Poop Scoop- For Limerick Ii Contest

She once wrote a poem on POOP,
and one on men's parts that would droop!
Some think she is crass,
but this British lass
on humor has got the REAL SCOOP!!!

For Jan's Limerick Contest
February 21, 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016


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Date: 3/7/2016 10:37:00 AM
Eileen, congrats on your placement in the contest! -luloo *Smiles*
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/7/2016 10:50:00 AM
Thank you, dear. Much appreciated. :) Hugs
Date: 3/6/2016 9:11:00 PM
AH, POOP, the quicker picker-upper. Nice chuckle here Eileen
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 9:13:00 PM
HEE HEE! I'm chuckling at your post, John. :) Thanks ever so much for passing by. Hugs
Date: 3/6/2016 8:12:00 PM
haha... nice write, Eileen, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:13:00 PM
Thanks, dear Eve. I'm glad you got a laugh out of this one! ;) Hugs
Date: 3/6/2016 8:01:00 PM
Congratulations on your win! Enjoyed reading... :)
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:13:00 PM
Thank you, Susan. Much appreciate the visit and the smile.
Date: 3/6/2016 7:49:00 PM
Creatively unique!! Congratulations!!
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Date: 3/6/2016 8:14:00 PM
Thank you, Sarita. :) I'm glad Jan liked this. I appreciate the congrats.
Date: 3/6/2016 7:24:00 PM
you did PERFECTLY, Eileen. Great rhyme AND meter. Congrats.
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:15:00 PM
WOW...great compliment from MISS FLAWLESS! Congrats to you too, dear. Hugs
Date: 3/6/2016 6:58:00 PM
Congratulations on top spot Eileen.
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Date: 3/6/2016 8:15:00 PM
:) Thanks, Richard. I'm glad Jan liked this. Hugs to you
Date: 3/6/2016 6:03:00 PM
Absolutely awesome Eileen I wondered who had penned this gem - into faves I LOVE it lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:16:00 PM
Was hoping you would, sweetie! Sure was hoping. Hugs to you...and thanks ever so much for this awesome placement. HUGS
Date: 3/1/2016 11:45:00 AM
This is an awesome limerick Eileen! You captured Jan's humor splendidly : ) Hugs
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:17:00 PM
Thank you, Cecilia. I was hoping that I'd tickle her funny bone with this. Thanks for the lovely post. Hugs
Date: 2/28/2016 3:52:00 AM
nice limerick there Eileen, nicely written humour, best of luck in the contest
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:18:00 PM
Thank you for your visit to my limerick on Jan, White Sage. I appreciate your post. It got a first placement. :) I'm thrilled.
Date: 2/22/2016 8:24:00 AM
Jan will love it Eileen, she appreciates humor.
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:19:00 PM
:) She did, Richard. She gave me a top placement along with some others. I'm thrilled.
Date: 2/21/2016 10:00:00 PM
Hahaha ... this is great, Eileen! And so funny, because my niece made a drawing of poop a week ago. After everyone was grossed out, she easily changed it into an ice cream cone instead. And as far as men's parts that droop ... well. ... no comment, hahahaha.
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:20:00 PM
Yes...better no comment on the men's dropping bits. ;) She did a write on Viagra...so I was alluding to that. Thanks for the visit to my limerick. Always appreciate.
Date: 2/21/2016 7:32:00 PM
Funny and witty, written by a girl so pretty! Good luck dear Eileen! I am smiling!
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Date: 3/6/2016 8:21:00 PM
I loved your post, dear poet. It shows your kind and witty spirit. Hugs
Date: 2/21/2016 2:10:00 PM
yes, i must agree.. she's saturday night live personified!..savoring your superb piece, eleen!..huggs
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:22:00 PM
Thanks, Nette. Yes, Jan is the Queen of Humor. She always brings a smile. Thanks for your visit to my limerick entry. hugs
Date: 2/21/2016 12:50:00 PM
Now THIS better top the charts. I should have done one just for her. Great thinking, Eileen. Have an awesome day. I need to get to my church library duty now. you are my last for the morning!!
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:24:00 PM
You got a top placement too, sweetie. :) Congrats. Hugs
Date: 2/21/2016 11:16:00 AM
Eileen! This too is great! Thank you for popping in and reading my poem also!! -luloo *Smiles*
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/6/2016 8:25:00 PM
Thanks for visiting my limerick on Jan, Luloo. I hope your ankle is healing nicely. Hugs
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