How To Flunk the Bar Exam

Here's egg in your face,
   friend
Go cry in your beer,
   dear
Time to clear out of here,
   quee--- 
             Oops!
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Kiser Avatar
January 25, 2019 at 3:12 PM
It must've been rough! Well penned imagery there.
May Avatar
January 24, 2019 at 4:36 AM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Loved it!
Wolf Avatar
January 24, 2019 at 8:51 AM
Ho, ho, ho. That's great, and I appreciate the feedback, my friend. ~ Gershon
Y. Avatar
January 23, 2019 at 10:34 PM
Lol! Gershon, This is funny. I'm I stumbled on it tonight:-) Alexis
Wolf Avatar
January 24, 2019 at 8:50 AM
Me, too. Burp. :) gw
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 23, 2019 at 10:20 PM
I imagine you would be a hoot at the watering hole. Now I know what you look like to send you drink ;) xomo!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 23, 2019 at 10:55 PM
I didn't pass the bar, but I wouldn't do that ('s as good as volountary homicide in these weather conditions)...
Wolf Avatar
January 23, 2019 at 10:22 PM
More like a wet blanket, as I don't drink... I'm the designated driver, I guess... :) gw
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