Richard Lamoureux Poet Limerick

Sliver Dick Limerick For Contest

There was a hurting fellow named Dick
He had a rather pointy small prick
He rubbed it all day 
without much delay
pulling it out it looked like a stick


For Jan's limerick contest. Now I will go read the directions.

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James Fraser June 28, 2015 at 2:25 PM Haha, nice one Richard, thanks for the chuckle, James :)

Charles Bernabi June 6, 2015 at 8:30 PM Ah, a humorous limerick piece and as they say, size matters, or perhaps that should be the other way around. lol.

Richard Lamoureux May 1, 2015 at 7:47 AM Thanks to all for commenting, time is short so I am unable to thank you all individually.

Casarah Nance April 30, 2015 at 5:45 PM HAHA oh my oh my I need my head checked-first I must read the title...big smiles ;)

Andrea Dietrich April 29, 2015 at 11:29 PM haha, I am reading robert johnson's response to yours. you went quite naughty, Richard. Congrats on your win.

Robert Johnson April 29, 2015 at 9:10 PM But to his dismay. It never did get very thick. Sorry for interjecting.

Eve Roper April 29, 2015 at 7:52 PM Hahaah..! Funny :~)a 7 Congratulations on your wonderful win.

Skat A April 29, 2015 at 5:21 PM RICHARD, Congratulations...... SKAT LOVE

Poet Destroyer A April 29, 2015 at 4:58 PM Hello Richard, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick Win.... LINDA

Jan Allison April 29, 2015 at 4:07 PM Very clever title and limerick Richard - I would have liked to see the final line rhyme with the first two! congrats on your 3rd place in my first contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez April 28, 2015 at 8:30 PM LOL! Good luck in the contest, Richard! hugs! Kim :) Richard Lamoureux April 29, 2015 at 7:20 AM Thanks Kim.

Etienne Lariviere April 27, 2015 at 2:57 PM As we say, around this way, très bien!!!!! :) Richard Lamoureux April 29, 2015 at 7:22 AM Merci Mon Ami.

Carolyn Devonshire April 27, 2015 at 12:54 PM Naughty and hilarious, Richard! I'm sure Jan will love it too. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn Richard Lamoureux April 29, 2015 at 7:22 AM I hope she does, thanks Carolyn.

Aiyah Torres April 27, 2015 at 11:21 AM That was a successful day for Dick!! Great job, Rick!!! :) A very nice poem.. so hilarious!! :)) Richard Lamoureux April 29, 2015 at 7:23 AM Thanks Aiyah.

Emile Pinet April 26, 2015 at 12:58 PM Well done, with a sense of humor and a quick wit. I'm sure everyone got a chuckle from it. It bounces off the tongue like a sassy limerick should. Emile. #7 Richard Lamoureux April 27, 2015 at 9:30 AM Thanks Emile.

Tim Smith April 26, 2015 at 9:57 AM lol....hate when that happens Richard Lamoureux April 27, 2015 at 9:31 AM He should have used tweezers!