The Cougar With the Green Thumb

There once was a cougar named Rose

who kept the young men on their toes.

Working in her garden

they'd say "beg your pardon

I'll bet you could use a good hose!"



for Bawdy Limericks Two contest
sponsored by Roy Jerden
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Hamilton Avatar
January 3, 2015 at 12:56 AM
so funny Deb love it 7 hugs
Smith Avatar
July 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM
lol!! congrats on a great win, Deb! love it. hugs... Arlene
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July 8, 2014 at 11:44 PM
Deb, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda
Gibson Avatar
July 8, 2014 at 6:10 PM
Haha...cute, Deb. Enjoyed this one.
Dietrich Avatar
July 7, 2014 at 4:09 PM
gosh, seeing his way of scoring at the blog, I think you should have been in the top three!! This was a very good one. One of my favorites! Congrats on the winners' list.
A. Sharma Avatar
July 7, 2014 at 7:38 AM
Real good limerick ! Well penned Deb,, congrats on big win!
Mehta Avatar
July 7, 2014 at 6:20 AM
hahah, very funny, Deb. congrats on the win
Richards Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 6:09 PM
I would have placed this higher ! :) I think it is so cute !! Congrats to you Deb!
Allison Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 4:55 PM
LOL Deb a well deserved winner. Hugs Jan xxx
Callus Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 7:38 AM
Great limerick for the contest, Deb! I doubt how green she was! // paul
Nance Avatar
June 26, 2014 at 7:24 PM
LOL I loved it!!!
Manassian Avatar
June 26, 2014 at 3:41 PM
This was absolutely fabulous!!! Good one, Deb...Need a good hose, indeed! ;) Hugs
Onclaud Avatar
June 26, 2014 at 1:15 PM
lol, giggling all the way with that surprise of a hose, deb... you win.. huggs
Mehta Avatar
June 26, 2014 at 9:57 AM
Hahaha full of fun and wit
Smith Avatar
June 26, 2014 at 9:04 AM
OMG...lol...I love it...naughty :)
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