Short Cougar Poems

Smelling for its prey,
The cougar is on the hunt;
Run little rabbit....

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His habitat shrinking
The old cougar tries to live 
Fugitive among men...

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A blue moon rises,
The cougar slips from his den,
Night has truly come....

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Women who date or marry younger men
Think younger at heart than those
Spend time with older man....

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horripilation 
caused by loud bloodcurdling cry....
cougar in a tree  ...

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Animal Avenger.

He kicked a Tortuga.
Mistreated a Beluga.
Slapped a Cougar.
Became a Fatality....

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C-atamount includes 
P-uma, panther, and cougar, 
V-igorous lynx hunts. 





Form: Acrostic Haiku...

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courageous cougar
prowling through what land he holds 
strong and proud he stands


Karen Croft
Nature Contest...

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my wife the cougar
Sue was forty when we met
I was twenty three



By Jack Horne for Dr Ram’s Cougar Effect contest...

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There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man 
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!...

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he has the moves that could stop a moving cougar,

i love him more than life,

let me witness him in my boosem,

and sleep on my cheast...

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There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!...

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Cougar & Squirrel - A Haiku

magical mountain
a wild, gentle cougar prowls
into the squirrel

11/24/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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There once was a fella from France
He’s widowed - not seeking romance
Pursued by a cougar
He tried hard to lose her
But she still got into his pants!...

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I would much rather risk having an encounter with a cougar or grizzly bear,
as opposed to being alone in the wilderness and cross paths with a stranger....

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The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'...

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a dog, a cougar, a gorilla or what?
Not sure but it is growling next to my hut.
Of course it woke me up at three a.m.
I will not come back to this jungle, ever again!...

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I'd like to have my cup of coffee now
You'd like me to stand and give you a bow
Polite makes you a cougar
I might take out my Lugar
I like to see how you moo like a cow...

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what are those? I ask, my voice cracking a bit.
They are long deep claw marks in my hemlock tree.
Made by a cougar? A mountain lion? a puma?
My cat cannot stop giggling....

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We are talked about   
mornings and throughout the night
How is love not right  

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Contest: Cougar Effect
Sponsor: Dr Ram Mehta
Submitted by: Judy Konos...

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Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to vomit.
He’s dating another seasoned cougar....

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Like a cat on the prowl  
Delicately moving with confidence 
Swaying hips to my own rhythmic beat 
Now watch me pounce upon my next prey 
I am a cougar in heels, keeping all the sugar daddies away...

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Love is what it is no matter what
                 take no notice of what people have got
                  to say `cos if they do mind
                    their eyes are wide shut and totally blind...

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In the darkness, glowing tiny green lamps.  No, that is not thunder; 

a guttural intonation echoes.  Crispy crunching dead twigs, 

reveal black cougar; frozen I cannot run!
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Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton

Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013....

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