Short Dub Poems

Double minded
mix dub dubbed chip shot's...

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Rub A Dub Dub Dub
A gay porno flick filmed in a tub....

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his heart beats lub-dub 
while his body trembles hard ~
her charm shakes his heart...

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Doesn't beat
 just a single lub
no dub
 a mesmerizing feat
love's cheat
 with only half a heart beat....

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Rub-a-dub-dub
Three blind mice in a tub
The Phoenix, First lady and Prodigal son
See how they run
See how they run...

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Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
What were they doing there?
A grout guy, a plumber
Not sure who was dumber
The third guy to open the beer!...

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A woman I once dated had breasts
whose size gave men’s eyes no rest.
I was tempted to dub her Mt. Muchmore
but she had only two, not four.
...

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The Malls are filled with Christmas trees
And every one will make me sneeze
No frosty spray
Will save the day
Zealots dub it, "Lumberjack Wheeze"....

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A lady with sensitive nipples
Wore a blouse revealing the ripples
She went to the pub
Played rub-a-dub-dub
And the men walked around like cripples!...

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     lub-dub soft her noble heart
        ‘in absentia,’ torn apart

     proxies sent to pregnant women
        from ‘present moments’ indeed did start
...

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Her eyes profuse tenderness, 
immersed in a beautiful silence,  
imagination withdraws her from human existence
and lub-dub is all she listens to, her essence....

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To Trump Bow

Trump has said that, here and now,
Surely will always get by somehow;
Dub with sword;
Become a  lord;
To him he wants everyone to bow.

James Horn...

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Throw the baby out in the wash water yes
He scrambled quickly to hide his togetherness
We put the water back in the dirty old tub.
The baby began cooing rub a dub dub...

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Golly, what a Pickle you’re In -- Bub,
How is it That you’re stuck in a Pub?
Gullible -- You look, Pimp
for why not hop, on Blimps?
and Fly in its Massive Ruba-dub.
...

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Being self-titled
aristocrat pure
Heraldry solemn
 liege a du jour

Knighted in fealty 
 loyalty’s throne
Crusading triumphant
—honor atoned

(Dreamsleep: July, 2023)...

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*rub a dub dub*
*
  Bath time is fun,
  wrinkled small fingers 
  why is it slippery?

*OUTDOORS*
*
  Fresh rain-droplets
  white dandelions
  Why is the sky-lit blue?



*contest*...

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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub,
Without the Lord no one would care
The father the son
And the spiritual one
The guardian angels of heavens host
They all make sure the tables not bare...

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Teray Mamon say doodh nikaal kar,
Sarkari Doodh ka dahi jama kar,
Private Dahi me madhani fair kar,
Rirak rirak kar makhan nikaloun,
Pfir makhan kay mazay Loun.....
Note.Wuba Luba Dub Dub........

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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a Pub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They can’t remember to tell the truth
And to be honest they don’t really care...

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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Margarine in a tub,
Without any butter the table is bare
The crumpets, the muffins, 
Bread from the loaf tins
They all need to be buttered thick
For the most satisfyingly simple fare...

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Rub-a-dub-dub ~
Mommy and her little one, splashing in the tub,
playing with Mr. Beluga, the whale,
and grabbing Wally the walrus by the tail,
and riding two seahorsies: 
one named Gitty, the other one Yup.
...

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The normal heart rhythm makes a lub dub sound....ya know nonstop....till death.

A friend of mine has to wear a heart monitor
due to on the MD's physical, he heard abnormal heart sounds.....

Baada Baada Ding!!...

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What nursery rhyme's gayer, I'm asking you, bub,
Than the one that has three grown men sharing a tub?
Was it their sexual orientation,
Or merely water conservation,
And they were all charter members of the Sierra Club?...

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Horrified at the harassment dpartment.
An alligator visited his apartment.
Alligator wanted to eat some flesh.
Morally and socially we are at stake.
You know Girlz date & black gate.
Crocodiles & alligators & guidelines.
Note.Wuba Luba Dub Dub....

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whose where
when...
what's why

and
what's how
if

when what's
why's...
whose where

ramblin ramblin ramblin....keep them thoughts a scramblin.....
just...
hold it together....no matter the 'whether'....'you'...are by 'your' side


stan...

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