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Sliver Dick Limerick For Contest

There was a hurting fellow named Dick He had a rather pointy small prick He rubbed it all day without much delay pulling it out it looked like a stick For Jan's limerick contest. Now I will go read the directions.

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James Fraser

Date: 6/28/2015 2:25:00 PM

Haha, nice one Richard, thanks for the chuckle, James :)

Charles Bernabi

Date: 6/6/2015 8:30:00 PM

Ah, a humorous limerick piece and as they say, size matters, or perhaps that should be the other way around. lol.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/1/2015 7:47:00 AM

Thanks to all for commenting, time is short so I am unable to thank you all individually.

Casarah Nance

Date: 4/30/2015 5:45:00 PM

HAHA oh my oh my I need my head checked-first I must read the title...big smiles ;)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/29/2015 11:29:00 PM

haha, I am reading robert johnson's response to yours. you went quite naughty, Richard. Congrats on your win.

Robert Johnson

Date: 4/29/2015 9:10:00 PM

But to his dismay. It never did get very thick. Sorry for interjecting.

Eve Roper

Date: 4/29/2015 7:52:00 PM

Hahaah..! Funny :~)a 7 Congratulations on your wonderful win.

Skat A

Date: 4/29/2015 5:21:00 PM

RICHARD, Congratulations...... SKAT LOVE

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/29/2015 4:58:00 PM

Hello Richard, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick Win.... LINDA

Jan Allison

Date: 4/29/2015 4:07:00 PM

Very clever title and limerick Richard - I would have liked to see the final line rhyme with the first two! congrats on your 3rd place in my first contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/28/2015 8:30:00 PM

LOL! Good luck in the contest, Richard! hugs! Kim :)

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/29/2015 7:20:00 AM

Thanks Kim.

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 4/27/2015 2:57:00 PM

As we say, around this way, très bien!!!!! :)

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/29/2015 7:22:00 AM

Merci Mon Ami.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/27/2015 12:54:00 PM

Naughty and hilarious, Richard! I'm sure Jan will love it too. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/29/2015 7:22:00 AM

I hope she does, thanks Carolyn.

Aiyah Torres

Date: 4/27/2015 11:21:00 AM

That was a successful day for Dick!! Great job, Rick!!! :) A very nice poem.. so hilarious!! :))

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/29/2015 7:23:00 AM

Thanks Aiyah.

Emile Pinet

Date: 4/26/2015 12:58:00 PM

Well done, with a sense of humor and a quick wit. I'm sure everyone got a chuckle from it. It bounces off the tongue like a sassy limerick should. Emile. #7

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/27/2015 9:30:00 AM

Thanks Emile.

Tim Smith

Date: 4/26/2015 9:57:00 AM

lol....hate when that happens

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/27/2015 9:31:00 AM

He should have used tweezers!