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Mighty Bawdy Limber-Dick

Limber Dick knew a neat little trick
He would tie his long nose to his dick
   But when he did sneeze
   Created a breeze
Then his nose to his dick wouldn't stick

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020

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February 21, 2020 at 10:57 PM

I hope he has the good sense to be careful when stopping to smell the roses, what with their thorns, that "prick." Good one, Gershon.

February 7, 2020 at 5:36 PM

I guess Richard's richard was nothing to sneeze at. Hahahha! You are too much!

February 8, 2020 at 10:00 PM

Your comment pricks -- I mean piques -- my interest. Haha. Thanks, Gershon

February 6, 2020 at 10:54 AM

Was his given name Richard? Just curious. :) Ha, funny my friend.

February 6, 2020 at 1:30 PM

You must have sniffed that one out somehow, Chris! ~ Tricky D.

February 6, 2020 at 7:01 AM

You can use dick but the site wouldn’t let me use o**asm...hmm

February 6, 2020 at 1:32 PM

That's because 'dick' is the diminutive form of Richard, as in: Hey look at his Richard, will you dick!' LOL. Thanks Kim! :) Gershon

February 6, 2020 at 1:30 AM

He must have had a really big nose or did they meet half way lol. Tom

February 6, 2020 at 1:33 PM

Pinocchio had nothing on Limber! LOL. Thanks, Tom. ~ Gershon

February 5, 2020 at 11:57 PM

lol... Dear serious man behind the funny face.. you rock..

February 6, 2020 at 1:35 PM

Dear Great Friend and Supporter behind the Pen: Actually, I'm not a rock; I am an island! ~ Paul Simon

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