Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Limerick

There was an old leprechaun chief,
His haemorrhoids caused him some grief,
So he cussed and he swore
That his butt was so sore,
And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf.

For Andrea’s limerick contest

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Robert Pettit March 17, 2014 at 3:04 PM Somebody should give him a tube of Preparation H. Good limerick for St. Patty's Day.

Carrie Richards March 14, 2014 at 8:23 PM Just as long as it wasn't mixed with poison oak !!! LOL !!

Joyce Johnson March 14, 2014 at 6:09 PM great limerick. congratulations.

Debbie Guzzi March 14, 2014 at 4:31 PM I just new a poop limerick was coming! LOL Congrad's on your win! Light & Love

Roy Jerden March 14, 2014 at 3:52 PM I thought this was a winner, Jack! Well done! Congratulations!

Sara Kendrick March 14, 2014 at 1:21 PM Ahh!! Great quality poetry!! Way to go with this win..Congrats..Sara

Skat A March 14, 2014 at 12:33 PM love the win... Skat

Jan Allison March 14, 2014 at 5:59 AM Wonderful humourous limerick made me giggle. Jan

Dr.Ram Mehta March 14, 2014 at 5:08 AM Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, jack

Andrea Dietrich March 14, 2014 at 1:58 AM hahaha, Good one, JAck. I really liked this one. Congrats. Your meter is, of course, impeccable.

Poet Destroyer A March 13, 2014 at 12:54 AM you will do just fine Jack... thanks for the smile...LINDA

Huberta Van Akkeren March 12, 2014 at 11:47 PM Too good...perfect limerick...i think you have a winner here...good luck cheers Huberta

Roy Jerden March 12, 2014 at 4:55 PM Now here's a guy that knows limericks are supposed to be naughty. Good luck, Jack!

Russell Sivey March 11, 2014 at 11:38 PM Oh I'm still laughing my friend! You crack me up with your Limericks Jack! How do you do it, what a dynamically fabulous write! I truly enjoyed reading this lovely poem this evening! what a masterfully written piece, Great Work!!

Barbara Gorelick March 11, 2014 at 10:09 PM Clever..Im smiling. BG

Robert Johnson March 11, 2014 at 6:13 PM Well you did it right for St. Patty's day. Let's hope the chief get's relief. Good luck in the contest Jack. Sounds like a winner. Peace. :)

Alex Frankel March 11, 2014 at 6:03 PM great limerick, great image - best wishes , Alex

Sara Kendrick March 11, 2014 at 5:46 PM Cute one..I wonder if the Shamrock helped any..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara

Tim Smith March 11, 2014 at 3:02 PM very nice Jack.... Tim