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LIMERICK

There was an old leprechaun chief, His haemorrhoids caused him some grief, So he cussed and he swore That his butt was so sore, And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf. For Andrea’s limerick contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 3/17/2014 3:04:00 PM
Somebody should give him a tube of Preparation H. Good limerick for St. Patty's Day.
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Date: 3/15/2014 2:16:00 PM
Wow.. Those leaves are tiny.. Don't shake hands with the chief :) congrats!
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Date: 3/15/2014 2:16:00 PM
Wow.. Those leaves are tiny.. Don't shake hands with the chief :) congrats!
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Date: 3/14/2014 8:23:00 PM
Just as long as it wasn't mixed with poison oak !!! LOL !!
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Date: 3/14/2014 6:09:00 PM
great limerick. congratulations.
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Date: 3/14/2014 4:31:00 PM
I just new a poop limerick was coming! LOL Congrad's on your win! Light & Love
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Date: 3/14/2014 3:52:00 PM
I thought this was a winner, Jack! Well done! Congratulations!
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Date: 3/14/2014 1:21:00 PM
Ahh!! Great quality poetry!! Way to go with this win..Congrats..Sara
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Date: 3/14/2014 12:33:00 PM
love the win... Skat
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Date: 3/14/2014 5:59:00 AM
Wonderful humourous limerick made me giggle. Jan
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Date: 3/14/2014 5:08:00 AM
Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, jack
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Date: 3/14/2014 1:58:00 AM
hahaha, Good one, JAck. I really liked this one. Congrats. Your meter is, of course, impeccable.
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Date: 3/13/2014 12:54:00 AM
you will do just fine Jack... thanks for the smile...LINDA
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Date: 3/12/2014 11:47:00 PM
Too good...perfect limerick...i think you have a winner here...good luck cheers Huberta
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Date: 3/12/2014 4:55:00 PM
Now here's a guy that knows limericks are supposed to be naughty. Good luck, Jack!
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Date: 3/11/2014 11:38:00 PM
Oh I'm still laughing my friend! You crack me up with your Limericks Jack! How do you do it, what a dynamically fabulous write! I truly enjoyed reading this lovely poem this evening! what a masterfully written piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 3/11/2014 10:09:00 PM
Clever..Im smiling. BG
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Date: 3/11/2014 6:13:00 PM
Well you did it right for St. Patty's day. Let's hope the chief get's relief. Good luck in the contest Jack. Sounds like a winner. Peace. :)
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Date: 3/11/2014 6:03:00 PM
great limerick, great image - best wishes , Alex
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Date: 3/11/2014 5:46:00 PM
Cute one..I wonder if the Shamrock helped any..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara
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Date: 3/11/2014 3:02:00 PM
very nice Jack.... Tim
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