Short Dub Poems

Double minded
mix dub dubbed chip shot's...

Read More

Rub A Dub Dub Dub
A gay porno flick filmed in a tub....

Read More

his heart beats lub-dub 
while his body trembles hard ~
her charm shakes his heart...

Read More

Doesn't beat
 just a single lub
no dub
 a mesmerizing feat
love's cheat
 with only half a heart beat....

Read More

Rub-a-dub-dub
Three blind mice in a tub
The Phoenix, First lady and Prodigal son
See how they run
See how they run...

Read More

Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
What were they doing there?
A grout guy, a plumber
Not sure who was dumber
The third guy to open the beer!...

Read More

The Malls are filled with Christmas trees
And every one will make me sneeze
No frosty spray
Will save the day
Zealots dub it, "Lumberjack Wheeze"....

Read More

A lady with sensitive nipples
Wore a blouse revealing the ripples
She went to the pub
Played rub-a-dub-dub
And the men walked around like cripples!...

Read More

Her eyes profuse tenderness, 
immersed in a beautiful silence,  
imagination withdraws her from human existence
and lub-dub is all she listens to, her essence....

Read More

To Trump Bow

Trump has said that, here and now,
Surely will always get by somehow;
Dub with sword;
Become a  lord;
To him he wants everyone to bow.

James Horn...

Read More

Throw the baby out in the wash water yes
He scrambled quickly to hide his togetherness
We put the water back in the dirty old tub.
The baby began cooing rub a dub dub...

Read More

Being self-titled
aristocrat pure
Heraldry solemn
 liege a du jour

Knighted in fealty 
 loyalty’s throne
Crusading triumphant
—honor atoned

(Dreamsleep: July, 2023)...

Read More

*rub a dub dub*
*
  Bath time is fun,
  wrinkled small fingers 
  why is it slippery?

*OUTDOORS*
*
  Fresh rain-droplets
  white dandelions
  Why is the sky-lit blue?



*contest*...

Read More

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub,
Without the Lord no one would care
The father the son
And the spiritual one
The guardian angels of heavens host
They all make sure the tables not bare...

Read More

Teray Mamon say doodh nikaal kar,
Sarkari Doodh ka dahi jama kar,
Private Dahi me madhani fair kar,
Rirak rirak kar makhan nikaloun,
Pfir makhan kay mazay Loun.....
Note.Wuba Luba Dub Dub........

Read More

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a Pub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They can’t remember to tell the truth
And to be honest they don’t really care...

Read More

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Margarine in a tub,
Without any butter the table is bare
The crumpets, the muffins, 
Bread from the loaf tins
They all need to be buttered thick
For the most satisfyingly simple fare...

Read More

The normal heart rhythm makes a lub dub sound....ya know nonstop....till death.

A friend of mine has to wear a heart monitor
due to on the MD's physical, he heard abnormal heart sounds.....

Baada Baada Ding!!...

Read More

What nursery rhyme's gayer, I'm asking you, bub,
Than the one that has three grown men sharing a tub?
Was it their sexual orientation,
Or merely water conservation,
And they were all charter members of the Sierra Club?...

Read More

Horrified at the harassment dpartment.
An alligator visited his apartment.
Alligator wanted to eat some flesh.
Morally and socially we are at stake.
You know Girlz date & black gate.
Crocodiles & alligators & guidelines.
Note.Wuba Luba Dub Dub....

Read More

whose where
when...
what's why

and
what's how
if

when what's
why's...
whose where

ramblin ramblin ramblin....keep them thoughts a scramblin.....
just...
hold it together....no matter the 'whether'....'you'...are by 'your' side


stan...

Read More

Bath Time

Every evening
around about five
I pinch my cellulose
to make sure I’m alive.

Long-ago-child 
last rings in my tub
now soaps up her own kids,
rub a dub dub.

Towels at attention,
the bathroom is dry
if I need a re-run
my daughter’s near-by.

©Kathryn McLoughlin Collins
November 24, 2012...

Read More

I saw an alien from space
his bare scalp with panther place
octopus tufts gaze nose
"they dub me Russ," he goes
and I jumped due to your face

Written: May 3rd, 2023

A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

Checked by HMS.Com/ 8-7-6-6-7 syllables
Rhyme: Checked by Rhymezone.com...

Read More

Like Jack London’s howling White Fang,
so, too, is the call of words,
words that howl in the resonating chambers
of mind’s memories, senses, pleasures and pains;
the no-memory of no-time, just this, 
that speaks in the lub-dub of blood pulsing,
the inhale, exhale of never being quite sure
if there will be another one....

Read More

Out of the darkness 
arises color burst

Van Gogh starry night sky style

The blues disappear in light burst
on my night sky

Resurrect your kind heart  
from the pettiness of discontent

Your lack of talent at an old age
cripples your dry shriveled bean of a heart.

Lub-dub! Lub-dub! Lub-dub!? How many ticks
before the end?...

Read More