Short Constipation Poems
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The
Smile has
Two meanings,
One, contentment
Or a facial strain of... constipation
**Michael J. Falotico contest**
When I come to chemist's shop,
I can not hold myself from laugh.
Half means- for diarrhoea stop,
For constipation - other half !
There is an epidemic among the masses that is driving me insane!
It's known as diarrhea of the mouth with constipation of the brain.
There's an affliction among many people that truly drives me insane.
It's known as diarrhea of the mouth with constipation of the brain.
have you seen the new movie
Constipation - yet?
of course not, it's not out yet
Contest No 470
Sponsored By Brian Strand
7-23-2018
Constipation is a big scam
On those who can't walk worth a damn
You should always choose
A tin of cashews
To ease your way out of a jam!
They never learn from their mistakes, repeating them again and again.
This is symptomatic of they afflicted with Constipation Of the Brain.
A constipated Canuck named Rory
took an atomic suppository.
It exploded his guts
and they soon found his nuts
somewhere in the Yukon Territory!
I overheard a conversation
with very loud participation,
it seemed there was a need
to get the words out with speed...
diarrhea not constipation.
The reporter was thrown for a loop,
Her intentions were "Just get the scoop"!
But the scoop was delayed,
Constipation betrayed-
Sadly, stuck in the shoot was the poop!
Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways
I'm on a roll, no stopping me now
It would give me a hernia, holy c-c-cow
Stuff would seize up
My butt would slam shut
Poetic constipation it would surely fall-ow
like bad poetry
strains to push out another ~
constipation reigns
for the A Hi-Poo Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
written on 10/2/23
Some of you folks think Gershon has quite an imagination
While he doesn’t deny it, he doesn’t recommend you try it
~ Writing poems to ease his constipation
Constipation is an extremely shitty word
I don't usually use it, I usually use turd
Must keep it sophisticated
Some might be listening
To this conversation besides the P-Soup herd
Constipation is an extremely shitty word
I don't usually use it, I usually use turd
Must keep it sophisticated
Some might be listening
To this conversation besides the Humorick herd
His tongue might work well in commodes
Trump's flapper lets loose toxic loads
Spewing crap from the can
This Hitleresque man
Shows how constipation explodes
Author's note: Why does DT need fans?
My muse is bored
She’s tired of my poems
On the bed she snores
Her imagination roams
Over Sandhills on beaches
Where she rides the summer breeze
red sunsets and rainbows pleases
No thoughts of melancholy me
Choosing his lunch was the pigeon grandfather’s goal.
He liked lasagna and fettuccini down to his Italian soul.
But right now, he had to concentrate on his pigeon hole.
To relieve his constipation was his immediate goal.
A professor has published his thesis
On removal of impacted faeces
Use the end of a pencil
Or a kitchen utensil
to dislodge clumps of faeces in pieces!
Told you it was a crap poem!
05/14/20
Defecation, constipation, urination... it's toilet humour!
At least I'm just a crap poet ... sadly some folk are just full of it
God MUST have a sense of humour - because he created me and YOU!
Fed up with the way this road is going
Fed up with not being able to accomplish something
Tired of constantly waiting it turned into constipation
someone hand me something to end
what subconscious started
that I consciously have no memory of
Form:
shortness of life
irribility
bad attitude
fatigue
eating too much
not eating enough
lack of sleep
bad breath
loss of bowels
wetting the bed
over feeding the cat
unsocial behavior
biting nails
upset stomach
diarreah
constipation
red eyes
Constipation as we all too well know
Disrupts everybody’s natural flow
I welcome the Cheerios
When the tummy bulging grows
Shout out to the toilet, “Look out below!”
*For Poet Destroyer’s Favorite Cereal Contest
by Carolyn Devonshire
As I live and as I breath
Constipation makes me heave
The pain just makes me cry
No matter what I try
My poo's stuck, I do believe
I simply don’t have the luck
In my gut my poo is stuck
The smell that’s from my bum
Makes your nose rather numb
It’s worse than a garbage truck