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Uncle Dick - Bawdy

My uncle is married to Brandie -
A nympho who’s frequently randy
If she’s in the mood
He’s no chance of food -
Their dining table comes in handy!

Limerick Fun Poetry Contest

Sponsored By Tania Kitchin

08/29/20

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Jack Horne

September 16, 2020 at 11:22 AM

ah, I see this was a first place winner & quite rightly so too

Jan Allison

September 16, 2020 at 4:30 PM

the follow up was even more fun to write lol:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

September 7, 2020 at 2:26 PM

Big congrats on your top win, Jan! Love this one. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison

September 7, 2020 at 2:43 PM

I continued the string lol, there may be more of uncle dick and brandie in the future lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

September 7, 2020 at 12:58 PM

Congratulations on your win. What a cute/funny write. Love the pink hair and lollipop.Enjoy your win.................

Jan Allison

September 7, 2020 at 2:42 PM

thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

September 6, 2020 at 3:09 PM

way to go ,Jan, Big congrats!!

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 4:49 PM

thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Sam Kauffman

September 6, 2020 at 2:53 PM

There is your wonderful humor on the menu again my friend! Guess dinner was going to be late! Congratulations on your first place win!

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 4:48 PM

yes dinner was late they were busy laying the table lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

September 6, 2020 at 2:25 PM

Good one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 4:35 PM

thanks Janice I have extended the original poem with another 2 verses:-) hugs jan xx

William Kelii Kekaula

September 6, 2020 at 12:18 PM

Oh, very hilarious, Jan, do not think I'll be able to view my dining table as being just that anymore, Congrats for your 1st Place win, Aloha! William

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 4:35 PM

lol William:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

September 6, 2020 at 11:25 AM

Congrats to wonderful, funny Jan for the Dick and Brandie laughs. I also enjoyed the 'extension' but not as much as Dick did, I imagine. Thanks for the many laughs during troubled times, my friend. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 4:24 PM

thanks John we need more laughter in our lives that's for certain, thanks for your very enjoyable mail:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

September 6, 2020 at 9:22 AM

Congrats, Jan, for your well deserved number one win for this very witty entry. Many thanks for you kind comment for my win. Best on you - Bob

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 4:23 PM

thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Newton Ranaweera

September 6, 2020 at 7:25 AM

Congratulations, Jan, for your Top Win in this contest!! It's a great piece!

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 7:51 AM

thanks Newton i did post 2 follow up verses too in Uncle Dick Extended lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

September 6, 2020 at 7:22 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first placement with your hilariously bawdy limerick! hugs

Jan Allison

September 6, 2020 at 7:51 AM

I'm sop glad you enjoyed it Tania lol I can't resist this fun form... I did 2 more stanzas about Uncle Dick and Brandie, it is called Uncle Dick extended, hope you will drop by and read the continuing saga :-) :-) thanks for the inspiration with your contest:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

September 3, 2020 at 6:46 PM

Like duct tape--a thousand and one uses! LOL Great one Jan. laf

Jan Allison

September 4, 2020 at 9:43 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Emilia James

September 1, 2020 at 3:07 PM

You are so good at writing Limericks, they always make me smile. Thank you. Emilia xx

Jan Allison

September 4, 2020 at 9:39 AM

I think its my favourite form:-) hugs jan xx

David Grimm

August 30, 2020 at 6:53 PM

lol, lol I needed a good laugh. David

Jan Allison

September 4, 2020 at 9:38 AM

thanks david:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

August 30, 2020 at 5:51 PM

My, Jan -- Whatever could they be using that dining room table for. I just wish I had a better imagination. lol. Chuckling away here in Chicago! Thanks, Gershon

Jan Allison

September 4, 2020 at 9:38 AM

lol thanks GW:-) to answer your question ... I think that they were busy laying the table:-)hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

August 30, 2020 at 10:35 AM

:) Oh, dear! At least they've found a second use for the table. LOL Great limerick, Jan. Best wishes in the contest! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:33 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Quoth Theraven

August 29, 2020 at 8:34 PM

Jan, What a way to set the table. A Limerick in finest feast. -Richard

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:33 PM

dont you mean lay the table lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

August 29, 2020 at 8:21 PM

G'day Jan ... you've done it again Jan. This limerick is really good - thanks for the giggling Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:32 PM

thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

August 29, 2020 at 6:19 PM

GREAT sexy limerick, Jan. Very well done.

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:32 PM

thanks Andrea 2 more stanzas have been written and posted:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan

August 29, 2020 at 3:54 PM

hmmm, I don't think I'll be accepting a dinner invitation to their home anytime soon. So very funny, Jan!

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:30 PM

thanks jenna i love your poem with Tom, he is such a lovely man and so funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

August 29, 2020 at 2:05 PM

Haha, hope that table has strong legs Jan. Tom

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:29 PM

lol Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

August 29, 2020 at 1:42 PM

ha! very funny, jan! good luck in the contest...

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:28 PM

thanks Ilene I have posted part 2 now :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

August 29, 2020 at 1:36 PM

- ... :))) ... mood is important :))) - (think I have seen this picture before :))) ... I used it in Bobby's contest :))) - Best wishes in the contest - Have a wonderful weekend, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

August 30, 2020 at 1:27 PM

oh gosh i knew i had seen it before I couldnt remember whose poem it was on - do u want me to find another?:-) hugs jan xx