Thin Dick

There once was a lad named Dick
He was tremendously thin like a stick
Fell through a crack
And never came back
Probably met up with some thin chick


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

September 8, 2015 at 4:22 PM

Hilarious! I read this one last night as well and it brought a smile to my gloomy night. Always, Laura

Jack Ellison

September 8, 2015 at 4:52 PM

Guess the title might have mislead you eh!!! Love, Santa xxx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

September 6, 2015 at 8:57 PM

Cute Jack, although I didn't know what to expect from the title. Lol. : )

Jack Ellison

September 6, 2015 at 9:28 PM

Fooled you HA!!! Love, Jack xxx

Tim Smith

September 4, 2015 at 5:59 PM

That thin chick's name was Rail....she told a most romantic tale...about that thin Dick... who made her heart tick.....and blew soft wind into her sail

Jack Ellison

September 5, 2015 at 4:02 AM

Everybody's writing limericks... LOL Mr. Romance King is also writin' them! YEEHAW!!!

Carol Eastman

September 4, 2015 at 2:53 PM

Grandpa Troll is ROTFLMAO... You are truly gifted in the way... you can insert them chicks any where, any time... You've even got LimmerWulf beat hands down in that catagory! Really! Didn't even see it coming! LOL!!!

Jack Ellison

September 5, 2015 at 4:00 AM

So happy I made Grandpa Troll giggle!!! But John John is still the Limmerking!!! xxx

Jan Allison

September 4, 2015 at 1:27 PM

I saw the title and I expected something else lol but that is the way titles pull you in - great humour my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

September 5, 2015 at 3:58 AM

Aha... gotcha, and a few others! LOL Titles are most important... love, Jack xxx

Eileen Manassian

September 4, 2015 at 9:51 AM

Oh dear...oh dear...Kenny Kenny Kenny...be good. ;) Well, if he did meet a think chick....probably might like to try a more buxom type. Send him over my way! ;) Hugs

Eileen Manassian

September 4, 2015 at 10:25 AM

Yes...I did. You got me on that one, dear...and since I'm a combination of naughty AND nice....I had to give it a read. ;) Hugs

Jack Ellison

September 4, 2015 at 9:54 AM

So I bet when you saw the title, you thought it was going to be real naughty!!! HA! Fooled ya! LOL Love, Jack xxx