Short Cougar Poems

Smelling for its prey,
The cougar is on the hunt;
Run little rabbit....

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A blue moon rises,
The cougar slips from his den,
Night has truly come....

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His habitat shrinking
The old cougar tries to live 
Fugitive among men
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Women who date or marry younger men
Think younger at heart than those
Spend time with older man.
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Animal Avenger.

He kicked a Tortuga.
Mistreated a Beluga.
Slapped a Cougar.
Became a Fatality.
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C-atamount includes 
P-uma, panther, and cougar, 
V-igorous lynx hunts. 





Form: Acrostic Haiku
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courageous cougar
prowling through what land he holds 
strong and proud he stands


Karen Croft
Nature Contest...

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my wife the cougar
Sue was forty when we met
I was twenty three



By Jack Horne for Dr Ram’s Cougar Effect contest
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he has the moves that could stop a moving cougar,

i love him more than life,

let me witness him in my boosem,

and sleep on my cheast...

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There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!...

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Cougar & Squirrel - A Haiku

magical mountain
a wild, gentle cougar prowls
into the squirrel

11/24/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
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The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'...

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We are talked about   
mornings and throughout the night
How is love not right  

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Contest: Cougar Effect
Sponsor: Dr Ram Mehta
Submitted by: Judy Konos...

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Like a cat on the prowl  
Delicately moving with confidence 
Swaying hips to my own rhythmic beat 
Now watch me pounce upon my next prey 
I am a cougar in heels, keeping all the sugar daddies away
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In the darkness, glowing tiny green lamps.  No, that is not thunder; 

a guttural intonation echoes.  Crispy crunching dead twigs, 

reveal black cougar; frozen I cannot run!
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Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton

Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013.
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There once was a cougar named Rose

who kept the young men on their toes.

Working in her garden

they'd say "beg your pardon

I'll bet you could use a good hose!"



for Bawdy Limericks Two contest
sponsored by Roy Jerden...

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She hid in powdered face and red lips
at the lounge much white wine she did sip
and when on the prowl
she'd find a night owl
cause, this "Cougar" she shot from the hip.....
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Contest ~ "Cougar Effect"

Poet~ Rick Parise...

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Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzy

Cougar from Arizona:
Yuma
Puma

Cowardly Cock-a-Doodle-Doer:
Chicken
Chicken

Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie

Larcenous bird:
Robbin'
Robin

Slave-driving beaver:
Dam it
Damn it!





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        Have you ever heard the phrase:
"The older the bear, the sweeter the juice"

             I can't help but stare,
            at this stunning cougar,
             with long auburn hair.



Jared Pickett
12/11/09
Asavvy1...

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If I were a guy…I’d…

Go on a hunt
Learn to punt
Fix my own brakes
Eat rare steaks
Sport long johns
Stomp on tampons
Start bar fights
Ignore red lights
Swing a big axe
Stare at huge racks
Pack a huge luger
Nail a rich cougar!

*For Frank's Contest...

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TIGER, TIGER

Our only cat was
a serial killer.
First visit to vet
“Please do not
bring him back”.
Channeled the purr
of a cougar,
low growl
of a tiger.
Tolerated the dog.
Attacked sleeping
restless feet.
He still stalks
the gardens
of my mind.


John G. Lawless
©2/11/2018
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                Love is what it is no matter what
                 take no notice of what people have got
                  to say `cos if they do mind
                    their eyes are wide shut and totally blind
                   
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There once was this gal – much older
And I being young but bolder
Took hold of her hand
Said I am your man
But she gave me the old cold shoulder

Now I – being not a quitter
Thought how am I going to get her
I must make her mine
The very next time
My parents get a baby sitter

Written - 	6/19/11 by mdailey
For Dr. Mehta's contest - Cougar Effect
 
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<          once there was old woman on the prowl
            found younger man and begun to howl
            under silvery moon
            fead him with baby spoon
            now stomach does goo goo gah gah grawls



Written By Katherine Stella


Entry For Dr. Ram's Cougar Effect Contest 
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