Big Burpin' Bertha
Big Burpin’ Bertha had terrible gas!
She wondered why no one would give her a pass
And when she would bend
Well, let’s not pretend
A mass of that gas would trespass, oh how crass!
Dedicated to Jan Allison
The Gas Expert on PS!
Copyright © Mike Gentile | Year Posted 2019
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