Short Cussed Poems

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Excuse me please hold...

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I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout....

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A man in a terrible dither
was yelling both hither and thither.
He cursed all his brothers
his sisters and others
and then cussed his father an mither....

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I took a mummy to school today
She promised to keep her mouth shut, okay?
Cussed like a sailor
Ticked off Miss Caylor
Now I hate this mummy in every way!...

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Mister Custer developed a blister
Then the blister just started to fester
He fostered a fluster
the faster it festered
Flustered Custer cussed the festered blister...

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Regret
as 'twas fake.
I can't forget
for the sake
of being cussed,
lost love; Can you take
me back? I must
prove with a changed mindset.
~x~x~
...

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Trump Did Have Decay

Trump did have decay in each denture,
And so always awful was his adventure;
Emblems afix,
After he licks;
Cussed and each sentence did censure.

Jim Horn...

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In 2020, Christmas was a bust -
no toys received by any lads or lasses.
The reindeer swore and even Santa cussed -
his Covid mask kept fogging up his glasses!


Written 18 Dec 2020...

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Route 66ish No 3

A cowboy once rode down to Tucson,
With only his hat and his boots on,
His butt got real sore,
So he cussed and he swore,
!Cos his "whatsit" looked just like a crouton!...

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There was an old leprechaun chief,
His haemorrhoids caused him some grief,
So he cussed and he swore
That his butt was so sore,
And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf.

For Andrea’s limerick contest...

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We voted them in and then cussed
They will be voted out in disgust
The arrogant charge
Of the leader at large
Will soon fade away like Pixie dust

© Jul 14 2010 For John’s “Political Woes” contest...

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conflicts arise easy;
trust stands tall- i 
cussed them out to
make them fall. what
more can one expect
to detect the danger
ahead the stranger-
that's dead, we all 
know it is, but it's 
so much fun to pretend....

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Sue purchased an old dog named Buster
It took all the cash she could muster
Buster dropped dead that week
So in a fit of pique
Sue rang up the seller and cussed her!

fiction write 

01~20~17...

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It's pretty important
to know the difference
between squire and square.

Mayor and mare
there and their
fair and fare.

Lust and lost
Cussed and cost
Bust and bossed

Depends on the pronunciation, don't it?

A phone call makes all of it real....

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Clyde Rolf
Played golf

First nine
Went fine

Next nine
Not fine

He muffs
In roughs

Sand trap
Oh crap

Tough break
In lake

Bad hook
In brook

Blew putts
Some klutz

Hurled putter
In gutter

O'er par
By far

Disgust
He cussed

Clubhouse
To souse...

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After the riot-
with chairman Wuhan swirling around his head
president Trump, with bible in hand,
strolled from the embattled white house
toward a smoldering church
quoted some apocalyptic verse
then cussed out the press...
For the first time in seventeen years
the cicadas are snickering-...

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Yes Andrea

Been there behind the herd,
 in the choking bloody dust,
 and the cow pats are falling,
with just a trace of rust,
go to sleep and then i'm falling,
drag by the foot i must,
but wriggle out-of riding boot,
lastic sides just wont be cussed,
orright...     

Don Johnson ...

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“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust”
But nobody warned me of this rust

Swirling memories recall times I was robust
Aging brings aches; sometimes I've cussed

Tonics and pills might remove some of the crust
But I can’t even remember what it means to lust“



Entry for Brian's contest...

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(This is a fictional poem)

You cussed me out and that was pretty rough.
You did it because you saw me use some snuff.
You made me eat the snuff because you're a brute.
But I got even when I puked on your Armani suit.
I get abused even though you smoke cigarettes and now it's your turn.
I'm going to stick a lit cigarette up your butt and give you a third degree burn....

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I've been cussed at and kicked
and knocked to the ground.
I've been left out for dead,
with nobody around.

So many lies forged,
by evil's desire.
I've fallen from grace
and plunged towards the fire.

My God has been there,
to pick me back up.
He gave me his son
and also his cup.

He gave me his love,
so that I could be free.
He died on that cross,
he did that for me....

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mute ‘triloquist
and talking mime
went on a date
for the first time

he threw her voice
under the bus
you should have watched
the way she cussed

she shut him down
with signs that hurt
when slipped his hand
beneath her shirt

but then he gave
her new white gloves
and pantomimed
undying love

now she’s his doll
he needs no strings
unloosed his tongue
and now he sings...

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Vehemently, I pray
God make me a way
So my leg will  walk to that place 
Where I can save my poor face 
From a heart-wrenching ridicule 
And from their mouth, unending spittle 

Wash my head, if it'd been cussed 
Forgive my transgression, if that be the cause
I desire fortune to live my life
Oh Lord I plead, end my strive 
Bless my unfortunate soul,
And make penury my foe

I pray!...

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gaunt green gnawed
gullible groove gored
gutsy grills gulped
glitched gems gulled
graced gifts globbed
gripping glows' gourd

callous clouds cussed
cremating clips cupped
crumbling cruise clubbed

nosy nature nimble
nudging nectar's nipple
nasty nerd nestled

wanky wind wields
rhythm rustling riffs
    '20:04:13:16:38

Note: Of gaunt green. Inspired by a picture of nature I took earlier today....

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Life is based on just one crux.
It is trust, trust and just trust.
So easy to defile.
For it is most fragile.
Trust gives me passion to strive.
The power that will make me thrive.
For those, who don’t understand.
There’s no second chance, they are completely banned.
Yeah! To get it straight.
If the trust ablates.
For sure, rest is in dire straits.
YES! I'm not that fussed!
Why do you have to be so cussed?...

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you birth me in this world for a reason
             you went through the pain
      you struggled through life
                you yelled and screamed pushed and cussed
       you scrapped up money 
             when you needed it.

you stood beside me for a reason
             so when i cry you catch my tears
        when i fall you pick me up
             when i need a hand to hold
                 youes is there...

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