Annual Wage Negotiations

“The two sides sit
around the square table;
like the cheeks of one’s ar*e
together only, till the 
crap starts to appear!”


 © Harry J Horsman 1997
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Austin Avatar
February 27, 2016 at 11:29 AM
A dirty shame, right, Harry? Always enjoy your humor for touchy subjects. Congrats on the selection. Love, daver
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August 11, 2013 at 10:26 AM
- Congratulations on having your poem featured on the homepage "Featured Poem of the Week" - Have a nice day,Harry. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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August 11, 2013 at 6:46 AM
Good morning Harry, , '''CONGRATULATIONS''' On your featured poem of the week... Have yourself a nice and beautiful Sunday... -XOX- Love Linda
Austin Avatar
August 6, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Sounds union-inspired, Harry. Congrats on the selection. Love, daver
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March 3, 2013 at 2:05 PM
Dear Harry, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Congratulations on YOUR no. 1 Well deserved Win in the "Dirty Deeds Contest. YOU have a Great sense of Humour and so true when management and Employees negotiate Superb Pen LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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March 3, 2013 at 2:04 PM
Dear Harry, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Congratulations on YOUR no. 1 Well deserved Win in the "Dirty Deeds Contest. YOU have a Great sense of Humour and so true when management and Employees negotiate Superb Pen LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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September 4, 2012 at 6:20 PM
Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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August 29, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Dirty deeds indeed...Harry...had a giggle out of this one. Congrats on your win! One love. Joy Wells
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August 29, 2012 at 6:36 AM
Congratulations on your super win in Lisa's "Dirty Deeds" contest Harry. Love, Carol
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August 27, 2012 at 6:15 PM
Congratulations on capturing the top spot in the contest with this short, but very sweet entry.
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May 28, 2012 at 1:14 PM
hahaha. GREAT imagery in this funny one I just found. Well, Harry. I hope things are going good for you today. I am giving people a chance to look over their trochee before the final judging. The sun is calling me and I am raring to go out in it and just read now!! Luv, Andrea
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May 26, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Awesome, Harry! Clever use of imagery and that last line kicks butt!! Very funny. Love, Carolyn
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