked toward the
line thinking it will be
fine, and now it’s about
damn time!”
“The first question was 2+2,
but after I flipped the page,
it asked me something related
to square roots!”
“As an English poet, I think we
all know that,
for me however hard someone
tries, MATHS IS TRASH!”