Short Cougar Poems
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my wife the cougar
Sue was forty when we met
I was twenty three
By Jack Horne for Dr Ram’s Cougar Effect contest
amorous jaguar
vegetation concealed
prowling the jungle
he catches a whiff
she cougar but it is fresh
he begins journey
There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!
he has the moves that could stop a moving cougar,
i love him more than life,
let me witness him in my boosem,
and sleep on my cheast
There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!
Cougar & Squirrel - A Haiku
magical mountain
a wild, gentle cougar prowls
into the squirrel
11/24/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
There once was a fella from France
He’s widowed - not seeking romance
Pursued by a cougar
He tried hard to lose her
But she still got into his pants!
I would much rather risk having an encounter with a cougar or grizzly bear,
as opposed to being alone in the wilderness and cross paths with a stranger.
The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'
a dog, a cougar, a gorilla or what?
Not sure but it is growling next to my hut.
Of course it woke me up at three a.m.
I will not come back to this jungle, ever again!
I'd like to have my cup of coffee now
You'd like me to stand and give you a bow
Polite makes you a cougar
I might take out my Lugar
I like to see how you moo like a cow
what are those? I ask, my voice cracking a bit.
They are long deep claw marks in my hemlock tree.
Made by a cougar? A mountain lion? a puma?
My cat cannot stop giggling.
We are talked about
mornings and throughout the night
How is love not right
***
Contest: Cougar Effect
Sponsor: Dr Ram Mehta
Submitted by: Judy Konos
Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to vomit.
He’s dating another seasoned cougar.
Like a cat on the prowl
Delicately moving with confidence
Swaying hips to my own rhythmic beat
Now watch me pounce upon my next prey
I am a cougar in heels, keeping all the sugar daddies away
Love is what it is no matter what
take no notice of what people have got
to say `cos if they do mind
their eyes are wide shut and totally blind
In the darkness, glowing tiny green lamps. No, that is not thunder;
a guttural intonation echoes. Crispy crunching dead twigs,
reveal black cougar; frozen I cannot run!
Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013.
You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man said.
The panther laughed and leapt straight for his head.
You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man repeated.
The cat gobbled him up, showing him that he was defeated.
There once was a cougar named Rose
who kept the young men on their toes.
Working in her garden
they'd say "beg your pardon
I'll bet you could use a good hose!"
for Bawdy Limericks Two contest
sponsored by Roy Jerden
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzy
Cougar from Arizona:
Yuma
Puma
Cowardly Cock-a-Doodle-Doer:
Chicken
Chicken
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie
Larcenous bird:
Robbin'
Robin
Slave-driving beaver:
Dam it
Damn it!
*1*
Have you ever heard the phrase:
"The older the bear, the sweeter the juice"
I can't help but stare,
at this stunning cougar,
with long auburn hair.
Jared Pickett
12/11/09
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I am sitting in my Lazy Boy
Feeling smug and safe
Unaware a fourteen foot panther is out there
I hear a ruckus on the porch
But the ten pounds of beef I ate for supper
Is keeping me firmly in place
Until the large cat leaps into my picture window.
If I were a guy…I’d…
Go on a hunt
Learn to punt
Fix my own brakes
Eat rare steaks
Sport long johns
Stomp on tampons
Start bar fights
Ignore red lights
Swing a big axe
Stare at huge racks
Pack a huge luger
Nail a rich cougar!
*For Frank's Contest
TIGER, TIGER
Our only cat was
a serial killer.
First visit to vet
“Please do not
bring him back”.
Channeled the purr
of a cougar,
low growl
of a tiger.
Tolerated the dog.
Attacked sleeping
restless feet.
He still stalks
the gardens
of my mind.
John G. Lawless
©2/11/2018