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A lady with sensitive nipples
Wore a blouse revealing the ripples
She went to the pub
Played rub-a-dub-dub
And the men walked around like cripples!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Makama Avatar
June 15, 2020 at 7:46 AM
This is brilliant. I feel blessed coming across this page. You have it in you, I will definitely come visiting again to enjoy the blessing of your deep mind. A great piece!
Leffanta Avatar
June 15, 2020 at 1:17 PM
Have fun, Funom! Aloha! Rico
Sietesantos Avatar
June 14, 2020 at 4:51 PM
Hahahaha - this Limerick is hilariously witty - thanks for the laughs, Rico. I needed that today! Love and hugs. Pandita
Leffanta Avatar
June 15, 2020 at 1:16 PM
We all need a good laugh EVERY day! Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
A Keirns Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:42 PM
Wonderful. I need to write some limericks.
Leffanta Avatar
June 14, 2020 at 1:09 PM
Please do as we all could do with more laughs! Aloha! Rico
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June 12, 2020 at 12:40 PM
It's great to read your humor again, Rico, and I got a great laugh from this limerick. Reminds me of an old one I wrote called "Top-Heavy Trudy." Thanks for your insightful comments on my last sonnet. Hope things are going well for you in Hawaii! Hugs, Carolyn
Leffanta Avatar
June 14, 2020 at 1:08 PM
Please provide a link as I can't seem to find it. Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 10:28 PM
G'day Rico … there's no end to your humour is there Rico - thanks for one more giggle - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:20 PM
Outback humour is too great of a challenge for me, so I enjoy reading yours! Aloha! Rico
Rose  Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 4:28 PM
The hunky man with tarzan zeal had sexy buns made of steel when he walked the girls gawked as they cried, Oh heh, can I feel ?
Leffanta Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:19 PM
Pure hindsight, right? Aloha! Rico
Johnson-Saunders Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 4:19 PM
Thanks for my daily limerick laugh, Rico! :)
Leffanta Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:19 PM
Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 2:17 PM
LOL! Too funny. That may have been me, playing those notes, when I was a C major, I'm B flats now ;), xomo!
Leffanta Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:19 PM
Nipped in the bud as it were? Aloha! Rico
Bauer Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 1:53 PM
oh, rico - you've done it again! i can just picture you chuckling to yourself as you think these up...
Leffanta Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 2:12 PM
Actually, I picture you having a giggle! Aloha! Rico
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