Short Crass Poems

grazing forever
on crass commercialism
even in the grass...

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cold crass endures to puff cancer sticks, despite being engulfed by death...

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Loud crass din of ego prejudice
Recognises not innate urge of our innocence  

10-October-2020...

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I'm a truly benign bibliotaph 
who sells used books for fun,
 & don't intend to make you laugh
 because I can't think of a good pun....

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mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.
...

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Exquisite expression
    irons its impression
  into the fabric of beings

  Crass conversation
    seeds emaciation
  in the art of far-seeing...

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WRESTLING WHALES

the palms over pool
witnesses of crass distress
waves ripple outward

Kim Rodrigues © 2017
SENRYU FORM...

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Free trees
crass grass
flowery foyers
fun sun
spry sky
heard birds
nector hector
lovely

but

all lost and of no use

because

it is

chilled will...

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When it comes time for a vote
Will America be free of this childish dolt
This stupid ass
Childish and crass
For the sake of the world, let's hope...

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Swimming When Hit By Smack,

You should have seen ocean smack,
Received on every cranny and crack,
Being crass;
Each crevasse,
Which would be from front to back.

Jim Horn...

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Wildlife 47

A lion cub sat in the grass,
Merely watching gnus walking past,
He just scratched his hide,
While the rest of the pride,
Thought his attitude "Really quite crass!"...

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Do you know what burns my ass
A flame about ass high, now that's quite crass
Have you no couth?
Not a bit, that's the truth
Something's burning, uh oh my ass is ash...

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Tongue; in Valetudinary STATE.
For Barbarous and Flagitious
Portance is very Bedraggled;
A-be-ce-dar-ians,
or the Adroitly,
are ALLERGIC
to Crass and 
Uncouth
LIPS.


Pace, G
04-22-2012...

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Route 66ish No 14

A young girl who lived down in Boulder
Would always look over her shoulder
'Cos her Ma, who was crass
Said “Now just watch yer ass
And she always did what she had told her!...

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Do you know what really burns my ass
A flame about ass high, now that's quite crass
Have you no couth?
Not a bit, that's the truth
Something's burning, TOO LATE... my ass is ash...

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She once wrote a poem on POOP,
and one on men's parts that would droop!
Some think she is crass,
but this British lass
on humor has got the REAL SCOOP!!!

For Jan's Limerick Contest
February 21, 2015...

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Well, well, well, the story of three holes
Assume I should take a break, I'm outta control
Ass-u-me makes an ass
Outta you and me, quite crass
So back to love, and romance and tales of the soul...

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Where is that girl with the bird nest they said.
I thought this was odd, and it was right on her head.
I want one too, I yelped, as did the rest of the class.
It was adorable, so beautiful, in no way ugly or crass....

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Listen to poem:

The Truth about Truth
David J Walker

Rain falls the same
On each blade of grass

Though rooted in the soil
fertile or crass

In the toil of the sun

Results in how the rain refrains

On each and every one...

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steel pointed angel made of knives
epitome of juxtaposition
shiny, beautiful, glitzy, welcoming
also crass, sharp, frightening, dangerous
what mind thought to build her?
she shows both sides of every woman
scary really...

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I'd like to speak romantically of spooning and mooning but, alas,
My childhood inspired a thought much more vivid and, well, crass.
As a rule-breaker I oft had a wooden spoon applied forcefully to my bare white moon (ass!)...

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Do you know what really burns my ass
A flame about ass high, now that's quite crass
Have you no couth?
Not a bit, that's the truth
Something's burning, TOO LATE... my ass is now ash


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Slippery Sam the serpent sang songs.
About sexy slitherers in thongs.
The tunes were quite crass.
Cause thongs up their ... .
Let's face it, that just never belongs.

My apologies for being smutty. I think my mind is rotting....

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every day I go my tree
lets the grass grow and not lazy
I kick the cola and vodka to the curb

as not garbage to me
I see every morning 
a multitude of sparrows

prancing the grass for seeds
and what is that to tally
ship shape or else crass...

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Big Burpin’ Bertha had terrible gas!
She wondered why no one would give her a pass
And when she would bend
Well, let’s not pretend
A mass of that gas would trespass, oh how crass!


 Dedicated to Jan Allison
                  The Gas Expert on PS!...

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