Short Diddle Poems
Short Diddle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Diddle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Diddle by length and keyword.
Sho' ain't no riddle
There’s no time to twiddle
So just for a diddle
May I play and piddle
And then perhaps fiddle
Around with your middle?
Diddle, diddle dumpling, my son John.
Struggles to slide his trousers on;
seems causation hasn’t dawned.
Put down the dumplings, my son John.
Four young men and quite large
Are cruising the mall like a barge.
But I, diddle, diddle,
Fit as a fiddle,
Aim my cane at the middle and charge!
Single girls don't set out to snare
The husband of anyone fair
They just want to diddle
Someone on the fiddle
Who always wants more than his share
sunday fiddle
funday diddle
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
Submitted on September 18, 2025 to contest FOURTLE sponsored by CHARLES MESSINA - RANKED 4TH
Trump supporters are quite a riddle
They're for, or against, but no middle
If that gets your goat
Then you should take note
Trump plays every string on a fiddle!
Oh twiddle twaddle
Said the duck with a waddle
I fell off the rock
With a bump...
On my head
Where a feather once laid
I now have a very big lump
Sing to hey diddle diddle
diddle-daddle, do nothing Dan
fiddle faddled with Francine’s fan
he’s your guy said her sis, he’s your man.
Too lazy to leap from a frying pan?
He is a sloth said his neighbor, Fran.
Hey diddle diddle
The dog did a piddle
Right in front of the groom
The bride’s dress was sprayed
But she wasn’t dismayed …
He’s a guest of the bride and the groom!
10~04~16
Hey diddle diddle, really need to piddle
Aim for the cat, hit her right in the middle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle
Hey diddle diddle who wants to diddle
Or maybe play a tune on my fiddle
I may be quite old
But my body's not cold
Though I may need to stop for a piddle
© Jack Ellison 2013
Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle
Peter Dolittle did play a fiddle
Couldn't tell too many fun riddles
Didn't miss a beat
Was not so as neat
Oh, oh, now he's doing a diddle.
Written: July 16. 2015
Theresa
Hey diddle-diddle
Municipalities fiddle
Crime goes unchecked
Voters' nerves are wrecked
Twee-diddly-dum
Congress sucks its thumb
Inflation soars still higher
Blue-ribbon committees enquire...
Hey diddle diddle, need to piddle
Aimed for the cat, hit her right in the twiddle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle
© Jack Ellison 2015
diddle- wittle
Yum Yum
Dum Dum
Dandy-Candy
Handy Andy
Tasted wasted
fallen crawlin
spilled spilled
Sandy’s candy
pocket dropped?
5/5/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
Hey, hey, Diddle, Diddle
Big run up the middle.
They won in over time by two.
With the Super Bowl win
Dinner is a Prime Rib.
Lose, cold humble pie and stewe.
Entered in the Brian Strand poetry contest.
#1178. 1/30/23
supercala diabetic ketoacidosis
if you get it you will know it
don't be so precocious
supercala diabetic ketoacidosis
um diddle dee um diddle lie
lose a foot, lose an eye
eat good foods, take your meds
maybe you wont die
Hey diddle diddle was a great way to start this rhyme.
We have heard it over and over, like once upon a time.
Nursery rhymes are fun to parrot, they are automatic now.
Whenever I look at the moon, I try my best to find the cow.
super talented frog had magic words like diddly diddle dight
when he did incantations, they always turned out right
we were in awe that he could always make the lily pad light
Amazing in all ways, this wizardly frog, Mr. Froggish McKnight
super talented frog had magic words like diddly diddle dight
when he did incantations, they always turned out right
we were in awe that he could always make the lily pad light
Amazing in all ways, this wizardly frog, Mr. Froggish McKnight
“blowin’ in the wind”
as the
season
leaves
leaves
change and
so do road
kills from
cats to
raccoons
rhyming
hey diddle
diddle why
is a cow in
the middle
of the street
eating yogurt
with a
spoon
floating down the Yangtze
many new sights I do see
happy fishermen wave to me
bass jump out of this China sea
I hum and sing we be de we
dum diddle dum diddle dee dee dee
I love the feeling of being free
as I glide my way down the Yangtze
Illuminati now making loud stinky farties
so angry becoming diddle dandy scoffing smarties
White Hats feeding fat black garden cats, maybe rats
getting ready for a collapse, no space for relapse !
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the jazz-playing giraffe is on the sax and bob is on the fiddle
Let’s do some dancing down the hill and meet in the middle
I loved what I was hearing from my auntie Doris, Diddle Biddle.
Ended up staying out all late with a friend who tells a great riddle.
diddle-daddle idle chatter
many asked what was the matter?
he ran off to be a batter
running bases in pitter patter
bats he used would often shatter
titter tatter chitter chatter
time wasted said the now rich batter
he’s a big shot, said my cousin Datter