Short Cussed Poems
Short Cussed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cussed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cussed by length and keyword.
I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout.
Categories:
cussed, animal,
Form:
Limerick
A man in a terrible dither
was yelling both hither and thither.
He cursed all his brothers
his sisters and others
and then cussed his father an mither.
Categories:
cussed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I took a mummy to school today
She promised to keep her mouth shut, okay?
Cussed like a sailor
Ticked off Miss Caylor
Now I hate this mummy in every way!
Categories:
cussed, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Limerick
Mister Custer developed a blister
Then the blister just started to fester
He fostered a fluster
the faster it festered
Flustered Custer cussed the festered blister
Categories:
cussed, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Regret
as 'twas fake.
I can't forget
for the sake
of being cussed,
lost love; Can you take
me back? I must
prove with a changed mindset.
~x~x~
Categories:
cussed, love,
Form:
Verse
Trump Did Have Decay
Trump did have decay in each denture,
And so always awful was his adventure;
Emblems afix,
After he licks;
Cussed and each sentence did censure.
Jim Horn
Categories:
cussed, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
In 2020, Christmas was a bust -
no toys received by any lads or lasses.
The reindeer swore and even Santa cussed -
his Covid mask kept fogging up his glasses!
Written 18 Dec 2020
Categories:
cussed, christmas,
Form:
Chastushka
Route 66ish No 3
A cowboy once rode down to Tucson,
With only his hat and his boots on,
His butt got real sore,
So he cussed and he swore,
!Cos his "whatsit" looked just like a crouton!
Categories:
cussed, america, funny,
Form:
Limerick
There was an old leprechaun chief,
His haemorrhoids caused him some grief,
So he cussed and he swore
That his butt was so sore,
And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf.
For Andrea’s limerick contest
Categories:
cussed, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
We voted them in and then cussed
They will be voted out in disgust
The arrogant charge
Of the leader at large
Will soon fade away like Pixie dust
© Jul 14 2010 For John’s “Political Woes” contest
Categories:
cussed, political
Form:
Limerick
conflicts arise easy;
trust stands tall- i
cussed them out to
make them fall. what
more can one expect
to detect the danger
ahead the stranger-
that's dead, we all
know it is, but it's
so much fun to pretend.
Categories:
cussed, allegory, introspection, life
Form:
Free verse
Sue purchased an old dog named Buster
It took all the cash she could muster
Buster dropped dead that week
So in a fit of pique
Sue rang up the seller and cussed her!
fiction write
01~20~17
Categories:
cussed, dog, sad,
Form:
Limerick
It's pretty important
to know the difference
between squire and square.
Mayor and mare
there and their
fair and fare.
Lust and lost
Cussed and cost
Bust and bossed
Depends on the pronunciation, don't it?
A phone call makes all of it real.
Categories:
cussed, on writing and words,
Form:
Rhyme
Clyde Rolf
Played golf
First nine
Went fine
Next nine
Not fine
He muffs
In roughs
Sand trap
Oh crap
Tough break
In lake
Bad hook
In brook
Blew putts
Some klutz
Hurled putter
In gutter
O'er par
By far
Disgust
He cussed
Clubhouse
To souse
Categories:
cussed, golf, humorous,
Form:
Footle
After the riot-
with chairman Wuhan swirling around his head
president Trump, with bible in hand,
strolled from the embattled white house
toward a smoldering church
quoted some apocalyptic verse
then cussed out the press...
For the first time in seventeen years
the cicadas are snickering-
Categories:
cussed, black love,
Form:
Free verse
Yes Andrea
Been there behind the herd,
in the choking bloody dust,
and the cow pats are falling,
with just a trace of rust,
go to sleep and then i'm falling,
drag by the foot i must,
but wriggle out-of riding boot,
lastic sides just wont be cussed,
orright...
Don Johnson
Categories:
cussed, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust”
But nobody warned me of this rust
Swirling memories recall times I was robust
Aging brings aches; sometimes I've cussed
Tonics and pills might remove some of the crust
But I can’t even remember what it means to lust“
Entry for Brian's contest
Categories:
cussed, angst,
Form:
Monorhyme
(This is a fictional poem)
You cussed me out and that was pretty rough.
You did it because you saw me use some snuff.
You made me eat the snuff because you're a brute.
But I got even when I puked on your Armani suit.
I get abused even though you smoke cigarettes and now it's your turn.
I'm going to stick a lit cigarette up your butt and give you a third degree burn.
Categories:
cussed, angst, funny, on writing and words, me,
Form:
I do not know?
I've been cussed at and kicked
and knocked to the ground.
I've been left out for dead,
with nobody around.
So many lies forged,
by evil's desire.
I've fallen from grace
and plunged towards the fire.
My God has been there,
to pick me back up.
He gave me his son
and also his cup.
He gave me his love,
so that I could be free.
He died on that cross,
he did that for me.
Categories:
cussed, christian, prayer,
Form:
Rhyme
mute ‘triloquist
and talking mime
went on a date
for the first time
he threw her voice
under the bus
you should have watched
the way she cussed
she shut him down
with signs that hurt
when slipped his hand
beneath her shirt
but then he gave
her new white gloves
and pantomimed
undying love
now she’s his doll
he needs no strings
unloosed his tongue
and now he sings
Categories:
cussed, love, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Vehemently, I pray
God make me a way
So my leg will walk to that place
Where I can save my poor face
From a heart-wrenching ridicule
And from their mouth, unending spittle
Wash my head, if it'd been cussed
Forgive my transgression, if that be the cause
I desire fortune to live my life
Oh Lord I plead, end my strive
Bless my unfortunate soul,
And make penury my foe
I pray!
Categories:
cussed, desire, emotions, fear, forgiveness, heaven, life, pain,
Form:
I do not know?
gaunt green gnawed
gullible groove gored
gutsy grills gulped
glitched gems gulled
graced gifts globbed
gripping glows' gourd
callous clouds cussed
cremating clips cupped
crumbling cruise clubbed
nosy nature nimble
nudging nectar's nipple
nasty nerd nestled
wanky wind wields
rhythm rustling riffs
'20:04:13:16:38
Note: Of gaunt green. Inspired by a picture of nature I took earlier today.
Categories:
cussed, nature,
Form:
Sonnet
Life is based on just one crux.
It is trust, trust and just trust.
So easy to defile.
For it is most fragile.
Trust gives me passion to strive.
The power that will make me thrive.
For those, who don’t understand.
There’s no second chance, they are completely banned.
Yeah! To get it straight.
If the trust ablates.
For sure, rest is in dire straits.
YES! I'm not that fussed!
Why do you have to be so cussed?
Categories:
cussed, trust,
Form:
Rhyme
you birth me in this world for a reason
you went through the pain
you struggled through life
you yelled and screamed pushed and cussed
you scrapped up money
when you needed it.
you stood beside me for a reason
so when i cry you catch my tears
when i fall you pick me up
when i need a hand to hold
youes is there
Categories:
cussed, childhood, family, life, loss, nature, sad, thank
Form:
I do not know?
(This is a fictional poem)
One day a man came to my house with a seed.
I decided to buy it because of my greed.
The man said it would grow into a money tree.
When I told people, they said they're glad they're not as stupid as me.
The tree didn't grow and I cussed and hollered.
That seed cost me ten thousand dollars.
People say that my brain is as small as a pig's.
But a CAT scan showed that it's not even half that big.
Categories:
cussed, funny, loss, people,
Form:
I do not know?